Name: Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn's Little Secret | The Adam Friedland Show
Uploaded: 2025-01-13T21:31:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn's Little Secret | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn's Little Secret | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-13. Transcript available.

i said this before on the show but i'll say to god i don't care but uh we we i
was with like a group
of people and austin butler was at the same place and every girl was like he's
disgusting and every
guy was like i'm gonna hit you in the face right now oh really defending he's
hot for us he's hot
to guys but he's not girl hot girls like like the the rat fuck from the from
the working at a
restaurant show ratatouille the rat guy from the working i work at a restaurant
it's so hard i mean
what ratatouille yeah he works in a restaurant it's it's like the rat under the
hat he lives under a
hat he's no it's from fx he's a mouse that lives under what's her name a debris
a o uh is in patten
oswalt no it's the one it's the rat guy with the penis the calvin klein penis
rat it's the cock rat
from the uh from the restaurant show do you think patten oswalt's penis looks
like him
i i guarantee you it does yeah oh you see yeah did he ask you to jack off it
would be funny if he
had like a brian posein penis right you know but then and then and brian posein
had a patten oswald
penis and that's why they became friends yeah yeah they just clicked together
yeah
like the hole is all wide you know i mean it's like short and stubby and it's
got like a
like a wide hole yeah yeah i can see it oh man he nuts it just looks like a
stick of gum
this comes out like an old like an old 90s printer it's a it's a solid yeah
yeah yeah did i ever tell you this we're gonna spruce up the cornbread thc read
by telling the
story there's a have you ever met the comic jake young no he probably would
have been doing stand
up around your time in new york yeah he was a dc guy he's a funny guy he's a
big big fat guy but he
was like um he was like one of those like nerd comedians he would do like comic
book comedy and
stuff like that and um and he got an opportunity to open for brian posein and
because his dick
looked like that's the yeah exactly because he looked like patten oswald and brian
posein was like
you remind me of my friend's penis or however brian talks or my penis and said
yo right my own
penis yeah you look like my penis he said it he said you look like my penis
well you're brian posein
you know smokes weed or whatever and so he asked our friend uh jordan to like
roll him a joint that
so that in the green room he could be like you fucking smoke weed or whatever brian
posein did seem
cool and you know he's a good nerd so he had jordan roll the joint a month in
advance okay and so he
was holding on to the brian posein joint that he would present in the green
room to show that he smoked
weed and then he went to go see i think it was wally i think wally was the
movie they went to go see in
the movie theater and like jordan was like do you smoke weed at all and he's
like no and he was like
i think you should probably try to smoke weed first so he's like well like he's
like but i only have
the brian posein joint he's like i'll roll you another joint and so he smokes a
brian posein joint
and i guess he's upset about smoking his special brian posein joint so they're
in wally a baby he's not feeling very
good and he started he had to leave halfway through the movie because he
thought the people sitting
next to him were texting the police that he was high as an adult man he was
like 29 yeah
wait is it true that doug benson started smoking weed at like 53 years old or
something yeah yeah yeah
and then now now it's his whole thing yeah i really don't trust like anybody
that starts late
but he was doing the marijuana logs like i don't know what i'm talking about doug
benson is old as
shit though yeah he was adam sandler's roommate right he's like i think he's
like he was shecky
green's roommate yeah he's old yeah him and dick gregory were contemporaries