Name: The Nazi Who Fled to the USA | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-11-09T19:08:12.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Nazi Who Fled to the USA | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-09. Transcript available.

how many people vote it's like 80 million no it's like one it was like 120 to
130 for a long time
then the last time it was like 155 million and then this time back to 130 yeah
it's usually
that's like for whatever reason four years ago there was like uh a bunch more
people that voted
i i wait what do you what do you mean i don't know i'm just saying you're just
saying the numbers
yeah yeah there was just one year where there was like we were fired up for joe
dude yeah probably
people it was joe biden's charisma yeah yeah what do you mean i don't know he
did that video where he
was like i love my corvette people are like oh a bunch of dead people voted for
joe biden and it's
like well if anyone should be yeah you know what i mean it's his wheelhouse
demographic that's who feels
represented yeah right his boys right yeah if they were alive they would vote
for you know what i mean
most dead people yeah if you're 180 years old you would vote for that guy if
you would be like
which one of these makes the most sense to me yeah i went to elementary school
with him i read did you
know that joe biden was born closer to the end of lincoln's administration than
the beginning of his own
jesus christ isn't that crazy what year is he born 1910. oh
when was he wait no yeah that doesn't make any sense in the 30s probably like
37 maybe that's really
embarrassing that i didn't do the math on that and i was just like wow 1910
that's a long time ago no
questions you're just as good at math yeah he's a he's a hundred thank you so
much it's a hard time
for women right now you know there's nothing it's the hormones in my iud i can't
do math anymore
you're great at math 114 years old what 114 years old i'm actually gonna kill
myself no you're not for
what kamala well jimmy carter yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna do i'm gonna do an aaron
but jimmy carter
was born in 1924 was he yeah and he's alive he's alive i mean barely he's
really hanging on yeah that
video of them like bringing him to vote he really yeah they're like he finally
got to do it he got to
vote for kamala harris and he's like it looked like that video remember that
nazi they found in
queens yeah yeah yeah it was like when they deported yeah like this is the best
deportation trump's ever
done he was a nazi oh not like a neo-nazi like a no like a guy that worked in
the camps at the
holocaust working there yeah he was like living in queens yeah hiding and he
was like yeah he was a
corpse basically he was like 900 years to bring him they arrested him but it
was like the cops walking
next to a gurney and then they put him in like an ambulance yeah yeah they just
said let's go we got
one i wonder why they went to queens instead of brazil yes it was a really bad
place to hide maybe he
went to south america first and then moved to queens as a south american guy
but i i don't know it's kind of
nice the nazis got to go to brazil it sounds nice argentina yeah yeah and they
got to it how do they
blend how did german people blend in there amongst latinx people i don't know
be like i love cheating
bisexuality i believe in ghosts
my abuelita is haunting me yeah i'm just a run-of-the-mill latin yeah
so they deported him from queens back to germany yeah back to nazi germany go
back
go back to germany go back to where you came from germany's got to be feeling
pretty stupid right now
though about what the holocaust well no i think they didn't get to do it and
now it's like
you know if you believe that trump is hitler or whatever it's like yeah the
move is you make your
country strong first with neoliberalism yeah and then only after that then you're
like now we're nazis
yeah instead they were like we're nazis first and then we're going to try and
take over the world
yeah and then the world said no yeah they took over like uh post-world war one
country's the crappy
place you know yeah czechoslovakia poland yeah craig anyone could invade poland
i would call them
shithole countries yeah shithole countries i would call them real shithole
you