Name: Going On Your Phone In Movies SHOULD Be Allowed
Uploaded: 2024-12-29T15:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Going On Your Phone In Movies SHOULD Be Allowed' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Going On Your Phone In Movies SHOULD Be Allowed' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-29. Transcript available.

you saw wickets by yourself no this girlfriend yeah i went to go see wicked
yeah we were talking
today about going to see it without our girlfriends i said i said they want i
said it's it's not bad
it's good it's good yeah if you go into it you know you're watching a musical
that's mostly for
children and you expect that it's good you know yeah that's a point ben shapiro
did like an adams
whole thing now a full review loved it what but you didn't love it you just
liked it's just good
yeah i'll probably never watch it again well you don't have to wait yeah yeah
did you cry no there's
nothing to cry about he cried what is there to cry about in the movie i've
never seen it he cried
call me by his songs and dancing and like it seems like a joyous thing yeah it's
there's nothing it's
a fun movie should we go see it after this only because our girlfriends want to
see it my girlfriend
doesn't want to see it oh my girlfriend wants to see it wicked if i was like
yeah you should treat
you're right race and i raised it's all wicked you saw me and the boys are
going to see wicked tonight
no no just like just like uh just be like oh fuck i saw it just not even
mention it i saw it with
bris yeah sorry yeah we went to a matinee show at the alamo draft house it was
okay yeah it was fine
that almost ruined it seeing it we were just bored i hate going to that place i
hate it go back to austin
get the fuck out put a normal movie theater in there yeah give me some space to
jack off in here
yeah i don't like i don't like that i don't like the lying down in there i don't
like anything i want
to be i want to go excuse me excuse me when i pass by people yeah and i want
the big old i want i want
popcorn that tastes like shit yeah i spill everywhere yeah leave it everywhere
make a big mess i want a big
old girl yelling at the screen i'm yelling at the screen i'm talking on the
phone in there i want to
take calls i'm taking i'm taking it really is it's like if if you had to go see
a movie on reddit
that's what the draft house yeah yeah if they had like a streaming guys kind of
thing
yeah you know what i hate talking in the movie we have the sanctity of the film
zone shut up yeah
yeah you shut up they're talking the movie why can't i talk in real life yeah
it's racist yeah i just
don't understand so he can talk even though he's not even here am i being rude
to the guy who made this
movie two years ago you know what they're saying i'm really trying to to
concentrate on wicked the
musical about dude that the rules uh the wizard of oz and if somebody dares to
quietly answer their
cell phone like i mean that is i'm sorry not only am i going to blow that way
out of proportion
i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to go home and talk about it online i'm gonna
have to tell people
and look for validation yeah like i say they're not as good they're not this
person is not as good
at watching movies as i am are my instagram stories too i'm really good at
watching movies that's
why i despise when people talk during a movie and interrupt my serious movie
watching is that my
breasts get bigger and bigger from popcorn yeah my male breasts yeah yeah yeah
my gino comasty my
vagina my my my volcanoes disease i'm just like dude let me fucking sometimes
the movie's boring there's a
lull there's just a bunch of dialogue let me watch instagram stories yeah right
let me see what
sidney sweeney is on there so she can be on screen but she can't be on my phone
at the same time she's
the goat dude i just well she's beautiful she's so hot she's beautiful yeah
yeah i didn't comment that on
it's insane how beautiful sidney sweeney is she's in new york i wanted to
comment yo you in new york
right i want to leave i want to send her a message or leave her a comment yeah
and i can't do that i have
to wait until after i'm going to forget i want to do text to talk to you look
beautiful send it's just
ridiculous all the rules that we have because it's not illegal to talk in the
movie also the draft
have you seen their other rules what no sagging no do rags they had a dress
code no sports jerseys you
have to wear like an oversized quentin tarantino t-shirt so no talking but also
no do rags what do
you what are they interesting interesting yeah it's interesting the way they
present that it's like
lieutenant wharf here to tell you to pull up your pants it's like they have to
make it exactly yeah like
like like if it was just like wharf is the coolest black guy if it was hitler's
movie theater yeah and
it's like get your black ass up pull up your fucking pants then i could be okay
with that but because
it's like a nerd yeah you know it's like oh you're ruining weird science by
being black exactly
lavar burton here oh it's john hughes weekend and your blackness is ruining it
it's like these are
you like you know how black guys are always ruining midnight screenings of the
rocky horror
picture show the police that's what exactly that's what it is true it's karen
ass institution yeah yeah
i hate it i hate it i hate it i go in there i take my fucking shirt off i take
my fucking cell phone
out i'm gonna start bringing i'm at home lewis to the draft i'm gonna get lewis
drunk and bring him to
the draft house several nights a week until an incident unleash him until he
fights yeah yeah yeah
yeah it is rude that they because it's like if they want us not to do those
things they told me i
couldn't penny board through the theater and then that would lead this up they
should have congress
make it illegal but it's not illegal congress is against the rules they're not
gonna do shit
i know which is good it's good but put it in a bill