Name: Amy Schumer's Role in Jurassic Park | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Amy Schumer's Role in Jurassic Park | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-03. Transcript available.

you see that Trump at that like roast the like Al Smith dinner before the
election where he did
like 25 minutes did he he's roasting everyone yeah he like was like he looked
at Chuck Schumer
he's like Kamala's gonna lose but like don't worry like your body's so woke it's
a woke party
it's very I think Nick DiPaolo wrote his set I'm pretty sure that's actually
true yeah it was like
your body's gotten so woke Chuck you could still become the first female
president and Chuck Schumer
is just sitting there like oh my god he's just still even like keep sending the
weapons this is Chuck
Schumer every time yeah he should understand why he wears glasses have you show
me find me a video
of Chuck Schumer reading well using glasses every time you see him he's like
his fucking eyes are
never lined up with the glass look at his cock bro what the only it's just to
look at his cock
yeah it makes it no he probably does this yeah over the glasses probably still
they're always just
you know oh I'm Chuck Schumer and I pretend I know how to read it's like when
the person at Chipotle
is still wearing a mask was just covered also don't do not find the video of
that I would refuse to be
fact-checked on that yeah I've seen one video where he's wearing his glasses
too low and I think it's
every single that's all you're correct so what's your problem with service
workers you used to wear
them up here just that when they just cover their mouth you used to wear them
up here and then he
went to a family reunion and he saw Amy and he went oh disgusting and then he
had to put them down
he's like I almost went blind I almost saw my cousin take my glasses down
because my piggish cousin is
is blinding luckily when the when the earth started shaking I knew that she was
right behind me he did
that thanksgiving one year and then no I never put them back right yeah oh no
mm-hmm well they were on his face and then she started coming into the room and
it was like
it was like it wobbled it was like yeah right they're all like don't move
amy's coming if you if you make motion she'll start yelling at you about gaza
you're a rapist chuck and she's hungry
we should edit the way night taking a shit in uh jurassic park oh and he gets
killed in the
port-a-potty just Amy Schumer with a hamburger oh that's way night in that
movie yeah it is way
i thought it was amy schumer it's newman it's newman taking a shit yeah i
thought amy schumer was
playing the island in itself
and the whole movie is about the the creatures that live in our body
dinosaurs on amy
her stomach rumbling is like a volcano yeah
i thought she was the island
she's the island that lost
she's she's a con she's more continent than i love those ford explorers in that
movie
in where in
jrassic park yeah
that was a that was a real era that car everyone had that car
you had one like a jan one yeah yeah my family had the ford explorer yeah it
was a hand-me-down
from my aunt to my mom then to me and that was my first car
yeah yeah i totaled a ford explorer oh you had firestone tires yeah we did that
yeah oh yeah
they went they all went out we had to get new ones that's right yeah they would
explode and flip
the car yeah yeah the ford exploder out of it cool yeah