Name: Adam Friedland Goes To Prison | The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Friedland Goes To Prison | The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-20. Transcript available.

didn't somebody buy info wars now he has still has to do it to pay his debts
but he has to like
he has to keep lying to pay the debts he has to do it in a way where he doesn't
get sued again
yeah that's pretty cool because at first he at first he was straight up lying
now he'd be like
i've heard yeah yeah yeah you have to do the gossip style yeah people are
saying yeah that's trump
style he like he does people are saying yeah yeah i mean it's it is really
fucking crazy looking
we've got 10 days before trump's 11 days yeah especially for like the beginning
of this year
2025 and then we got trump it's like it's good it's kind of like gonna be wild
like i it hadn't
dawned on me i've kind of been like uh not paying attention to much but now i'm
like god damn this
year's gonna be crazy man i visited dc i went to dc for the first time maybe
what three months ago
and i was like it made this the january 6th even more crazy because it looked
way smaller in real
life than they do on tv oh like the capital yeah yeah yeah so it's like hey man
they really they
really was doing too much you know what i'm saying i don't know not really like
a cat from a cat from
like a mile away yeah yeah could could see like all these people trying to
stuff into this little
bitty building yeah hey man yeah y'all gotta chill bro y'all going to jail bro
yeah do you think that
the kamala ladies are going to do january 6th for her it's january 10th january
10th well maybe next
year they might just reschedule past january 6th well maybe just without
incident so but that's the
trick because they're going to be like we're in the clear because january 6th
has passed and then they
just choose you know january 12th or something but you gotta think about it bro
once that cat got shot
they not they're not about to be playing who trump oh yeah once he got shot the
security is not casual
no more yeah yeah they trying to keep that cat alive right who is the people
who work for the secret
service yeah because so i think now like i feel like now if as soon as you you
could text somebody
man i'm about to i'm about to spray the door gets busted down i'm gonna try
that i'm gonna just say it
right now they're gonna come get you bro let's see don't text me please why
well at least come after
me but i just want to see if that works nixon no you gotta do you gotta be in dc
during the thing
if you no no no if you text so if you text him we're in new york we're the
greatest city in the
world let's see if you in dc january 12th i don't know i just texted adam what'd
you say
i made a threat and we're gonna see oh my phone's in the office right now oh
okay yeah better come
through this door what did you say can i see it on your phone you'll check it
on your phone later
what's the threat i don't know the trick doesn't work just let mandel see i
guess because he's the
guest what did he say i'll be a little nervous you think i'm gonna get in jail
oh you're going to
jail but he sent the text yeah yeah but the way it says as your lawyer you're
going to prison bro
as your lawyer they send you down i said as your attorney you can be my lawyer
i saw your secret
letter about killing no involvement you get 20 years man i just need you to
feature
while you're representing oh i will do that now just do your 20. listen let me
say closing for your
closing statement get ready to i hope you're good at washing clothes i will not
he's not good at
washing clothes i'm not gonna survive i'm not gonna survive they sending you
down there i'm gonna go
islam though the second i get there that's a good idea yeah i'm gonna be the
first white islam now you
definitely gonna be the first one would you grow a beard i can't physically i
can't yeah
it's looking bad yeah i'm not gonna join the nazis
you might have to i'm a jewish guy they wouldn't take me join this join the zionist
latin king prison
zionist no i'm gonna go latin king i'm gonna be a foo i'm gonna be an essay it'd
be funny if
they're after you know like after the middle east thing and now zionism is a
dirty word if there were
prison zionism gangs and it's all just white guys from like alabama they're
like you you brother israel
my friend they're like star david tattoos they're like well it's more prison
thing they're like black
israel i don't really believe in this stuff but you know i mean it's it's about
survival on the inside
you gotta be a jew you gotta stick with your own yeah but why i feel like this
actually happened in
some capacity probably yeah soon you know what i'm saying yeah i'm not coming
up on lock up raw you
going to jail skinhead jews i'm not gonna go to jail dude i can't seriously but
they if it's a federal
jews of mississippi state penitentiary jewish um like prison that for like
white collar crime
there's like one prison where they have like kosher food and stuff and you just
lie that you need to go
there and you get to play tennis and stuff i'll go to that one i'm i'm not
gonna say say it it's
conspiracy it sounds a little come on what are you saying what are you special
treatment
nah man you can say it it's all right no i'm the number one just say it dude
because he's moving to
la you can't stand on your spine list oh bro they're not looking into the
future oh bro let me
make so clear man i'm trying to change my family life man so i'm absolutely
gonna keep my opinions to
myself god bless everybody everybody in their own time yeah spoken like a true
alpha male
so
you