Name: Austin Comedians Elect Donald Trump | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Austin Comedians Elect Donald Trump | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-10. Transcript available.

um okay so yeah i mean like i was saying a lot of girls i understand you guys
are having a tough
time for us we wanted to see a guy be the first lady and we're never gonna get
it yeah you know
you think this is it it's not fair to us we want to have a guy first lady one
of these days
it might be the last one yeah no more elections there's no point learning
anymore the boys are
back in town congratulations nick you've worked tirelessly for this
congratulations to the to the
free speech austin comedy scene um they really they made this happen and i
blame them personally
um you think rogan's like whoops
he's like whoops so what did i have a whole special where he's like it's on you
guys for
listening to anything i said he's like here's who you should vote for because i
mean it's like
like in his mind he was probably like i'm gonna vote for donald trump right and
then now it's like
oh maybe that maybe i made him win you know what i mean and regardless of
like yeah that could be a good thing but even having that kind of power you're
probably because
now it's like if trump bombs hawaii for some reason he gets a bad hawaiian
pizza from domino's
and he's like we gotta kill all of them and like if you're joe rogan you gotta
be like
i did that kind of yeah you know what i mean yeah now it's all on him his
fingerprints are
are all over all of this yeah if they liquidate the civil service and do
project 25 whatever that
is he'd have to go down there and restart the similian race it is rogan because
he's the closest i
think yeah yeah he has to teach them their language again uh-huh yeah he has to
be like listen we're
all a poco bejes and like his locos only and rogan is going to be the one that
has to restart that
yeah i mean i guess it's like yeah this is 2016 all over again i think like if
you elect trump once
it you could be like played off like an accident but this time is like oh it's
we are on it is on
purpose yeah that is the thing that's weird that you're like oh it felt like
this weird kind of like
fringe group was bubbling up and like took power but then when you win the
popular vote you're like oh
this is kind of like just the country also if you win the popular vote that
should like disqualify
you from holding public office why like if most americans are like you're
awesome it's like that's
not a good sign well my thesis is it's the cooler person wins every time right
since jimmy carter i
think the cooler person has won every election biden trump though because he
was down he wasn't cool
because of covid everyone's like this guy's a loser now but pretty much every
single time it's the cooler
guy who wins obama's cooler than mitt romney who's cooler than mccain terrible
pilot crashes goes
i mean i don't know guys the the thing about the accident thing is the first
time around
i pitched it in my mind until tuesday as anthony weiner got caught for a fourth
time sending his penis
out that happened again no no last time around quietly during the election he
could have really gotten
away with it this time yeah but then like comey wrote that letter and then it
kind of i was like
okay it was a total accident this guy sent his penis and then now trump's the
president but this time
around i'm like oh no the democrats are just they're losers i mean there's no
other excuse this time
you can't blame a man's penis if if if it concluded with tone kill tony losing
it for trump
i think that narratively that would have felt like a full circle moment almost
more so than
not wanting trump to be president i wanted it to happen funny too because you
know the results came
in and trump's the winner and then tony was probably like yeah i did have a
good set
i didn't bomb i didn't bomb that's probably his genuine reaction you guys
i wanted tony to tony having thrown the election would have been so funny
though it would have been
amazing like kids in 50 years having to like read a history book and like learn
about well they're not
tony hinchcliffe no yeah no way i feel like people are going to remember trump
like uh people like no
one's done this since grover cleveland you know like one two and in 100 years
people are going to be
like you know who is donald trump again is that is that garve garfield yeah
yeah the cat
was it grover oh he was that guy that he that he had two yeah yeah before the
big war before it before
you know it this turned into chinese israel you know and before before it
became chinese even barack
obama will be remembered like you know first black president people remember
him like like they remember
scott joplin you know what i mean they're like oh yeah they hear that piano
song yeah we'll have a
president that's like a robot by then