Name: The Madness of Old Daytime Talk Shows | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Madness of Old Daytime Talk Shows | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-11. Transcript available.

but i remember when i saw you go up you were talking you were working at maury
at this time
you were talking about it yeah yeah that was you worked at maury i was an
intern at the maury povis
oh interesting i love that show so much it was yeah it was great do you
remember when the internet
was just memes that just described what the picture was it was no joke and i
remember there
was one that was like when you a jewish uh n-word and you got the baddest asian
chick and the hood
still with you i feel like that meme could have just been the picture of maury
and then just the
n-word yeah it would work the same then we're doing all the lifting was he was
he called me gay in front
of like a whole crowd everyone crush everyone come into the room real quick i
have something to say to
joe no it was like during a taping he called you gay while he was on stage yeah
like so when the audience
did he read it off a little piece of paper he pulled out of an audio no so what
it was was it was a
it was a no it was about not pretty close actually you open up the envelope
you're gay the results are in your parents are crying yeah
yeah yeah my dad's like look at his face celebrating
yeah yeah
i knew it i knew it i knew it no so it was a it was a geek to chic episode
which is like when um it was a
gistis gents episode yeah yeah and so you we were told by the producers we were
sitting my friends and i
were sitting in the in the front row and um we were told to like cheer for the
women when they like
walked by when they the hot they the hot version when they were strut by in
their bikinis did you boo
the ugly version so no the the hot one i just like i was doing a bit where i
was like kind of i was
pretending to be frightened of them like they walked by and then he stopped he
stopped the taping and he
was getting his like makeup done so he came out with like wearing a makeup bid
and was like joe like
she's a beautiful woman stop acting gay and then the whole crowd was like oh
yes it was in the hood
with that yeah well they didn't make the air but it was it was a core memory it
was hilarious i would
have killed myself do you ever see do you remember when sean patten and sean o'connor
and a different
guy went on tyra banks's show oh the the it's the thing guys yeah yeah yeah
with the and they had
like sean o'connor had like a whale puppet and then like they were like trying
to set comedians up
like it was like women have hard time meeting guys so we got three comedians
right women say a sense
of humor and so then they're all they all acted as weird as possible so like
sean patten goes to a
bar with somebody he's like he's like yeah i want to pitch some jokes i'm
working on you know and the
jokes are like just the most offensive you know things like this black bitch is
you know i mean it's
like you know it's like i forget what it was but i brought it up to him one
time and he was like
mortified yeah it was so funny my a friend of a friend her brother was a
producer on tyra and
they had an episode where a lady they were like a lady had two vaginas and so
tyra talked to her
and then they got all these like letters and calls that like they were like i
also have two vaginas
and uh so they had a follow-up episode and he told me that the intro tyra was
like looking at the camera
she goes behind me i have nine women and 18 vaginas
apparently she's a nut do you ever see the one where she she like it was like
april fool's day and
she pretends she got bit by a dog she like tells this she comes out and she's
acting all like shaken up
and she tells it wasn't a good show because she's like not a good prank she
comes off like heartless
she seems like she doesn't really care about anybody and nor does she like know
how anything
works yeah so she's just acting strangely but it's april fool's day or whatever
so everyone knows that
like it's a like she's doing a bit but it's not even a good and then she like
she goes i'm sorry
i'm sorry i just need some water and then you see her like take a pill oh she
throws up blood
no it was just like alka-seltzer she started following her mouth and then
barking at people in
the audience and everyone was just like yeah there was one episode where they
had like it was a guy
that worked on the show it was like either an intern or producer or something
that wanted to
like propose to his girlfriend and so he decided to propose to her on the show
but they were going to
trick her and so they film it where he goes to like meet up with her and then
he starts breaking up
with her on camera and this woman's like crying like reacting and then he's
like actually i'm just
kidding like do you want to get engaged and she's just like i what yeah you
know did he yell tyra
prank because that was what she yelled i don't recall her yelling tyra bank i
remember being like i
was a kid and i saw it and i'm like this is just fucked up yeah i mean it's
like stew yeah why would
you do that yeah it's it's like uh that arrow is really good but i think
someone died from jenny
jones so they had to like pull it back that was before that though was that
before that yeah yeah
i think like but that's like for me it was like and that gets pinned on jenny jones
and it's not
even really like her fault no it's like those guys those guys were they were
gay with each other
they were buttfucking each other anyways and then is that what they were doing
and then one of them
took one of them outed the other right that was what the guy said i have a
crush on you yeah he was
like i have a crush i have a crush on my straight friend but they were like
they flew there together
i think it's like i got something to tell you on jenny jones and they were
talking each other in the
hotel and they went on the show oh yeah there was a show called richard bay i
think it was like a
nancy pelosi's husband kind of situation it wasn't he with a hammer yeah it was
a date gone wrong
they blamed it on jenny jones
just like the yeah there was a show called richard bay that ruled because it
was
very similar to um it was very like uh you know jerry springer that type of
show but then it always
ended it then just turned into like double dare where they had to like work
together to win a prize
oh it was a game show yeah at the very end so they would be like the just
dysfunctional families
yelling at each other and then it was like well we have a kiddie pool full of
pudding and if you work
together and you find the prize yeah and they like would do it it was probably
actually worked yeah
probably like that's like a form of therapy people need to try yeah no i i
would just always associate
those shows with being sick at home from school because those were those shows
were on all day long
and just like being in fourth grade watching jerry springer and be like this is
awesome
like this lady this lady is uh is cheating on her boyfriend like yeah um but i've
missed that man
every day he was truly the best yeah the steve wilco show was pretty good that's
yeah that that one was
was a kind of peak yeah it was like he took what really worked about really
worked but then it was
also so produced i remember they had an episode where there was a guy that was
like i'm not it was like
the title of the episode was i'm not gonna stop having sex with my and then
yeah then he took the
chair away of crows that's one of those he brings on he brings on the guy steve
wilkos and the guy's
like i'm not going to stop and steve wilkos just like takes a chair and his
thing was throwing the
chair into the you say that you don't have a chair in the flats and like having
the chair stick into the
flats it's impressive like the chair and then he'd go get the hell off my show
yeah and it's like well
you're inviting him why do you bring him on the show in the first place someone's
job is to get him
right yeah you were saying some shit about how like people would call and just
say hello maury like yeah
that every yeah that was my job was that he was taking the calls hey maury what's
up yeah no that was
trying i actually i couldn't handle the phone calls because they were so like
uh it was too intimate
too sad it was too sad yeah and so they were like well we have a whole room of
maury's mail
that no one's personal mail like like letters like like the letters that so my
job because no one else
would do it i got to sit in a room on a couch and open up letters and read them
and then put them into
bins that were categorized by show genre so it'd be like you know drawings of
maury's penis
drawings of patten oswald's yeah yeah i mean one one bin was just excellent
comes in who the
mixed up the patten and brian possein penis drawings it was most of them yeah
they have each other's
penises how many times do i have to tell you this it was that wasn't it it was
show man
it was that what if we got more you can't say that at tonight's show we have a
man from another
dimension where means queer
was he is he cool guy he was i mean like everyone was terrified of him but like
i yeah i think he he
weirdly remembered me as the gay intern but also because i was the only person
who like
was brave enough to like knock on his door and ask for a photo with him because
everyone we were told
like don't look like looking and don't look at the god the king yeah yeah uh
but he was cool i got a
photo with him he's funny you yeah he was he was funny when he called you a it
was cool that was hilarious
but i was hoping that they'd keep it in but then we had to reshoot it and i had
to like
cheer for you yeah you should have taken it too far you should have just
started mapping
everyone's shocked and you just quietly ejaculate on the floor
what i'm not as it continues to seep out under the floor boys what
crying and saying i'm not gay what i do wrong
i've never had a job before i'm an intern i'm 31 years old this is my first job
out of law school
i just got this american apparel uh front zip hoodie because i'm trying to make
it a nerd comedy
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