Name: The Amish who Voted for Trump | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-11-18T13:01:11.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Amish who Voted for Trump | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-18. Transcript available.

should i should we start watching msnbc yes okay sure yes maybe learn something
for once yeah
yeah someone sent me a joyanne reed clip the other day and she was being insane
she looks
crazy and she's like dyed her hair like blonde now but it's like yellow blonde
and if you look
at her if you look at her and squint it almost looks like she's like pulled a
latex homer simpson
mask up over her head and it's just sort of resting back there
it's like it looks terrible yeah it's like you're on tv i don't know you know
yeah pull the mask back
down just be homer simpson sure it's so funny that like uh that they're just
blaming mexicans basically
oh it was very funny i saw yeah it was either cnn or msnbc where they had they
had like a black guy on
and he's like well you know i see a lot of people reacting to this and they're
like uh you know
they're saying okay well uh black men shifted 12 points for donald trump you
know but uh black people
showed up and black men in particular they showed up and they did what they
were supposed to do
and uh and he goes and he goes uh he's like uh you know but there's other
communities you can look
at look at the latino vote it was a majority and then they go to a latino
person he's like
well latinos also did not vote for donald trump you know and then so then they're
just like going
race by race having people defend their race yeah and it's like what who like i
don't do people like
this do people like check in and they're like yeah this is race drop the ball
yeah yeah it's so funny
that they're like choosing the race right like it's your fault yeah possibly be
ours yeah yeah it's
funny too because you can't even blame it's not even like third party it's just
the best was in
native americans they voted for trump they went trump the indigenous first
person that's who i vote
with yeah the first person you gotta vote with them yeah yeah yeah that's kind
of the amish voted for
them they voted for trump yeah but there was like uh there was some like one of
those gen z
conservative tiktok guys that went to pennsylvania like four years ago and he
like he's like he had an
account where he would go out and register amish people okay so i don't even
know if they know what
they were right doing but it's fine they seem very easy to trick remember when
somebody shot up that
amish school like 15 years ago you know that it they just they got a lot of
them really and because
they were amish so they're like what's going on in here you know like just boom
there's kind of run
around like yeah jeremiah what's the racket going on it was one after one the
guy didn't even leave
the room you know yeah they're not a very look i can say it they're idiots yeah
they're not gonna be
watching they're not listening they don't have iphones you know yeah you ever
see that movie witness
it's harrison ford yeah harrison ford he hides out in the yeah right no because
the kid right he sees a
murder the kid witnesses a murder but then it's like uh it's a thing where it's
like the it's
corruption in the police department so then harrison ford he has to hang out
with the amish and hide
there okay well he works with his like uh his friend in the police department
back in philadelphia to
you know expose these guys okay yeah nice it's a good movie wasn't there a lady
who she ran over an
amish wagon with her car a couple years ago yeah moesha i remember that
anyway she she ran over it i was like a wagon and then she went home and googled
like do you go to
jail if you kill two amish people it was like in her search history yeah is it
legal yeah yeah yeah
what happens if you hit a horse and buggy with you drove off i think so she
went home and googled
it yeah to do some legal research that's so funny like in her brain and on that
drive like driving
away she's like it could be it might yeah maybe it doesn't count she's like i
really hope what happens
if you run over an amish person they do have they have awesome food though oh
do they really actually
my grandparents took me to an amish market when i was a kid the fucking best
dude they have the best
fried chicken really yeah they're like pretzel bread like the best pretzel
sticks you've ever had
that's interesting you bring that up because i bought one of their pies on the
side of the road i was
in ohio those were jews okay because it was not a good pie we do be doing that
i found pies in the
garbage we can sell them to retarded wops okay okay okay yeah we went to baza baza
market was
closing we found all these pop pies in the dumpster and i got it past
expiration yeah i'm like what's
going on here fellas they're like hi i'm jeremiah and this is ephraim
we have pies for sale these are homemade yeah you're like how much are a pie
they're like a hundred dollars
maybe maybe you should pay maybe you could pay i don't know what do you say
like a hundred bucks maybe
it's authentic well these are amish pies you're just thinking they're all
it's worth it for the the quality uh-huh yeah
deb's like where did that twenty thousand dollars you go with you got from adam
you're like i bought
amish pies
the stink lines coming off of them flies you don't let me do anything i want
you're judging me you're like your mother you're just like your mother