Name: Sarah Jessica Parker Gives Adam Advice On Girls
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sarah Jessica Parker Gives Adam Advice On Girls' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-13. Transcript available.

Okay, we're going to do another little segment.
This hopefully is going to go better.
This segment's called.
Okay, so you're like, as I said, the president of girls.
So, or like, you're like, you know, you're the number one.
You're the reluctant leader.
Yes, father of the country.
So I just want to ask you, as your majesty, your highness.
Mom.
What the answer is to some questions I have about girls.
Okay.
Okay.
So when they say, take these fries away from me,
are you supposed to physically do it?
Or do they like, do they say they taste good?
Oh.
I don't know what to do.
That's so interesting.
Do I take the fries?
Yes.
You're saying, is it rhetorical?
Do I take the fries?
Or does it mean that they like the fries?
I think it means they really like the fries.
Okay.
Yeah, don't take their fries.
Okay, that's good to know.
Okay.
When, um, uh.
If someone shoves them toward you and says,
please take these fries away, I can't eat any more.
I think then you'll know to take the fries.
Okay.
I think so.
I feel like you know that.
So you shouldn't just, like, physically remove the fries.
No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
And throw them out the window.
Especially if you don't really know the person well.
No, it's your girlfriend.
It's your girlfriend.
Okay.
Not my girlfriend.
It's, uh, hypothetically your girlfriend.
Okay.
Why do you, like, when you have a dream and we did something bad in it?
Why, why do we get.
Are you still mad at them?
Why do we get in trouble in the real world?
That's not fair.
It's not not fair, but, like, why?
I know.
I don't know.
It's a pathology.
I don't know.
Dreams are really, like.
I know.
What is the dream thing?
I, because I think that, um, some people subscribe to this idea that you're,
these are real feelings
of yours, and so, I guess when you wake up, you could still be angry, and then
maybe you
project that whatever caused the anger could, could happen, or could be, like,
produced in
some way, so they're already angry at you.
I can see how that could.
Can you write that down for me?
Sure, sure.
I'll send you a voice thing.
Okay.
So why, sometimes, like, if you're, like, at a restaurant, they say they're not
hungry,
and then you order something, like, why, why they eat 75% of your sandwich?
Because, and then they say, I wasn't hungry when you asked, but five minutes
later, when
there's a sandwich here, why didn't you just order something, and then they,
then you have
25% of the sandwich?
Hypothetically.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know why we do that.
Here's another question.
When they, what, do, what, why do they say, can we talk later?
Like, don't you know that that means we feel like we're, like, waiting for the
electric
chair?
That's horrible.
Horrible.
Just, like, freaking, I can't.
What am I going to?
Would it be better if they said, um, I'm really angry, but I can't talk now, so
I would
like to talk to you later?
Well, I have a follow-up question, then.
Right.
When they say, when you, when, hypothetically, when the boyfriend says, or,
like, is everything
okay?
And then they say, I'm fine.
Um, and then, and then you're, like, are you sure?
And they're, like, I'm fine.
And then three days later, they're, like, this was the thing that it was three
days ago.
And then you're, like, why didn't you tell me three days ago?
Yeah.
And they're, like, you were supposed to know what the thing was.
And it was, like, that is an impossible, like.
Right.
So what, hypers.
The sort of gymnastics that you have to do to get to knowing in order to not
three days
later be in trouble is hard.
So who's the, who wins?
That's a really good question, too.
Gosh.
Let's see.
Uh, I think that if you can survive and stick it out, that won't happen in 20
to 30 years.
That's going to stop.
Oh, we love them.
But, honestly, it's, if it's not, uh, if it's not, like, an epidemic of, if it's
not, like,
a chronic problem, it's just passion.
It's just love.
It's just being angry and not being angry.
Maybe we're just, we're dum-dums.
And girls, we're trying, we don't, sometimes, we try to understand girls.
But, like, we're also still dum-dums.
But does that make you a dum-dum?
Or you're not necessarily the same as us, generally speaking.
And so, therefore, you can't know what we're.
This idea of you all meant to intuit us in our feelings is a very, uh, that's a
very, uh,
that's a lot of pressure.
And I would say that, um, we have sort of entrenched places that we operate
from.
And part of it is kind of fun and lively and, uh, and it, and then part of it
is because
often men behave in this way and then often women behave in this way.
Yeah.
And our natures are not to, to see the other way.
So it's hard.
And it just takes practice.
And also to just get over something.
If you love someone, you want to see the other way.
That's what, like.
You can.
That's what I'm saying if you stick it out.
We're never going to fully understand each other, but we're going to, because
we love
each other, we're going to try our whole lives.
And it's so beautiful.
That's what love is.
You'll be better at the differences.
I know.
So it's all fine and good and worth it.
And, um, I don't talk about my marriage basically, but I will say the one thing,
the one thing
I do say is that you learn that the things that don't matter, don't matter.
Um, every day I'm sure I annoy Matthew, all day long.
I'm sure.
No way.
Yeah, of course I do.
Of course I do.
You're the best ever.
No, I'm not.
No way.
And, um, there are times that he annoys me, less frequently, no doubt.
I'm sure.
Like, I tell myself all the time, like, it doesn't matter.
Why are you going to say something about that?
But you have to get to a point, you have to invest enough time to be that
willing to, so
all the stuff that comes before of three days later and how can I believe you
didn't and
why when I looked like that and you can't, you don't, you couldn't tell how
upset I was.
Like, that's all part of the courtship.
So, it's all fine.
It's so nice to just be around you.
You make people feel so good.
Well.
You make me feel so good.
I feel like I'm flying right now.
I have faith in you.
The Oprah thing.
You have the Oprah thing.
Yeah.
It must be incredible to be around.
Yeah, I wish I had the Oprah thing.
I was in an elevator once with her.
Were you really?
My whole life I was like, what, why are these, why are these, why is everyone
making such
a, she's just from a TV and I was in an elevator with her and I was like, oh my
God.
Wait, what was the occasion?
I used to work at a, like, a media company, like a discovery.
Did I know that?
I used to.
Oh, when she had her own channel?
And they were launching her channel.
Yes.
But I was, like, in the elevator and I was, there's just an energy.
Yeah.
That's just so magic.
She's a magic person.
Yeah, she's beautiful.
Yeah, it's absolutely true.
What did you, um.