Name: Harry Sisson On Which President Has L Rizz
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Harry Sisson On Which President Has L Rizz' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-18. Transcript available.

You missed the 90s, really.
Yeah.
I feel so bad for you.
Well, I wasn't alive, so I couldn't have.
Dude, it was a different country, man.
Yeah, well, you had, you know, Bill Clinton just came off the Bush scene, but
then we had
Bush Jr., and that went really badly.
Yeah, he ruined the world.
Yeah, killed a lot of people.
But now he hugs Michelle Obama, and probably you, too.
You probably hug him, too.
I've never met him.
Would you hug him if you saw him?
Well, if he, like, went in for a hug, I feel like I have to hug him.
You'd hug him, but you wouldn't collab with our president, Donald John Trump?
I wouldn't collab with George Bush.
You wouldn't collab with him?
Yeah.
What about on a hug?
No, I still wouldn't hug Trump.
Do you think he has L. Riz?
Sure.
Yeah, I guess.
You think Bush has L. Riz?
No, I was referring to Trump.
Who's got more L. Riz, Trump or Bush?
Neither.
Neither of them have.
Who's the worst guy, Bush or Trump, in your opinion?
Well, that's a tough one.
I think it's actually genuinely a debate to be at.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, they're both really, really bad.
People forget how bad.
I think, like, people in my generation forget how bad Bush was.
Bush caught so many bodies.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Trump has a much lower body count.
Yeah, I mean, but think of what we're talking about.
We're talking about killing people.
What's your body count?
What's your body count?
In terms of drone strikes?
No, in terms of bitches.
I can't reveal that information.
I'm just kidding, dude.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just trying to be cool to a kid.
I'll talk well about you to the NYU kids.
So when did you move to America?
When I was 14.
When you were 14?
Yeah.
And you immediately ran up in here and was, like, trying to judge my fucking
country.
Yeah.
Is that right?
Yeah.
That's bullshit, dude.
Trying to change shit for you.
How are you going to come over here and just, these colors don't run?
Who was president at 14?
Obama?
No, actually, I was 15 when I moved here.
It was Trump.
Because I was in the-
Trump was the president?
I was in Ireland for Trump getting elected.
Really?
Which was crazy.
Yeah, I was the only American in my class.
And everybody hugged me the day after he got elected.
They were like, I'm so sorry.
Oh, you got sympathy?
I got sympathy.
My teachers fell real bad for me.
Even the teachers?
Even the teachers.
Even the teachers.
You have any MILFs at the school?
No.
What was your first, like, memory about politics?
Like, what got you into it?
It was the 2016 election when Trump was running.
And you were in Ireland.
Yeah, yeah.
I started reading, like, every day about, like, the election and Hillary
Clinton versus Trump.
And him just being, like, the nominee for the Republicans got me involved.
He says bad words and stuff.
Well, he says a lot of bad things, yeah.
Not just bad words, like, bad things.
How would you describe, like, when someone says, what's your, like, political
identity?
Like, what label do you use for yourself?
I don't know.
I say, like, liberal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm kind of in line with, like, Joe Biden on a lot of things.
Your name online is typical Democrat?
Used to be.
Used to be.
I changed that.
Now it's just my name.
That's brutal.
You can't have that name.
Yeah.
Well, that was, you know, 17-year-old Harry.
I'm just, I feel bad for you, honestly.
I know I'm, like.
Why?
Because, A, you were born in a time where people are, like, the world sucks.
Yeah.
Right?
The world that you were presented with was sad.
We've never known peace.
So, like, I grew up, when I was, like, born, we were in the middle of the
Middle East, you
know, still doing that shit.
Yeah.
Then we had, you know, all the fallout from that, and then the recession in 08,
and then,
you know, COVID in 2020.
We've had, like, Gen Z's had a rough go of it.
Yeah.
Now, I think every generation has their thing.
People are, like, mean about you guys.
They're, like, you're all, like.
But it's, like, every generation is like that.
But it's, like, no, but it's really, you guys, the world that you were offered
was shit.
Yeah.
And then we have Trump.
Like, we have eight years of Trump, 12 years of him being in politics.
It really sucks.
But the interesting thing is, is that, like, there's now a shift, right?
Yeah.
That's a problem.
Like, 18 to 21 is, like, I think it's 14 points higher.
Yeah, there was a poll recently that said that, yeah.
It's insane to me.
Yeah.
No, it's really, it's very strange.
Like, being young and Republican is bizarre.
Yeah, they're voting for, like, a worse financial future.
So, the Democratic Party is, like, better for, like, the stock market.
I would argue that Democrats are better for the economy just generally.
Do you think that that's a winning message?
Yes.
That, look, I think we just learned from the election that, like, the phrase,
it's the economy, stupid, from Clinton and his campaign remains true today.
But the economy wasn't that good.
That's probably why Biden lost.
Exactly.
Right.
Inflation, right?
Right, exactly.
Inflation, stuff like that.
So, we're right on every other issue.
Like, the majority of Americans agree with us on the major issues,
reproductive rights, climate change, things of that nature.
But the economy will always prevail.
Stephen A. Smith, you do that.
Things of that nature.
You think he should run for president?
No.
Why not?
Because I think we have to get celebrities out of politics.
I don't think we can have, like, you know, these guys who have no experience
running
the United States of America.
Uh-huh.
Like, with Trump, it worked out pretty poorly.
People that work for him and write legislation on his behalf know what they're
doing, right?
They're just doing bad, like, naughty.
Yeah, I mean.
Like, the Heritage Foundation aren't celebrities, right?
Yeah, but you can hire anybody, but you still have, like, a lot of decisions to
make as
president.
Like, you're still the last guy who makes the call regarding drone strikes, and
we know
that Trump is pretty flexible to that.
That's so West Wing at you.
Jeb Bartlett.
I've never seen that show.
He's...
What?
No.
Dude, you...
That's...
Honestly, you're a liberal.
You've got to see that America.
I've seen shows like Veep.
Veep is good.
Veep is fun.
Veep?
Yeah.
Have you seen Designated Survivor?
Mark Wahlberg?
No.
Is that where he gets dropped behind enemy lines?
He has to fucking kill everyone?
No, it's about a...
What is that?
Low Survivor.
Low Survivor.
No, it's about a guy, like, when there's a joint address to Congress, or, like,
the State
of the Union, there's one cabinet member that stays behind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, if it blows up, like, they become president.
So, he blew it up?
No, no, no.
He didn't blow it up.
He was the last cabinet member.
Everyone's dead?
Everyone was dead.
It's a good show.
Who's the new president?
He was him.
Who plays him?
Oh, I forget his name.
I don't know.
Look it up, right?
Okay.
I don't know.
That'd be so sick if that happened.
At this point, fuck it up.
Let's see that kind of thing.
No?
Kiefer Sutherland?
One of the best actors of all time?