Name: Arsenal Fan Vs Tottenham Fan | Aaron Chen on The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2025-01-08T13:00:43.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Arsenal Fan Vs Tottenham Fan | Aaron Chen on The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-08. Transcript available.

do you run any podcast do you listen to any podcast sports soccer soccer i
listen you're
an arsenal guy i listen to arsenal podcast that's crazy i'm a tottenham guy
fucking piece of shit
that's because what do you think of tottenham we're the jewish club i know the
years we have
a lot of unfortunately we have a lot of shoes i um well i i love the coaches in
aussie i know
but he got booed by you guys recently i i think it's unfounded yeah yeah we
gotta we gotta back
and cheer up pasta koglu is that what they say what does it mean for a fat aussie
bastard and a
shit football team can you guys can you cut that too being an american like
soccer fan is the lamest
thing it can be kind of cringe when it is the lamest kind of guy you can be
yeah it's like
the things that get me is like because in um in like in america a penalty kick
they'll call it a pk
like yeah but in the uk they'll just call it a pen you know they'll call it
counter attack like a fast
break yeah yeah yeah which is like i don't even care about that terminology but
like what it is is
like it's just like i don't know like a whether it's not bc yeah see like on a
an office like email
thread yeah like they will just send the most like annoying reply all's like
with a gif from like of
like dwight and like and michael scott like going like this or something it's
those guys yeah yeah it's
like these ted lasso ass motherfuckers yeah they're new on it they just don't
know they don't have as much
as high of a ball iq as me they're not getting it i've tried level i've tried
going to the pub
to watch like to the like arsenal pubs in in nyc and i can't which one is the i
can't be around
these people yeah there's one by my house that spike lee goes to that's crazy
but he's like he's an
arsenal fan yeah but that he's cursed like every we're fucked like every team
he supports is
arsenal does does pretty nice at the moment stop it you got out no stop it well
last season you were
kind of hot hotter a bit this season i believe last season sorry we should have
won you should have yeah
but we lost i don't so you couldn't win yeah i know so some miss okay no one
cares about this
but i will say so i've tried to go to the pub yeah these guys are just so like
cringe that i have to
watch like alone and so i have this like experience of like this team that
literally just shits the bed
every single year they've hurt me every year they hurt me worse and worse but i
watch it's a it's a
solitary i'm like a monk yeah and like because we get the games in the mornings
by like 9 a.m my entire
weekend is ruined and i'm like a little bit hung over from the night before and
i'm like i feel
terrible and i'm like alone and my girlfriend's like oh your team lost and i'm
like what do you
mean what do you mean oh your team felt terrible yeah just like oh your team
lost like shut up
shut up it does affect everything don't talk like it's just it's just like
just go read about a fucking uh fucking uh true crime horrific murder sorry i
watched sports and
you have to read about like just brutal murder but it doesn't affect them you
know the murders don't
affect them as much they're just reading this terrifying crap and they're like
oh my god
no they're really reading that crap because they want to know about women whose
lives are worse than
theirs yeah that's really that's really why they like true crime their lives
are some of the worst
lives women yeah that's true these don't get me started on this
don't get me started no um but no but yeah it is really horrible but i when i
was in london
they were playing manchester city away but i watched did you go no i could not
get tickets
yeah yeah but like um i watched in like a pub with like all of these just
absolute loser arsenal
fans i was like finally really this is embarrassing and cringe to say but i
finally was like with my
people like they were just like and the fact that they they blew it at the end
yeah you know in
stoppage time yeah and just like these guys were like again this
you know like yeah like that like they were like i swear to god there were like
six or seven like
ancient men who my friend was like look look they keep going to the bathroom
and i was like
they're doing cocaine like they were like 85 year old 85 year old like uh like
cab drivers
who were just going doing bumps and just like saying like you fucking pep guardiola
and i was like
this is the this is these are the coolest people i've ever been around my
entire life what happens on
game day stays on game day i just didn't i thought you're supposed to die i are
you supposed to die
from drugs they're so like they kind of need it to sustain themselves they
probably are being kept
alive by the guy by cheeky coke yeah cheeky cheeky bumps just during the day
too it was like a 3 p.m
kickoff they're they're like coming back they're like that's the vibe of it
yeah they're like
british people they love this kind of thing i took a picture with one of the
guys and i was like
i was like proud of my club yeah yeah i went to american los angeles uh tottenham
bar and one of
these old old blokes he starts singing like all the tottenham songs as soon as
he stopped singing
an american the opponents score a goal so so funny so you guys it's so funny
what a shit team
we've won nothing yeah what do you think it's hot no shit well next next couple
of years it's
gonna be good i like um uh i like nothing about you yeah you know what's
amazing is harry this is
people are gonna hate this is that harry kane yeah went to germany he joined
the club that wins every
single year and and we can't win and he didn't win and then he won the golden
boot in germany and
you know what the truck did you see what the trophy was what is it it was a
cannon
i hate him so much is he literate he's not literate he's uh he's he can
struggle he struggles
so