Name: Educating Nick on Hawk Tuah & The Costco Guys | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Educating Nick on Hawk Tuah & The Costco Guys | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-21. Transcript available.

What did they say?
Are you guys voting?
Who are you voting for?
Both of them.
I think I'm just not going to vote.
You're just not going to vote?
Yeah, what the fuck?
What's the point?
I'm writing in Hawk Tua.
Yo, that's hilarious.
You should get your name legally changed to Hawk Tua.
It sounds like a Jewish parent, no?
Yeah.
Didn't they sound...
They found out she's 100% Jewish?
Yeah, she dead ass is, bro.
Is that true?
Yeah, nah, dead ass.
They found out.
Show business?
Her name is show business.
Her name, bro.
Her name on shit.
Hawk Tua.
Her name is actually Hayley Brinstein.
Dead ass.
Bro, but that was her, not her show name.
It's dead ass.
How do you have a stage name for an unplanned Instagram?
Because after they found out, she's wiped her shit, bro.
Because now people are caught up to getting overnight success.
It really does look like a conspiracy, I'm saying.
Bro, it's shit.
The fact that it turns out that Hawk Tua spit on that thang is Jewish.
She's 100% Jewish.
I love show business, dude.
No, I'm lying.
She's not Jewish.
She's not Jewish.
No, I'm not fucking with you.
I think I did see, like, I saw a tweet, and I thought, I think it might just be
from a
racist account on Twitter.
But it was like, it turns out Hawk Tua is Jewish.
Nah, I've been seeing that shit, too.
Because they found out Costco guys are Jewish.
Oh, they are?
I thought they were, like, Italian guys.
You don't know the Costco guys?
That seems like some shit that you would fuck with.
No.
I mean, yeah, I just don't.
It's just the worst thing.
It's just bad.
And there's something nice about how bad it is.
So it's like the Krasenstein brothers?
It's just that there's something comforting about how just completely terrible
and uninteresting
it is, and for some reason, popular.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Well, it's funny that there's a father and a son, and there's people that are
like, you
know what I really like, the Krasenstein brothers.
What happened to those guys?
What's that?
Are they still alive?
They're still online, yeah.
Wait, what?
Yeah, they found out that the Costco guy's mother is Jewish, and they're like,
seriously?
These fucking Jews.
Nah, they're chilling.
Yo, you fuck with me, Kenny, or, all right.
But so, this guy, well, I can show them that.
Is that crazy?
I just want to see your reaction to this shit, like, genuinely.
Because it's like, it's not like, I don't know, it's, oh, he's got a big schnitzel
or something?
What is he?
Nah, he's got a little, he's got the Costco, like, sandwich.
The chicken big.
Yeah.
And they, they review products, and they give it a review.
Oh, and the Rizzler.
Do you know the Rizzler?
The Rizzler is the breakaway hit star of the entire thing.
Do you know the Rizzler?
Is that that dwarf, like, Chechum?
No, no, no, no.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's a Hasboula.
Oh.
The Rizzler is a, a boy that they added to the Costco guy universe.
Of course we go shopping while eating a chicken thing.
Now, hold on.
This, of course, of course we do.
Did that start with, uh.
That's a, that's a TikTok, like, trend, right?
And then this father and son, this father who's, uh, uh, an amateur
professional wrestler
and been trying to be famous forever.
He finally hit on this piece of just absolute garbage content, right?
And it has replicated.
The song, I love this.
I'm in a group chat.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm in a group chat about it.
Let me just, let me just stop right there.
I have seen, uh, now three segments out of one video of this.
And I don't understand how there's even enough content for more of that clip.
Oh.
So they keep adding.
Let alone, like, a whole account.
So then the way.
They just do every item in Costco?
No.
Oh.
No.
It's, it's literally, it's just, it's, it's.
Of course I have a cookie.
Every item in Costco would make sense.
Yeah.
It is just, it is, it is so much more mindless and nonsense in a nice way.
In a nice way.
Like, I just don't want it to have a racist past or a sexual assault accusation.
I don't want it to be taken down.
I want it to just be bad.
It's just funny.
Yeah.
But then they found this fat boy from New Jersey who everyone thought was
related to them,
but they just found a fat boy.
Yeah.
They're just friends with him, bro.
They're, they, and they, they live in Boca Raton, Florida.
I know so much about that.
Wait.
And so then the fat boy is this kid, the Rizzler.
Show Nick the Rizz face.
He's going to love this.
Yo, bro, they bring the boom, bro.
I don't think a child should have that accent.
No, no.
He, the kid.
I get it.
So the fat boy.
I think the chocolate.
You shouldn't fuck with this.
It's like, how is this?
No, no, no, no.
Nick, Nick will like it actually.
So that, so the fat boy that they found in New Jersey is now kind of becoming
the breakaway
hit.
He's up, bro.
He's up big.
And like, uh, he does this thing called the Rizz face, which is, he's, he's
adorable and
he's, he's so funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he goes this.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
Do you remember Indian Joker from Vine?
Of course.
That's probably before your time.
Of course.
I used to fuck with Vine, bro.
Yeah.
But it's crazy.
Cause like a lot of internet culture comes from Indians on Vine, like India,
like they took
all this Bollywood shit that like worked on Vine and black people on Vine too,
but, but well,
that's everything.
But like fucking if you, I mean, Malcolm X over here, brother Nick, brother Mullen.
The Indian teenagers.
Oh, can we do that?
We never talked about no black.
No, he's giving a testimony.
Let it testify.
Have you seen Indian Joker?
No, no.
I can watch that right now.
I don't even know if it exists anymore.
He looks fucking crazy.
But it was an Indian guy where he would walk.
You're our best friend.
He would walk by somebody in slow motion.
And then they would, the guy would be like, you touch my shoe or something.
Yo, I love the Indian guy.
And then he would do this weird face.
Yeah.
There's the face.
Yeah.
And so his whole account was like this weird face that he would make.
And it was like an Indian guy that figured out a weird face that doesn't look
like the Joker.
Yeah, he doesn't at all.
He just looks so crazy.
That was the same.
That was the same era.
It's like a Jim Carrey face.
Of the, of the, of the, like Afghanistan kid doing these Jose loyal.
Which is the, have you seen that one?
No, no.
This is so.
We have to cuddle.
I mean, it's probably boring broadcasting for them, but I'm having a blast
right now.
But not because I feel like maybe they're like, oh yeah, I remember, I remember
Indian Joker.
Indian kid, uh, these hoes and lo, maybe I honestly, I might hear it.
Do you guys fuck with, uh, these hoes ain't loyal?
I used to fuck with my.
Yo, why are you killing that shit?
His voice is so beautiful.
Play it again, play it, play it again.
Bro, why is he?
And also knowing that it's like.
He's like gun boy?
It's, yeah, it's like two, it's two like fucking Marines standing in front of
him with guns.
Yo, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna redo this.
I'm just gonna do this.
Where is he now?
That's Nav.
That's, where is he?
He's at a CIA black site.
Getting, getting waterboarded.
He joined ISIS.
He's like, they laugh on me?
He got pissed.
He's like, I'm like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.