Name: India Vs Canada: The War No One Smelt Coming | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-10-21T13:15:04.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'India Vs Canada: The War No One Smelt Coming | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-21. Transcript available.

if i named all the countries i could think of there's probably 10 i could name
all of them are
at war right now so that's a world war canada's not a war yes they are are they
fucking india
did you not see this no definitely the indian government has like and this has
been i've been
losing my mind they've had they've have like um yeah what is it called the the
kalashi movement
or something it's called kalshi i think is the name of it yeah it's the same
thing you know the
indian government's like i guess there's an indian mafia in canada and they're
i i barely have
looked into this but i think they're killing sikhs because the sikhs have a
separatist movement that
they support in canada that in like the punjab region they want to send up set
up like an autonomous
state so canada's accused india of backing the these like this like mafia
tactics in canada to go
oh they're taking hits out on sikhs something like that and so canada or india
is like now like
severing diplomatic ties and oh they're mad they're mad but they might go to
war with canada
that's crazy yeah that is not my problem yeah yeah i'm sitting that one out it
i mean actually
i might watch that one on tv i don't really know how things work but how things
are being set up for
china to just fucking sweep is nuts like china's china's just going to come out
on top they're just
letting everyone we're at the the like it's about to be world war three right
who saw india canada
you saw that one coming that's that's elite every country's a rare every
country's going to war
and then china's just like well we're figuring out who we want to do business
yeah probably yeah
everybody that china is the best at the wait and see approach yeah yeah and uh
so what does that
mean they wait and see and then what does that mean just let everyone let
everyone kind of blow
each other up everyone go nuts and then they just uh like you know they're smoldering
it's gonna be
awesome in in 10 years when the only two countries in the world are china and
taiwan
you're like and they're like no we literally don't want taiwan we never wanted
taiwan that was always
a trick we wanted to make india and canada fight you're not concerned at all
you you feel like we're
chilling though i mean what's gonna happen i live in new york city somebody's
gonna bomb the greatest
city i don't think so no one's ever attacked new york city once yeah in my
lifetime never i've been
chilling yeah you were born after nine 11 yes bro that shit is not that is that
couldn't really not
be that's crazy no that's one of those things you don't have to worry about and
that's what i mean
by you get you get older and you're like fuck i'm gonna die but then you're
like wait what if
everyone dies and then it's like oh that's fine oh yeah no i'm really chilling
with that i'm just i'm
just trying to live my shit good yeah you feel you i'm trying to get a second
season wild note
cool robot not even i need to get a cool robot i think i think on some level
maybe it's maybe it's
specific to americans or i'm just projecting but the the idea of a world war
kind of like
removes any obligation to have any responsibilities in your life like if the
bomb started going off it's
like well i wouldn't have to pay rent or my bills or i wouldn't have to worry
about my career i could
just be a loser because i would be eating crackers yeah i get cavities right it's
like i don't know now
it doesn't matter as much i have as much junk food as i want right who gives a
fuck i get my like
newsy cap and my crutches and i just wait in the bread line i'm like yeah i
would have been like
fucking i could have been the best comic but the war but the war dude it's not
my fault yeah i wish
i had looked more into this indian canada thing i read the headline and
immediately started hitting
the group chat with jokes about indian mafias you got you got murder stink oh
that's good yeah you got
uh ran out of sopranos okay yeah yeah yeah you know the scene from the godfather
where they hide the
the gun behind the toilet so whoever is it luca that tells him that he's got to
brasi he tells him
that the guns whoever tells him i don't remember that he's like we hid the gun
behind the toilet
now you could just walk in with it but we figure you'd appreciate sticking your
hand in the toilet
all right so there's that okay yeah we had some other ones we had some other
ones here indian mafia
oh this is mafia i was thinking of like normal uh black guy gangs or not black
gangs indian guys you
could go that direction too i was a lot there oh yeah so the the boss of the
indian mafia he's got
to go to therapy because he's having panic attacks so he goes to see dr smelfy
yeah
yeah okay they're fucking with dr smelfy yeah keep keep going yeah uh i don't
know i'm trying to
remember the uh but anyways i got lost down that rabbit hole and i didn't
actually read any of the
article yeah in front of my my face hopefully they do go to war that'd be fun
yeah oh you know like in
casino where they they killed joe pesci and his brother yeah instead of taking
him out to the
desert to bury him they just bring him to a giant litter box yeah yeah yeah yo
that's that's very
funny