Name: Nick Mullen Runs Into A Crazy Person At Target
Uploaded: 2024-12-28T18:30:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick Mullen Runs Into A Crazy Person At Target' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick Mullen Runs Into A Crazy Person At Target' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-28. Transcript available.

I was a target I was like an aisle over and I could just hear this lady and she's
like
the fuck are you looking at it's always no no kids having bitches looking it's
always no kid
you ain't never dropped no seed at your pussy so don't I'm talking to you the
way your mama
should have talked to you right it's like she's like it's such a random thing
she's in an argument
with somebody it doesn't seem like it's a woman that's not parenting correctly
and she's had an
interaction with somebody saying like you know maybe she hit her kid or
something yeah stop hitting
your kid and somebody yeah and so that is all right whatever that is the child
abuse target the
Atlantic terminal see it yeah I couldn't see I've seen kids get hit no I couldn't
see it right
but I continue shopping I'm like on the other side of the store now it's five
minutes later
aisle over what the fuck you looking at it's like you ain't you ain't got no
damn kid she's still doing
it right so now it's like is this a crazy person it might be having like the
same argument
hearing the kids no I don't hear the kid at all so it's like oh this is a crazy
person having the
same invisible argument over and over yeah right one more time it happens still
I happen to just be
an aisle away and I'm like yeah it's a crazy person that's you know I'm waiting
in line to check out
then I see the lady she yells at you no she's not yelling at me she's got a stroller
with a baby in it
and she doesn't have a shopping cart so the baby is just buried under like
all of her items that was her child baby is just like crushed I'm gonna let her
parent I'm gonna let
that lady parent it was like the funniest thing I've ever seen that's so funny
because you can't push a
uh yeah you can't even the shopping cart and the carriage it's true yeah come
on and then so people were
staring at her and she's like what you ain't got no damn kids that's so funny
he's like Orville's Redenbacher
on top of his baby's head well it was so funny because it was such a cute
little baby but it was like just being squished by you know yeah like a case of
Mountain Dew
it was heavy yeah it was all stacked up all high but then with like a hole for
the head
I learned a really long time ago like when I was like a young teenager that if
you tell someone to stop hitting their kids
it's like the worst they'll kill you yeah people are getting really I had that
happen I was on the train like 10 years ago
and there was uh there was a lady like choke slamming her mentally disabled
like 10 year old against the window and he's like
oh you know he's like you know to say I mean it was like radio yeah she's like
and then calling him the
n-word and being like shut the up which is very funny I mean I get like she hit
her well because
just calling him the n-word that's crazy yeah I know right it's crazy and like
you know and so I just I
was like you know I went up and I was like lady you know and she's like what
she started screaming at me and
she's like you want to fucking do something and I'm like no just like I want to
do anything let's just
cool chill out here you know and then I don't know she yelled at me for like
fucking 10 minutes and
eventually you're making him more yeah right and then she got on the phone with
some guy and she was
like come get your fucking son I don't care I'll go to jail or whatever but
yeah it was like yeah I guess
maybe I prevented that kid from being choked for five for five seconds yeah
yeah yeah but you bet she's
banking it yeah yeah later though but you're yeah I told a lady on the bus in
San Francisco when I was
like 13 not to hit her kid which I was like also kind of a child at the time
myself you're precocious
and she just started fucking going after I had to get off the bus because she
started charging at me I
was like all right you really you just want to hit this maybe it feels great to
do yeah that's the
thing is like I don't know but people because that's the thing is like your
parents are you I got like
smacked in the ass and stuff I got a little bit it's actually yeah yeah like
during it was like light
like BDSM yeah but like no like I would get spooned in the ass yeah I'll get
the ball guy
I'll get the game back show them the slapjack I'm surprised you haven't pulled
that out where is it
where's your slapjack they get the slapjack where do you even get that at like
a spy store does it
hurt ouch hit his thigh with it no it's scary no hit his thigh okay Adam move
your hand it's not
isis dude hi hi huh ah ah fuck me pissy stop stop stop it hurts a little bit
don't it yeah it's got
some hat it hurts I got it I showed you don't be fucking no no I showed you my
down down I showed
you my billy club where do they what kind of cops have that keystone style no
it's for private
detective it's for gum shoes yeah they hit you in the back of the hat you oh
yeah you got scared on
that one I don't want it give me $30 are you having your fucking give me money
are you having
your fucking flashbacks listening I'm gonna from this didn't exist ouchie ouchie
he didn't like that
it hurts ouchie it's bad but I can take it I'm gonna get so much pussy off of
going to Iraq ouch
stop it no no you can't have it you're gonna break the leather
stop it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no