Name: Nick Mullen Is Leaving The Adam Friedland Show
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick Mullen Is Leaving The Adam Friedland Show' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-25. Transcript available.

we want to address this is my this is my final episode this is Nick's final
episode
what is going on with this podcast well I mean we've been trying to last time I
was here you
weren't here we've been trying to stop podcasting for about 47 years now yeah
um no I'm doing it
I'm just gonna you're stopping I'm hitting the road yeah and by that I mean
going home like in
a Jack Kerouac way yeah you're just done with it but he hits the road yeah wait
wait there's road
it's called hitting the road the truth is this is that the the talk show we're
going to be in the
next two months converting it to a new model where it's going to be a once a
week show so the the
original objective instead of once every six months or when someone's not in
London someone else is
fucking not angry yeah yeah exactly what was that an expression was I in London
yeah I think last
time I was here no no I was uh where no I was seeing my no I was taking my
father to the
hospital I remember I saw you at the sand you're like how was London I was like
I was taking my
father to my dad has diarrhea my dad has I didn't take my dad to a specialist
in Scottsdale yeah
it's pretty severe explosive diarrhea which is actually it's a psychological
diagnosis the truth
yeah it's a lot of people don't know that it's it's a mental it's like asthma
it's they're making
it up the body's yeah yeah yeah the doctor said it's psychosomatic does that
sound believable
yeah spray yeah it's a walk in the best buy and it'll be like a galaxy note
tablet 50 off and just
you know clean up on aisle three it really escalated after october 7th it's
yeah well it's deal related
yeah mostly I got a new special out yeah I wanted to mention it in the you know
before the plug section
well before you can no longer do plugs what are you gonna do with your time
yeah it's called America
Sweetheart it's on Netflix leave it alone for a second dude what do you mean I
have been leaving alone
for a second I want to get back to it yeah what are you gonna do with my time
well I went to the
doctor the other day I gotta go to the doctor again stress level uh I don't
know we'll figure it out
but yeah I don't know sort of take care of myself for a little bit and then
yeah you know make some
other player I'll probably just end up podcasting again yeah it's well not here
something different
thing yeah yeah if I get back into podcasting I want to have one of those
themed podcasts that
are now out of vogue that's what I got a travel podcast but 10 years ago that
was you had to have
a theme yeah the socialist women of wrestling or something yeah well I think I
might just it might
just be doing small household repairs I had to fix the motor in my automatic
litter box the other day
and I'm like I could just I'm good at this so you're gonna do it in a podcast
form not like a like a
video form no yeah it'll be a podcast it looks like you're an audio only
podcast
how does this go you have to you have to listen to all 800 episodes in the off
chance that I covered
how to fix the uh the uh you know the screen on your mr. coffee and it was like
it's audio only like
and then you take this thing yeah and try like let's go this way with that yeah
what what the fuck yeah this part that's supposed to be this part you know the
part that looks like
he just fucks up and he whispers the n-word under his breath I don't do that I
don't get I don't
get pissed off doing stuff like that I'm like damn what a process open you feel
zen it's got all
these little gears yeah springs I pulled all the gears off I got a little
toothbrush I cleaned
them all in he's retiring Nick's moving to fucking florida to die I don't need
to do it to florida
you can die here in bedside yeah oh so that's you guys when when did you record
this special
april april yeah and when did you and jew is the one right before that she was
a couple years before
a couple years oh man see in my mind that jew came out eight months ago yeah
and now you already
have another one no it was uh flies that's what i mean that's why i have to
leave is because this is
i'm just i would rather if i'm going to waste my life i would rather do it
fixing small motors and
i think it's time for you to quit anyway yeah probably your heart hasn't been
in it for a while
no it has not yeah come town was a good show come town was a good show this was
a good spite show for
a while it was all right yeah and then the the anger fades and you're like why
am i still doing this
exactly yeah like what am i still exactly there was a time when i went i was
really mad at bobby lee
and then every time i tried to embarrass him every conversation he was in i
tried to like get in
they're like but he's stupid right you guys listen to this dumb fucking idiot
like and then at some
point i remember not having the energy to do that right he was in a
conversation i was like but my
just a small korean man it's like what are you doing yeah it's like getting mad
at a kia yeah
how long are you gonna do a podcast with a retard can you imagine being cut off
by a hondi and being
like oh this fuck this is probably this is probably some rich asshole no yeah
right it's just it's some
idiot yeah on their korean way to fucking go to their korean job
what's this that's the bonus that one goes in the back yeah
and then we gotta like yeah get the card so the bonus one goes there yeah seven
six wow great
three oh wait three three and that's that's four yeah okay perfect but are the
dvds in that order
yeah we got those two so you were saying or whatever
dude i wish i was so wait you're gonna interview one person a week so the
episodes will be uh like
beginning talks are like hard-hitting interviews getting to know somebody have
you seen the episode
have you seen the interviews you haven't watched any people are saying
what i don't know good things okay what is it though is it like a fuck around
or is it like
long-form interviews yeah yeah so it's like what we've been doing but the
narrative aspect of the
show because that was nick nick would do the introduction sections and so that
that's obviously going to be
changing that's not going to go yeah yeah yeah yeah can you maybe ai it yeah
sure yeah we can ai it
permission do you know do you know anyone that knows whatever you want yeah i'm
i'm excited to
watch homicide fucking dude you're like fully retiring you and tim dylan should
do something together
i keep saying it i'll say it once a year you guys just work on something
together you're like i'm just
gonna retire you're being like a mom right now oh cool is that like a mom
before i moved to new york
my mom was like just really are the perfect she's like just just go to just
find where jerry seinfeld
lives knock on his door say i'm a young jewish comedian yeah and i was like mom
i was like is that
how your mom talked no i just did it staring it worked no she's just go to jerry
seinfeld's house
baby i love how he has a house in new york yeah like yeah he's got a guy from
up yeah it's a house
in a city yeah and adam's the fat korean boy he's like go away just go to tim dylan
just go away i
don't want you here at my house do everything he tells you to do
don't worry about the part that you forgot after the rag went on your face who
are you doing is that
julia child my mom oh yeah it sounds like julia child you're doing oh today we're
right it's pretty
close it's the same yeah like that oh she lost to queen elizabeth i don't know
what her voice
sound like oh like that because she had cum in her throat yeah she was the the
england's rose they say
yeah the throat what's the new what's the new interview show gonna be called
the adam freelancer
and we're gonna be releasing those four episodes in the in the meantime and
then in march we will in
march april we're gonna be converting to a once a week format and relaunching i'm
happy for you buddy
for sure for me yeah why but i'm not involved in any of that no i'm saying for
you to fucking take
off oh yeah why does it sound bad i was worried no as you were saying that i
was like oh my god i've
heard people promote stuff so many times i've done it so many you weren't
listening to the words right
it tunes you out and then i'm realizing like oh i've done that too and then i'm
like look at this guy
who's not gonna have to deal with that shit anymore all right and i'm like i'm
happy i was worried
about because i really don't i have nothing we all promote stuff but yesterday
when that litter box
started whining and screaming this is what they do the air lights yeah the air
lights are going off
this is what this is what i mean he's gonna not have work it's like he's going
into the weekend of
his life no he that's not right and then i pulled that i pulled that fucking
thing apart and i said
god damn it i can fix this thing you fixed it and i fixed it yeah because your
mind's not here
it's there yeah yeah it's there in the litter box fucking perfect for me i can
do this perfect yeah
because all right we're gonna go to the office i think i might try to draw
something like garfield
that's my plan like a new garfield because i can draw as good as jim davis and
it's like i just
need an idea i i mean cat's been taken already i was thinking dog but there's a
lot of that all
because his owner is going to be weird yeah but not people don't have ferrets
yeah oh so it won't
relate to it as much so it would have to be something like a talking automatic
litter box
something that everybody has it's broken dishes and john arbuckle has to fix it
oh yeah
it's just we really keep john arbuckle yes still john there still has john arbuckle
yeah it's a cartoon of course yeah i was on you're getting here yeah right
or how about you know it's like a musical but from od's perspective
oh that's pretty good yeah and it's called wicked
yeah it's just starting
as a black lady painted like a dog god you have so much time i'm gonna go for a
walk i started
walking also it's just and i think i might start running too you won't i could
but right now you're
in the twilight of your retirement where you everything's possible you're not
gonna yeah but
everything's possible uh-huh so just i'm pretty good at riding the exercise
bike i got a training
plan and i'd stay consistent with it yeah yeah i was just kidding i didn't say
the n-word yeah
what you're hearing i didn't say any slurs ripple in time over the last eight
years i have never
said a slur
yeah this guy's not racist yeah this guy no it's a different guy move on
damn so are you sad at all um no must be a touch of sadness i mean you know i
guess some some
sentimentality is due but uh yeah the last three years uh a lot of fun and we
did stuff and uh
yeah you know a couple of positive memories of the place i had a had a great
time but
the reality is it's like it does need to be like a once a week thing and we
have to yeah and so
there's not really uh you know i don't really know what i could contribute to
that if it's just
interviews so like uh you know i gotta go figure out my own thing yeah move on
another stuff yeah
yeah yeah the objective is just i mean from the jump was that we would make
something resembling a
television show once a week on the internet that's right i remember that and i
will be carrying on
with that mission until until i it kills me fix your cat's litter box and find
out how by checking
out my new podcast small repairs it's an audio only yeah and none of the none
of the items we're
fixing this week we're just gonna have to wait and see could be garfield alarm
clock could be
automated uh litter box um nick we'll see you in two weeks back on the podcast
i don't think so
after all right thanks a lot guys happy trail love you pal
you