Name: Secrets of Anne Frank Revealed! | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2024-12-09T13:00:06.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Secrets of Anne Frank Revealed! | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-09. Transcript available.

you know what i recently learned the whole ann frank thing yeah that was a
whole other building
did you know that no it wasn't i thought it was like a room there was a bookshelf
that they moved
in it there was like a walkway that went to an entire yeah it was cool like
basically like a
four-story brownstone that they had okay it was just hidden in it oh you're
like upset they didn't
sleep in the same room and so i'm not upset i'm saying i did not know that yeah
it was like a
whole other fucking building hidden behind the when i read that book as a kid i
was like how
did all these motherfuckers live in a room yeah and that's the answer it was
the bill it was a
different building so basically the top floor yeah imagine if we had a bookshelf
right there and you
slid it and then you could go into the alley so cool like a whole other fucking
building and it's like
i guess like the nazis probably weren't even really looking that hard because
it was an entire building
that they missed what why didn't they go through the front door that other
building uh because it
was in an alley so okay yeah you imagine there's like it's you know like in
between the block there's
another building but yeah and it wasn't like they built it for that reason they
just there was always
that walkway they just put a bookshelf in front of it okay yeah one day when we're
rich we're gonna
get a bookshelf where you pull one book and then it swings out and that's a
secret room oh that's
fun what do you think it'd be in that secret room just shit for guys yeah cool
stuff yeah no girls
that would be sick fucking you're technically international waters you could
cheat on your
wife in there not that i i'm saying in our secret room when we're rich one day
not you can cheat
i can cheat you can yeah yeah and that'll show her yeah not to not to not to
talk down to me in
front of your mother
dude it was uh i heard some other stuff about ann frank's diary i saw it on x
let's go um don't
people say that her father wrote her auto she wasn't real the whole thing yeah
yeah people say
that i'm not busy he asked me don't people say that and i said yes that's what
people say i don't
understand where you're coming from like one day you're agreeing with destiny
next day you're telling
me that the diary's fake that auto frank wrote it i think he he like edited
some stuff that i would
imagine that there was horny parts there was stuff in there with the horny
parts it was stuff like i
think she she didn't like his like he had like a girlfriend or something i don't
know something
like that he like she talks shit on somebody and i know that oh she had a stepmom
yeah i don't know
if she had a stepmom there was something like that because i wonder if it was
first of all that
guy's a psycho right you take your kid's diary and publish it publish it after
they were i don't know
i thought they died in a concentration camp pretty inspirational leave in all
the parts of the kid
living all right go ahead what i thought it was inspirational i don't think it's
inspired what
did it inspire you to do have you ever written a word in your life poetry
i mean what do you have where were you inspired written song lyrics poems sonnets
limericks
no it was inspired you know as a kid yeah i've written a poem or two every now
and then yeah but
not because of him frank uh no no but it inspired me to put pen to pad like
that girl in the holocaust
i think he did some editing yeah it was like to his own benefit but he left the
horny parts in auto or
he added the horny parts yeah yeah nice it's like i have to preserve the
integrity of my no it's i just
remember it's it's hard to tell a kid about the holocaust it's a very sad thing
there was a nice way
of telling a kid about the saddest thing the like uh the number one saddest
thing that's ever happened
to anyone nazi like uh ss guy like the police guy because they were ratted out
that's how they got
caught uh-huh i thought they were like uh allergies no they were like sneezing
they got ratted out
it sounds like they're a bunch of jews behind that no they don't know who did
it but like the
suspects were like maybe one guy who was a nazi sympathizer that worked in the
warehouse
but then also there was another there was a different jewish guy in the town
that survived
because he just told on everybody uh-huh he had like ratted out like 125
families he just lived
normally yeah yeah he just had an apartment yeah right yeah yeah and so they
were like it could
have been that guy coffee or something yeah right the adam i wouldn't be that
you would have one
million i would not adam of amsterdam no i would not be that movie no but you
would find a way to do
where you're like i didn't tell i was just fucking i was just like you know i
would be a resistance
fighter i'd be like you know people somebody could be hiding in a building that's
what i would do if i was
gonna hide not that i have like i shouldn't say no they have to because it's
like you know you know
i'm not like these guys you know right i would be a resist i shouldn't say
where the frank family's
hiding yeah yeah anyway so adam would accidentally and then tell everyone that
i was like tattled i
didn't do it on purpose everyone thought i did it on purpose right i'm not like
those franks down
the street behind that bookshelf but the the nazi guy that went with like the
amsterdam police who's
like yeah i'm on like finding jew duty he went with and arrested all of them
and took them off
and uh then that guy like he just sort of changed his name and he was he ended
he stayed in germany
after the war and then he in the 60s he was like uh you know like a detective
on like the
west german police department or something and then the uh they found them like
you know like uh nazi
hunters found him and then he like he's like his reaction was basically from
what you can tell he's
like you know when the story broke he's like yeah i was like i know that
fucking girl you know he's
like that's fucking i arrested that fucking he wasn't like angry or anything he
was just like wow small
world huh that's crazy and they asked him like are you this guy he's like yeah
that was me
a lot of the nazi hunters they were where were they from uh transylvania was
that big guy what's
his name simon wiesenthal yeah yeah the center wiesenthal center for drinking
pee pee okay no it's
not it's actually for hunting nazis some people say it's drinking different one
for drinking pee pee okay
oh he had a second one yeah i guess the world's a complicated place yeah yeah