Name: Blake Griffin On Strange Encounter With Donald Sterling
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Blake Griffin On Strange Encounter With Donald Sterling' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Blake Griffin On Strange Encounter With Donald Sterling' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-10. Transcript available.

What was that transition of ownership like?
Because you guys were like a really good team, right?
Yeah, we were good.
And then you had this drama, and normally the drama is like they want to make
narratives
in the locker room, but the drama was out, I mean, the drama actually, was the
drama
also in the locker room?
Well, didn't it come out that he was like bringing like other weird like gargoyle
rich
people in to look at the beautiful bodies?
Yeah, he would come in with like his crew of, you know, it'd be like 10, 12
people
with him, and they'd come to the locker room, like we'd all have like towels on.
One time after a game, he came up and he was like, I'm going to towel, comes
over and grabs
my arm, and he's got all those people in there, and he goes, let's hear it for
our number one
star, hip hip, and he raised my arm, and everybody, all those people go, hooray,
and I'm standing
there like holding a towel going like, hip hip, hooray, and he did it three
times, hip hip,
hip hip, hooray, and I was like, I'm...
And they're all like 75 years old?
I mean, some of the like, uh, I mean...
Yeah.
Vee Stiv?
Vee?
Vee Stivian.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know Vee.
My silly little wabbit.
Yeah, my silly little wabbit.
He called me...
My waskily wabbit.
My waskily wabbit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was like, um, how are you guys responding to that in the locker room?
Was it stressful or was it like...
You just kind of like laugh it off, you're like, that was nuts.
Yeah.
They're like, we got this Smeagol guy that owns the team.
Yeah.
He keeps calling me his precious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, welcome to the locker room.
This is Debra Jewish.
This is Mordecai Mendel.
Um...
We're gonna have one of them...
We're gonna have a freak off with DeAndre Jordan.
This is the point guard, Chris Paul.
Uh, yeah.
He would...
One time, uh, at one of his white parties I had to go to, like right when I got
drafted,
he would walk me around.
They let you in?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
We just dress white.
Oh.
White clothes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then he kept saying like, his mom...
No, his mom's white.
His mom's white.
His mom's white.
It's fine.
And, uh, he would like...
He would have people like...
He was like, feel his stomach.
Feel his abs.
Feel his arms.
And I was just...
That's hard.
That's...
I was like 19 years old.
You were at work.
Yeah.
I mean, that's your boss.
Yeah.
That's my boss.
That was your boss.
Yeah.
Like...
My boss was touching me.
Your boss?
You got touched by your boss?
My boss was touching me.
That's not...
That's bad behavior.
He was like grabbing my arm.
He's like, if Matt Lauer gets away with it, so can I.
Wait, um...
You wanted to do a comedy bit.
Today?
On the show, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I wrote a little script.
Okay.
Um...
Cool.
Your role is lawyer.
Okay.
Okay.
So, we'll do a little table read.
Okay.
Great.
Great.
You're playing the defendant?
I'm the defendant.
Okay.
The...
I mean, character note, I'm like really cool.
I'm one of the coolest guys.
Yeah, I'm super rich.
Well, I fool around sometimes.
I do.
When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories and dirty things
and tells me how
she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks...
And licks on my feet and touches me when I'm in a limousine.
She takes off all her clothes.
And the limo driver said, "What is going on?"
And she started sucking on me on her way to Mr. Coon's house.
And I thank her.
I thank her for making me feel good.
Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?
All right.
That's scene, guys.
That's scene.
Thank you.