Name: Steiny On Crazy Stalkers And Judaism
Uploaded: 2025-06-26T22:20:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steiny On Crazy Stalkers And Judaism' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steiny On Crazy Stalkers And Judaism' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-26. Transcript available.

but they're a stranger right so like when they approach you they feel like they're
your boy
right but sometimes it's like bro you're a stranger i mean dude someone fucking
pulled
up to my sister's place yesterday like what like saying like yo you're a sister
and saying
yo she's a cum girl okay let's be careful with that terminology that's the name
it's like i'm
honestly i get that but i don't know why she's affiliated with anything with
what you just said
it's her choice it's a free country she has no interest in anything what you
said and she's not
doing any of that she's a woman of god and she fucking does not go anywhere she's
a woman of god
yeah what what of judaism yes hashem hashem dude yeah why do you think you see
i brought him where
is he at he goes where you at yossi he's not saying anything yo yossi is it yossi
or josey it's yossi
oh he's got headphones on oh you're on the headphones oh my god you gotta there's
a guy here on
i'm shouting you out are you fucking serious you brought some guy on headphones
to this how dare
you bro this is this is an honor and a privilege to be here okay whoa don't don't
come up here now
no yossi come on we're making a show right now how you been yeah what's up how
you been what were you
listening to uh i was learning some torah yes sir that's all right you brought
a rabbi here yeah well i
bring oh okay oh you planned a counter prank no i did not what i do is i prank
cause this is my balance
of life are you jewish me oh my god no yeah yeah just hide it no you want to
hide it when
he comes around i promise you not you're not christian is your mom jewish he's
christian
no don't don't ask about my mom yeah yeah you're you sure are you jewish i can't
see you yeah i can't
i'm jewish on the weekends but sometimes the middle of the week like at the
club you're jewish
you already know uh are you jewish no you want to see a jewish bird no no one
wants to see that
right now i'm gonna be honest no one you brought someone to do tefillin with us
right now oh why
you bring one of these this is your prank no this is not a really good prank
actually no it's actually
a great prank okay so you want to do it no you sure no not right now i'm doing
a show this is my
business yeah that's actually the best thing of all time oh my god you brought
him i wish how do you
know this guy i wish i was creative this is your handler i met him on melrose
in l.a he said we
gotta wrap the phone right now the most odd they don't give up yeah they don't
give up the most
they're pulling the strings the white house last week yeah exactly yeah what
were you doing in the
white house sir the same thing i want to do with you to fill in yeah with who
steven miller a few people
there he already could be names you know what do you know what you tell them
you already rapped today
i tell no when i when they when i say i already did they say are you jewish on
the street i say i i
tell them that i'm on mushrooms that doesn't like stop us yeah that's not gonna
stop this kid are you
kidding me you guys nothing stops you no you need a better response than that
that nothing stops me
oh my god why'd you do this chill chill i'm not even kidding sit down i'm
taking to the next game so
you're it's us actually we have to go with him i thought we're going with a
like uh just we'll sit
i'll sit between you two you know i thought we're going with freaking you know
like tila tequila or
kind of i don't know is she still around i'm trying to think of hot girls i
could that's
that's what came out of my mind i haven't heard that name in 10 years i thought
we're going with girls dude