Name: Adam Bets $100K on Cornel West To Win Election | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-10-27T14:00:31.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Bets $100K on Cornel West To Win Election | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-27. Transcript available.

wait cornell west is running for president yeah he always runs for president
yeah it's like every
time all right i'm gonna i'm gonna say he will win i'm gonna put one who's like
voting for him
like wu-tang fans yeah who the fuck is like yeah oh yeah this is i gotta vote
cornell west
if i put a thousand dollars on cornell west i will i will win 99 i'll win a
hundred thousand dollars
that's not enough he's not gonna win yeah right i should get a billion dollars
that's true for
losing a thousand dollars you should get a cabinet position if you bet on cornell
west you should be
the secretary of state yeah the amount of money yeah i should be defense
secretary for cornell west
yeah cornell can you bet on you now our relationship with israel is this a
strategic
advantage in the region did you see now they're fucking like all these people
online are like
blaming there's just some woman who's iranian that works at the department of
state and they're like
oh this is who leaked the intelligence report about like israel's like troop
movements or whatever
and i don't think there's any evidence of that they just she's just because
yeah just because
she's from iran which you could also do like um like uh contracts like uh like
what is it
like short selling or like uh so if i put a hundred thousand dollars on cornell
west
that makes sense but what does that mean i if i'm selling do you understand
what that means nick you're
you're a wall street guy i'm not like i never really lost you lost a lot of
money i never understood
derivatives i don't really know how that shit was trading but let's say let's
slap a hundred k on that
we get that 4.5 milli but then i have to sell the contracts for two cents i don't
understand
this amazing website yeah get access i'm signing up continue no no don't don't
if they have apple pay
no nick don't don't don't put my face in nice it worked no it didn't this is
crazy oh and you have apple pay also
don't apple pay it no nick stop i'm doing it just for the bit no don't i don't
have that kind of money to throw around
okay you can call your bank and dispute it but he's we are now confirmed a
hundred thousand dollars
cool in my phone give me my phone nice amazing yeah that worked no it didn't
all right guys
you gotta we gotta get out the vote cornell west i need cornell less than one
percent chance
what does it mean huh no stop give me my phone dude you're about to be you're
about to have four
and a half million dollars really yeah how could he win what are his positions
i have body on one
side reverse cowgirl stroke mish i've never heard of that i don't smell it all
over here but over here
it's like you're sweating no nick you actually bet 100k yeah i'll be in denver
this weekend
the 25th and 26th i'm i owe a lot of money now around town no you'll be fine
you just call your
bank and dispute it i have to call it's on video that i illegally placed a bet
with your phone that's
you could go to jail i wouldn't go to jail unless you press charges which i don't
see why you would
i'm gonna press charges considering the dirt i have on this guy dude what dirt
do you have on me uh
two tickets to thailand a journal entry that says i can't wait to those
children no
in cursive with little hearts over the eyes
that evidence
they're like well this is definitely his handwriting it's in pink jelly pen
adam's got his jelly
sandals and his jelly pens and he's ready for thailand
you