Name: Nick Goes to the Premiere of Stav's New Movie | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-11-02T22:13:07.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick Goes to the Premiere of Stav's New Movie | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-02. Transcript available.

it's uh you gotta show up you gotta show i did 600 pounds on the uh leg press
last week that's a lot yeah and then what was her name
pat lady yeah what's the biggest you ever caught huh what's the biggest you
ever you
sniped in your life i don't know i mean i've probably been with some big ones
like 800 900
yeah like 800 or 900 yeah yeah i mean speaking of i went to the stav graciously
invited me to the
premiere of his movie this weekend oh shout out shout out yeah guys check out
stav's movie check
out stav's movie it was very funny and then i saw him after and he's looking
trim good well i can't
tell and i don't want to be because i saw him on a big screen yeah and then i
saw him in person so
maybe it was like the comparison because on the screen he looks 20 000 pounds
was it imax it was
imax yeah and even still that we couldn't frame him up you know but uh it was
the sphere yeah it was
the sphere was that the sphere yeah and the movie was mainly just one of his nipples
no it was very
funny it was good but it was weird because they did like a it was pitched as
like there was a q a
afterwards and um you know i've been to premieres before and i was i just
thought you know q a is
you know they come out they answer questions and stuff yeah but they got to the
end and then it was
just stav and then he sat down he didn't have a microphone they were just
bringing out like shrimp
and okay and like pigs in a blanket and you're betting on how much he had a
bunch of cheese that
he was dipping it in so i guess it was i look close it was a queso and appetizers
is what it stood for
oh okay so they had so they had watching a queso and appetizers it wasn't that
type of q a yeah yeah
wow but i went to see it it was there was you just did that right there on the
spot huh what's that
that wasn't pre-written or anything what q a the k the q a no i've been
thinking about that since the
q a i was sitting in the theater i was sitting in the theater and i would look
over to people and i'm
like you think that stands for queso and appetizers yeah and it's it's mostly
young his audience is all
young women now so they're like please stop talking to me you smell like a
yeast confectioner
who are you and i'm like it's a different type of bacteria that only guys get
uh excuse me and
it's in my throat yeah because i've had a lot of dental issues this year ma'am
but it was there was like a there was a sad moment in the theater for me
personally because like you
know he's got all he's got all these like stop fans now it's not just cometown
people right and we're
watching the movie and early on there's a scene where you see his nuts for like
it could have been
more than like a third of a second damn it well what did you think was going to
happen i don't know
that now it looks more appropriate let me see now it looks like you're wearing
your clothes
you try to dress all the way up to the top and i just yeah yeah well it's got a
straw that shouldn't
have happened but it this that always happens to me for some i'm used to anyway
let me get back to
me right my pointy moment in the theater i can't see beautiful nick he's got
these fans now right and
we're sitting there in the theater and there's a scene early on where you see
his nuts and it's
like just a flash right he's showing his nuts the next one the second i even i
mean it's not even a
second but i say i go those aren't his nuts and i know and i know they're not
as nice okay and no
one else in the theater does and i say it's like it's like if you're in a band
with somebody you know
and they were doing like you know you guys are making real music together and
then they leave and
now they're in a very successful band you feel great for them you go see their
big show yeah and
they're playing their number one song and it gets a certain line in the song
you know him you're like
they made him change that line uh-huh they made him change that line those are
not those are not
his testicles this is not my beautiful i know what his nuts look like it was
somebody else's or you
think they're prosthetic prosthetic nuts why that's bizarre because i think it's
illegal is it yeah to
show your testing like even if you're like it was supposed to be funny i mean
maybe i it just
seems safer maybe to use i think you can show i think you can show soft dick it
could be for a
ratings thing but it could be it's like if you were making you know i mean look
at all the movies that
came out in the 70s now and they're like yeah they actually raped all those
actresses and if it was
the 70s it's pre-aids i'm like yeah we're trying to get something real here
obviously rape her you
know but oh god in retrospect it's like i don't know i'm going there because i'm
reading the power
clever trick right clever trick that the women played on letting that happen
and now so they could
accuse the amazing directors years later of some sort of malfeasance yeah you
know so i think yeah
it was probably foresight because yeah sure now in the world we live in showing
you real nuts that
makes sense but in 15 years from now that'll probably be like doing blackface
did he get
better nuts or were they worse they were worse nuts really he's humble yeah
yeah wow shout out to
stop they had to get a good guy yeah he got worse no i don't think that was his
choice what do you
mean it's his i don't think he yeah but i don't think i think they forced him
to use shittier nuts
for the character and that's what i mean that's why it was i'm like they didn't
even let him use his
real nuts you get all this all the success yeah and then still somebody's going
to come in some suit
some network suit and say you're not only are you not using your real nuts they're
worse yeah
they're worse and they're designed by an indian woman we have to give an
opportunity to
we have a diversity clause diversity higher is the is the way designing the
pros the next lady
yeah right