Name: We Almost Got Sydney Sweeney | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We Almost Got Sydney Sweeney | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-28. Transcript available.

The Brace movie with the little guy from Game of Thrones, right?
Yeah, that guy, Sidney Sweeney.
Sidney Sweeney as one of the girls from the shower.
Dasha was going to be in it.
She's great.
Dasha was going to be in it.
Dasha was going to be in it.
She's great.
Dasha was going to be in it.
She's great.
She's great.
Dasha was going to be in it.
Dasha was going to be in it.
Dasha was going to be in it.
Dasha was going to be in it.
She's great.
Dasha was going to be in it.
Dasha was going to be in it.
Just building yourself up for that.
Yeah, trying to get us to hype you up.
It's like 18,000 comments.
It's just a funny thing to write.
I'm going to do it.
Yo, you in the city?
Yeah.
Nick and I went to Union Square.
She was handing out waters, and Nick made me a business card.
It was right when we were starting the show.
Yeah.
And Adam Ginsberg, our old editor, was like, yeah,
Sidney Sweeney's handing out waters.
He's like, yeah, maybe I'll get a chance.
He's handing out waters?
Yeah, yeah.
And so Nick, he's like,
fucking like, it's so serious.
He's like, get the fuck up, Adam.
He writes this business card.
We're going.
I want to find the picture of the business card.
But I went up to her and I handed it to her and she was like,
I think she thought I was mentally.
Oh, she was like disgusted.
So Sidney Sweeney has actually been disgusted by Adam.
I just want a second shot at love.
Oh, that's incredible.
I'll show you the picture.
Why was she hanging out waters?
She's kind of busted in real life.
No.
Shut up, dude.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I'm being honest.
In real life, she's kind of busted.
Yeah, I don't know.
She looks fat to me.
Nah, in real life.
I wouldn't fuck her.
Yeah, nah.
Nah.
Trash, honestly.
Nah, nah, nah.
I actually really don't appreciate you saying stuff like that.
I'm kidding, dude.
About Sidney?
I'm kidding.
So beautiful.
In real life, she's gorgeous.
Why was she hanging out waters?
Because they paid her probably.
Because they paid her a lot.
Was there like a thousand people in line?
Yeah.
I'd be crawling on my hands and knees.
Mm-hmm.
Licking her kneecaps.
I said, let me know when it's Whoopi Goldberg.
Oh, my God.
Nick stood.
He made me wait in line.
Whoopi Goldberg's breastfeeding people in Union Square.
It's a hot summer out there.
She's making eggnog.
It's a hot summer.
Yeah.
I got free breast milk.
For anyone who's wearing the world's biggest sunglasses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's got an afghan on, but they've cut a hole out where her nipple is.
You think it's her knee, but it's actually.
It's just a saggy, saggy, saggy breast.
It's all the way down here.
There's a hole cut out.
Yeah.
She's going to help yourself.
Brought to you by the New York City Parks Department.
You have to go down on like one of those boards.
Eric Adams is there.
You go underneath.
Yeah, yeah.
And he's like, we'd like to thank Sister Goldberg for bringing milk to the denizens
of this
fine, stylish city.
Well, he's vegan, but I guess it's.
Well, breast milk is, human breast milk is vegan.
Yeah, he could probably make that.
It's vegan.
We're good to do that.
Yeah.
That's probably theologically difficult for him.
Of course you're allowed to have fucking human breast milk.
What kind of vegan is like, oh, I don't breastfeed.
I guess because they consented.
Well, they consented, but also that's what a baby's.
Business card he wrote.
And then Nick took these pictures of me.
I'm like standing next to the thing.
Oh, there she is.
There she is.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, she's gorgeous.
She's so hot.
And then here's me handing her the card.
She like literally thought I was mentally.
Oh, she's giving you a really.
Yeah, the smile isn't great.
You couldn't make eye contact with her.
Okay.
So you just stood back because you didn't want to like she might freak out if
she saw you.
Yeah.
Dude, look at me.
I would come off like fucking Travis Bickle.
Exactly.
If I walked up to that truck.
No, that's it.
There's chemistry.
I think a little bit.
You're not even looking.
You're looking literally the opposite direction.
The chemistry is rohypnol.
That's the chemistry.
Yes.
Well, chemistry is not the one too.
I try to give her a drink too.
You try to give her a drink?
Yeah.
Rufflin.
Chemistry is like usually when two people make a connection, but it seems like
there you're
afraid.
Oh, yeah.
Here's her holding the card.
Yeah.
Now she feels like I'm like danger.
Look at the face she's making.
I know.
Just like, huh.
Yeah.
She looks disgusting.
It's like something you do when your idiot son shows you a sculpture.
You don't give off.
You know what this looks exactly like?
What?
It looks like the picture that got Al Franken canceled.
Yeah.
It does.
It does look like my hand is about to touch her breast.
Exactly like the Al Franken cancellation photo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's show the fans that.
Let's get me canceled.
It's me and my ex.
Sydney.
The SS.
I love her.
Yeah.
I love her.
She's beautiful.
You know, she was 16 back then.
No, she wasn't.
Yeah, she was.
No, she wasn't.
No, she was.
No, she wasn't.
She's 20 now.
No, she wasn't, dude.
No, she wasn't.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
So you're a pedophile.
I want to see a pedophile.
I just want to see a pedophile.
Strike nine.
Yeah.
Younger.
Yes, yes.
A dial that says younger.
Younger.
Jeff, wait, now it's a dial that says younger.
Younger.
Yes, yes.
Younger.
Now, look at this.
Now she's looking away.
She's looking away from me.
You're looking directly at her
and she can't even look at you.
No.
This fucking other Jewish
coming up to me on the streets.
You see that we pan
to the rest of the line.
It's a millionaire.
It's all the news.
It's all the paid time.
Hi, Sidney.
I've got an internet radio show
called...
I'm Adam Friedland.
It's the Adam Friedland show.
We'd love to have you on.
My name's Adam Weinfried.
Should I post this?
And I've got a radio show.
Should I post this on Insta?
It would look great
in a...
Should you post it on Instagram?
Like...
For what?
What do you want from that, Adam?
Just a...
You want some people to...
Yeah, post it and tag Sidney Sweetney.
You want people to...
Yeah, a tagger.
She's probably got tags open.
Oh, yeah.
She's just gonna hit that button.
Just tributes.
Yeah.
I have a girlfriend.
You're fucking beautiful.
Your phone...
I wish you could see that.
It detects moisture
when you fucking click on that tab.
I'm gonna post it right now.
Don't plug the charger in right now.
No.
The iPhone needs to dry off.
Yeah, yeah.
Save image.
I'm just...
Adam, I think that, like...
Save.
If you think you have a shot with Sweeney...
No, I have a girlfriend.
Adam's more into Sidney Peeney.
Mm-hmm.
It's an Australian man
who's famous for not wearing pants.
It's not funny.
Yeah, it is.
I'm just looking at pictures of us
and just remembering.
You and you two?
Or are you in Sidney?
Me and Sidney.
Me and Sidney Peeney.
Me and Sidney Peeney.
Me and Sidney Peeney.
Me and Sidney Peeney.
Me and Sidney Peeney.
Me and Sidney Peeney.
Me and Sidney Peeney.
Me and Sidney Peeney.