Name: The Horror of Talking to Strangers | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-11-17T13:00:39.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Horror of Talking to Strangers | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-17. Transcript available.

we went to Starbucks and Nick asked the barista if he was schizophrenic no I
didn't ask him why I had his hand up his apron yeah and I didn't see it he had
a
gun and so like his chest was like moving like this yeah and then his hand
came out from the top of the apron and I was like oh I didn't realize your
fucking hand was in your apron I thought look like an alien you know like
the movie alien okay yeah and like just gave me nothing it's really I hate it
when you try to connect with people and then it just doesn't that's what I was
saying yeah yeah you said you know do people act like I mean yeah okay all
right sorry for fucking talking to you that happened to me I was on the street
a couple days ago and this lady was with her dog and the dog had a little choke
collar and I said I need one of those for my dog we started talking about choke
collars and then her husband comes out of the store and and then he goes back
in
but then he comes out again we're still talking and I go oh yeah I got and then
I turned the husband I said we were just talking about dog collars you know I
don't want you to beat my ass or anything and the lady didn't like it no they
didn't yeah they didn't like find it funny I was just making a joke I said I
want to beat my everyone hates what happened we used to be cool we used to be
the
coolest guys we used to be the coolest guys and me never but yeah now you're
all my
interactions you're popular interactions are always like that that's never been
you
know if I try to just you're used to it like if I'm in line at the grocery
store yeah it's
not happening right because somebody like uh like Annie Letterman's good at
that the
little interactions well she's a woman yeah they like talking to them better
than us I
think it's if you're if you're a man the only thing you can say to a stranger
is working hard or
hardly working right right if you say anything outside of that you're a rapist
yeah yeah I know but my grandfather was really good at that for some reason
just
because he's old that's basically like because he's old yeah yeah because he
was
very good at getting strangers to just kind of open up talk to them I thought
that
about my grandfather but then I realized that he was just kind of being
sexually
inappropriate oh yeah I used to think he was like so smooth with girls uh-huh
when I
was like 12 and then as an adult I'm like oh he was just a weird old man oh
yeah I think
my other grandfather was like that a little bit but my other my mom's dad who's
still
alive actually about to turn 98 mazel tov yeah he's uh he was very charismatic
and just
made friends like everywhere but you're right he was I only knew him as an old
man so my
grandfather we were at an Applebee's once yeah and uh the waitress was like
what's wrong
this is the whole episode yeah just bad social interactions that we had it's
fine yeah and uh
she said what's wrong sir he said uh uh I'm going I have an operation tomorrow
uh-huh at the hospital
she said uh is everything all right and he said I have angelitis uh-huh and she
got really confused
but on her name tag it said Angela and uh he said I have angelitis he kept
repeating it yeah this
poor woman was just very confused but he made I'm confused he had the disease
of wanting to fuck a lady
named Angela
that he was uh that he had to have I don't know what what the operation would
be having his penis cut off
yeah and he was like I still got it yeah yeah and I was like wow this guy's the
king yeah yeah it's
weird watching like older family try to get pussy sometimes like we went to
like a diner me and my
dad and my uncle and it was called like the wisdom diner and so we're like
paying the bill and there's
the um cashier and my uncle's like so Mike do you feel like you're any more
wise today after eating here
and uh it's just like he was trying to like make a joke to the cashier yeah
they probably love that
yeah I'm just like oh it's funny watching my uncle try to you know it's
disgusting what if she was like
I'll suck your dick right now yeah I'm off I'm off it yeah she just takes about
I know you're with
your behind you but we could do it in the car and behind them he makes you wait
outside the car
like Tiger Woods is dead oh man yeah
.