Name: The Gay Magic School Bus | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Gay Magic School Bus | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-01. Transcript available.

you read you you've read like mad books oh yeah i didn't have any friends as a
kid yeah
no i didn't yeah you did i didn't read mad nick's read every single baby
so there's three all the boxcar every single animal i have read a lot of boxcars
those were
good those were good books they were good yeah those kids were hobos just like
white kids that
are homeless those hobo ass kids they live in a train and it's like seventh
heaven but like
yeah it's like when you move the pages quickly that it would turn into the
animal in the
upper right corner i don't remember that's all i ever did i never read the book
it was just a
flip book and i read a lot of animorphs yeah yeah it's funny that that was a
whole series because
every book it was the same as like oh i'm a butterfly right yeah well there's a
crucial moment you become
a different bad guys the yurks yeah it was some weird bug thing that went into
your ear dimensional
things or something not good so there's animorphs there's boxcar children the
treehouse of mystery
or whatever that thing where they go in time or whatever magic school bus too i
remember that as
a show there's a show bro there were books there were little books i think the
show is first they
made a book from the show yeah yeah they're going up the kids the only episode
of that show i remember
is when carlos gets sick and so they go if they shrink the bus down they go
into his body right
which is like such an invasion oh carlos you have leukemia oh shit yeah carlos
was the wise guy too
we were inside yeah he was carlos yeah he was like the pablo francisco yeah
yeah he was a little
tortilla boy he was like what y'all learning in fucking class today like carlos
chill out
they drive the bus yeah i was like i'm fucking sick i'm fucking sick
you ever been with a mexican girl she will fight
dude that was my favorite comedy special when i was like that's it in fifth
grade which one was that
the end of the episode they go to leave and they're blocked by his father's
penis
they're like that's why carlos has a bad attitude he's laughing through the
pain on that episode when
i was a kid it's like something like the magic wore off and the bus fully like
expanded to its real
size while they were in carlos's carlos his body is on the street miss frizzle
is crazy that's how
you get rid of the immigrants children it was like i don't know she definitely
didn't have permission
slip sign for those trips my mom wouldn't let me go on the trip no no remember
there was a school
that was upside down there were books like that yeah the upside down school
they didn't have a 13th
floor it's too chaotic yeah wayside elementary yeah yeah wayside yeah upside
stories damn i
completely memory hold that one and then the big one was uh remember the the it's
like someone is
missing the teacher's missing oh no it's like uh it's like a picture book and
there's like miss
something is missing she's like the teacher and the students are bad so you
know it's like the next
day there's a sub and she's like a witch lady and she's really mean and sad it's
all the mystery but
it was like then it's actually her oh she's like pretending more disguised and
they're like oh we
miss you oh okay i'll have to pick that one up yeah to go back and read that it's
good yeah it's pretty
good yeah that's good was she the bad guy then the witch uh she was just a mean
teacher and then
they realize oh it's the nice teacher at the end oh and uh a little bit of a jekyll
and hyde it was a
texas book i remember they had the texas flag in the classroom it was about
execution yeah yeah
they're like maybe she got the death penalty for you
she had an abortion i can't believe we let a person teach a class
death but children are off with her head
they'd probably let her teach because it's not going to teach about slavery or
anything
you went to public school no catholic school oh you're catholic catholic yeah
you were you
were a little skirt that's that's why you're so well read in the boxcar
children yeah yeah the
catholic school is just a little amorphs and stuff yeah it's a strict jesuit
education we were finger
popping in public school reading anamorphs it was so sick no uniforms they were
sheltered oh yeah
i thought kids at that those kind of schools were badder they did but the
private school kids were
bad they were but i was a loser i remember my friends that were in private
school with like
10th grade they were like yeah we do coke they were doing crazy i was like how
do you get coke
they had they were doing all the pills and everything yeah yeah big time what
was the
so what's the what was the backstory of the boxcar children they're orphaned or
something or how did
they end up living in a train yeah they were orphans and they had to solve
mysteries for money
maybe or i don't think that was the encyclopedia brown oh yeah that was always
the funniest one
because it was always like reveal was always such bullshit yeah you know oh the
clock stopped when
he was shot oh yeah he was like yeah yeah he got shot through the stopwatch cam
jansen you remember
her no she had a photographic memory and she'd solve mysteries and then at a
crucial moment she'd say
click and then remember something oh it seems like cheating yeah well it
shouldn't be i mean a girl
would never i don't like that and then i like very casually try to bring up the
babysitter's club as if
we've all read it yeah yeah he's read everything i'm like i remember the baby
remember the one
nancy drew yeah babysitters club yeah yeah sweet valley high
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