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I watched your drink champs and first off I want to say there's like a moment
at the end where
Noriega like gives you your flowers that's like very beautiful because it's
like even if like the
head like even if the the the heads aren't saying it to you like we all know
you're amazing and
that's an amazing thing to say I appreciate that bro okay but then they did
this game with the
shots right so I wanted to do my version of it let's do it where what was the
game that's why
the 1942 I don't remember the game because I was fucked up on drink champs I
know you got drunk as a
motherfucker okay so I'm gonna do it so it's one or the other or take a shot
and if it's a tie it's
take a shot all right but okay so we're gonna go we're gonna do it this is the
Adam free lunch over
of something that is just hold on before you start let me just pour my shots
now this is I'm already
drunk should we go so I gotta I gotta pour yours as well yeah I'm gonna go like
oh yeah so no
cuz they take a shot with me when I do it I'll do anything you ask me to okay
all right let's start
okay uh Tupac or Biggie yo what do you mean pause I'm not gay I'm not with that
gay shit
how are you gonna bring this guy disrespecting me in my own office in a
building he's from New York
though like oh where where are you from I'm Fort Greene Brooklyn sir yeah you've
been to the farmer's
market have you been to the farmer's market on a Saturday morning with your slouchy
outfit with
your girlfriend you're just relaxing it's a nice Saturday for me for the Bronx
TXBX oh
I have a lot of respect for uptown the Bronx yeah do you like hookah that's dykeman
it's weird the
Dominicans really like hookah mm-hmm what's it but it's a Middle East or
anything but the Dominicans
like it and they're wearing girls jeans and they're doing hookah I don't got no
problem hookah I just
like it's for like it's for the bitches it's for winning it's for Jewish kids
doing your summer
tour of Israel I'm gonna look at the camera I ain't gonna say my cousin they
ain't cuz put that hookah
down yeah cuz put that hookah down it's gonna destroy your life okay let's do
the classic the
Tupac or Biggie Tupac or Biggie yeah Tupac really really I'm gonna go Tupac
okay I've always been a
part kind of all right Atlanta Gucci or Jeezy WAP I'm going Gucci all right I
agree but Jeezy
actually what a ledge Jeezy I'm going WAP though like I grew up with Kanye the
two songs with Kanye
sure the Kanye back alone is monumental the Kanye verse on put on is the
funniest TM 101 the Kanye
verse on put on is the funniest thing ever you could tell Amber Rose just
destroyed his life and he's
like I put on for the bitches that owe me sex the way he's like oh my sex like
I've earned this sex
madam ma'am you owe me what the fuck is wrong with this nigga I'm a genius I
love hey bro I'm gonna go
Gucci though I'm just like of course everything like my whole like my
upbringing have you met him he's the
coolest guy yeah of course of course I've met WAP a hundred times he fell
asleep like this guy or no
just like yeah like I don't know just my whole upbringing was Gucci my homie G
Faison his favorite
rapper was Gucci Mane like that's how I really got up on Gucci lyrics so the
Chicago guys were like
listening yeah my homie G Faison he died Faison died in 2010 like his favorite
rapper was Gucci Mane like
yeah I don't give a fuck who your favorite rapper was all he wanted to use
Gucci yeah you feel me so
like yeah I got like a different type of all right Jay Dillard Madlib or is
that a white question
I'm taking shots already before I even answer the question um because you're
having a great time
that was a white question yeah it was a white question they're incredible
though
I don't hey don't kill me nobody who are they who are they who are they well
let me tell you about hip-hop
culture okay Herb let me explain to you no they're like two incredible what do
they do though
producers the best producers ever okay wait say the names again Jay Dillard or
Madlib
what do they know Quasimodo you know I know Quasimodo Madvillain of course yeah
Quasimodo is Madlib
oh okay with his voice pitched up okay I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Madlib then I
know Quasimodo you
should have said that it's the right answer it's the right answer Dillard died
and it's very sad but
it's the right answer I'm gonna go Madlib just because you're dead it doesn't
mean you you win
Dillard is also incredible I'm sorry that I said that I'm sorry I said that uh
okay I don't know if
you'll know these guys you're a great person though but you're fucked up I'm
not fucked up
you're fucked up in the head you're one of the most fucked up guys ever you're
fucked up okay uh you
might not know these guys actually this might be a white question this actually
is a white question
okay and it's gonna be funny when I say what the question is my mom like borderline
white my mom
like blackish whitish she worked at Marshall Fields for like 15 years what's
that you don't know
Marshall Fields is I know Marshalls Marshall Fields was Macy's before it turned
into Macy's oh my god
my mom took me to Macy's so much before Thanksgiving so it was before it became
Macy's you remember
Marshall Fields is that like a still called Marshall Fields it was Marshall
Fields here one in New York like
it was called Marshall Fields before Macy's Marshall Fields wasn't as popular Macy's
got like super big but
yeah when she started she was still working there when it became yeah I think Macy's
bought
Marshall Fields when college dropout dropped the polo aspect of it was so
meaningful yeah because my mom
would take me to Macy's to get a polo get the polo yeah and I'm like now there's
a rap they hid it at
Marshall Fields like I grew up like when I was on my like fashion shit and shit
like well I used to get my
clothes from where my mom worked Marshall Fields like that's why I'm so big on
cologne like I'm a big
cologne connoisseur really because my mom worked in the fragrance department at
Marshall Fields
what's your favorite my favorite cologne probably Creed is my all-time favorite
Creed
yeah I love the way that smell you know what Creed is bro I know the band fuck
out of here you
know we're all over uh MFK I like MFK Machine Gun Kelly MFK and I know I was
all right this is a white
question Kendrick or Drake that's not a fucking white question where we got
really into that
we were like yes it's true Drake is not like us that was disgusting to me wait
hold on go back go
back the way that fat white men in their 40s with beards reacted to the to the
beef made me very
uncomfortable if you if you understand what I'm saying yeah it was a little bit
like it was like
it's not for it was as far as the reaction it wasn't for girls the beef wasn't
for girls it was for fat 40
year old white men kind of yeah and Joe Budden kind of people I'm gonna say
this I'm gonna chime in and
say beef is never for girls girls never get in the beef they don't give a fuck
about that shit like
yeah they care about money yeah yeah especially if two niggas in the beef with
money they're never
picking so they're like I'll see I'll wait till yeah yeah they're gonna wait
till that shit die down I'm
wait till somebody come come yeah I'm team wait and see wait so say Drake you're
saying Drake I'm saying shot
I'm just gonna take my shot come on dude it's anti-semitism the way he was
treated
just take my shot bro let me explain to you you can never feel bad for a
billionaire he's like blade
he's like a jewish guy that was allowed to be the biggest rapper in the world
blade who's blade blade the movie about the movie blade yeah yeah the vampire
movie
Wesley Snipes is half how the fuck do you explain it Wesley Snipes is a vampire
that could also be in
the in the daylight a day okay for me it's like Drake is a Jewish guy that's
also allowed to be the
most famous rapper in the world and it meant so much to me he's the blade of us
and I was like
Drake Jewish of course he is oh he never told you it's fire why would he not
tell you that
that's fire you were friendly with him yeah it's my dog he's the best yeah you
were listening to
his song the other day on Instagram yes bro come on bro it's fucking Drake we
love him so much
me for real bro like Drake one of the first niggas to support me though for
real like Drake he put
you on it he ain't put me on fuck no no but yeah Drake like you know he he
showed love he was he
showed love in 2012 2013 what a good guy right guys for sure what a good guy
for sure and and
please Drake do you have his number you you call him like you just give me his
number I'll call him
I thought you had his number bro I thought y'all was like you know like no I
don't see him at the
meetings you know I'm gonna say that this might be unpopular like you know yay
said that all Jewish
no that was the last question he said y'all got a group chat y'all got each
other number
every Jewish nigga got every Jewish person in cahoon let's continue let's
continue that's what
yay said bro your necklace just fell off damn this motherfucker fake and it
just fell off because
maybe I ain't let's continue uh uh UGK or three six three six mafia incredible
incredible yeah how good
it's so good three six mafia fish there's a lot of that in in Chicago drill
yeah I'm gonna go there's a
lot of the chaos I'm gonna go three six oh yeah look so look so you remember
you just said that I
smoked my first bunny at six years old right I was listening to three six mafia
you were yeah you're
listening to sipping on some scissor I was listening to fuck I don't even know
what song I was listening to but
I'm 100% sure I was listening to Project Pat and Juicy J you were listening to
put your d in her mouth give me head till I dig
yeah
put your d in her mouth give me head till I dig
oh god I'm listening to three six mafia
let me tell you something let me tell you something this girl was sucking my
dick so good the other day
it's so embarrassing I just did that can you guys all forget it and we're drunk
and you're watching us I don't like being judged you're all judging us you fell
asleep on the job as a security officer
I'm just deflected just like he's back to sleep how much time do we have okay
let's wrap it up Beatles or the rolling Rolling Stones
Beatles are the Rolling Stones we're not even playing the game I'm gonna go um
I'm gonna go Beatles
I'm gonna go Beatles just just because I have had heard the Beatles too much
and growing up and like I'm really I'm a queen type of guy
Queen is like one of my favorite
pause
pause
what the fuck is pause about that
no one laughed I'm sorry I'm sorry no one laughed
for me saying I'm a queen type of guy you said pause
I'm just kidding hey that was hard though I love queen okay you look we pull
out method or moving to a new city
the pull out method of moving to a new city yeah
new city yeah yeah yeah you impregnate you just go to you disappear move to
Mexico okay Pakistan or
Pakistan or India
Pakistan or India yeah who are you going who are you riding with or is that a
is that a shot
is that like some controversial shit no no it's not controversial at all okay
Pakistan or India I'm a gold
I'm gonna go Pakistan okay
uh Halle Berry or Mayor Lori Lightfoot
Lori Lightfoot
really
she didn't did a lot for you know the city and me like we got you met you met
Mayor Lori
Lori yes we had a real meeting like a sit down in her office like she's so wow
yeah that's your friend
yeah I'd rather sleep with Halle Berry than her but it's close
me too okay okay World War II or U.S. Civil War better what's the better war
World War II
U.S. Civil dude
U.S. Civil War what the fuck is the U.S. Civil War I've never heard of that
the North fought the South there was slavery the U.S. Civil War oh to get out
of slavery yeah the Confederacy
right okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Nat Turner was a
part of that war right
no he did the the rebellion
that was before after that was before yeah that was before yeah that guy he's
gonna have that kind of introduced world the U.S. Civil War
no uh this is so U.S. Civil War was like North Virginia versus South Virginia
all of that shit
South Virginia?
South Virginia his slaves in North Virginia didn't
South Virginia is not a place dude
South Virginia was a place before
West Virginia
no it was North Virginia and South Virginia before the Civil War
I'm pretty sure
you didn't know that?
I don't know
you don't have to lie to him
we gotta google it we gotta figure this shit out real quick before it's time to
go
you don't have to lie to him
cause now you got me feeling like I'm tripping bro
yay or the Jewish people
the Jewish people
thank you
wait could you do like an OG call
the Jewish people
could you do an OG call and me and him
you might fuck up my relationship with him though
I would squash
first of all I would make it stronger
second of all I could squash it
we could do a benefit concert like him and Drake
they did that already
yeah but him and I would do one for
for Harvey Weinstein or something
they did it for Larry Hoover
I know I would do it for a Jewish
Jewish prisoner
political prisoner
cause they want us to go?
bro he's different
yeah we better wrap it up
what does different mean?
he's just different
okay

Adam Does Drink Champs With G Herbo

I watched your drink champs and first off I want to say there's like a moment
at the end where
Noriega like gives you your flowers that's like very beautiful because it's
like even if like the
head like even if the the the heads aren't saying it to you like we all know
you're amazing and
that's an amazing thing to say I appreciate that bro okay but then they did
this game with the
shots right so I wanted to do my version of it let's do it where what was the
game that's why
the 1942 I don't remember the game because I was fucked up on drink champs I
know you got drunk as a
motherfucker okay so I'm gonna do it so it's one or the other or take a shot
and if it's a tie it's
take a shot all right but okay so we're gonna go we're gonna do it this is the
Adam free lunch over
of something that is just hold on before you start let me just pour my shots
now this is I'm already
drunk should we go so I gotta I gotta pour yours as well yeah I'm gonna go like
oh yeah so no
cuz they take a shot with me when I do it I'll do anything you ask me to okay
all right let's start
okay uh Tupac or Biggie yo what do you mean pause I'm not gay I'm not with that
gay shit
how are you gonna bring this guy disrespecting me in my own office in a
building he's from New York
though like oh where where are you from I'm Fort Greene Brooklyn sir yeah you've
been to the farmer's
market have you been to the farmer's market on a Saturday morning with your slouchy
outfit with
your girlfriend you're just relaxing it's a nice Saturday for me for the Bronx
TXBX oh
I have a lot of respect for uptown the Bronx yeah do you like hookah that's dykeman
it's weird the
Dominicans really like hookah mm-hmm what's it but it's a Middle East or
anything but the Dominicans
like it and they're wearing girls jeans and they're doing hookah I don't got no
problem hookah I just
like it's for like it's for the bitches it's for winning it's for Jewish kids
doing your summer
tour of Israel I'm gonna look at the camera I ain't gonna say my cousin they
ain't cuz put that hookah
down yeah cuz put that hookah down it's gonna destroy your life okay let's do
the classic the
Tupac or Biggie Tupac or Biggie yeah Tupac really really I'm gonna go Tupac
okay I've always been a
part kind of all right Atlanta Gucci or Jeezy WAP I'm going Gucci all right I
agree but Jeezy
actually what a ledge Jeezy I'm going WAP though like I grew up with Kanye the
two songs with Kanye
sure the Kanye back alone is monumental the Kanye verse on put on is the
funniest TM 101 the Kanye
verse on put on is the funniest thing ever you could tell Amber Rose just
destroyed his life and he's
like I put on for the bitches that owe me sex the way he's like oh my sex like
I've earned this sex
madam ma'am you owe me what the fuck is wrong with this nigga I'm a genius I
love hey bro I'm gonna go
Gucci though I'm just like of course everything like my whole like my
upbringing have you met him he's the
coolest guy yeah of course of course I've met WAP a hundred times he fell
asleep like this guy or no
just like yeah like I don't know just my whole upbringing was Gucci my homie G
Faison his favorite
rapper was Gucci Mane like that's how I really got up on Gucci lyrics so the
Chicago guys were like
listening yeah my homie G Faison he died Faison died in 2010 like his favorite
rapper was Gucci Mane like
yeah I don't give a fuck who your favorite rapper was all he wanted to use
Gucci yeah you feel me so
like yeah I got like a different type of all right Jay Dillard Madlib or is
that a white question
I'm taking shots already before I even answer the question um because you're
having a great time
that was a white question yeah it was a white question they're incredible
though
I don't hey don't kill me nobody who are they who are they who are they well
let me tell you about hip-hop
culture okay Herb let me explain to you no they're like two incredible what do
they do though
producers the best producers ever okay wait say the names again Jay Dillard or
Madlib
what do they know Quasimodo you know I know Quasimodo Madvillain of course yeah
Quasimodo is Madlib
oh okay with his voice pitched up okay I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Madlib then I
know Quasimodo you
should have said that it's the right answer it's the right answer Dillard died
and it's very sad but
it's the right answer I'm gonna go Madlib just because you're dead it doesn't
mean you you win
Dillard is also incredible I'm sorry that I said that I'm sorry I said that uh
okay I don't know if
you'll know these guys you're a great person though but you're fucked up I'm
not fucked up
you're fucked up in the head you're one of the most fucked up guys ever you're
fucked up okay uh you
might not know these guys actually this might be a white question this actually
is a white question
okay and it's gonna be funny when I say what the question is my mom like borderline
white my mom
like blackish whitish she worked at Marshall Fields for like 15 years what's
that you don't know
Marshall Fields is I know Marshalls Marshall Fields was Macy's before it turned
into Macy's oh my god
my mom took me to Macy's so much before Thanksgiving so it was before it became
Macy's you remember
Marshall Fields is that like a still called Marshall Fields it was Marshall
Fields here one in New York like
it was called Marshall Fields before Macy's Marshall Fields wasn't as popular Macy's
got like super big but
yeah when she started she was still working there when it became yeah I think Macy's
bought
Marshall Fields when college dropout dropped the polo aspect of it was so
meaningful yeah because my mom
would take me to Macy's to get a polo get the polo yeah and I'm like now there's
a rap they hid it at
Marshall Fields like I grew up like when I was on my like fashion shit and shit
like well I used to get my
clothes from where my mom worked Marshall Fields like that's why I'm so big on
cologne like I'm a big
cologne connoisseur really because my mom worked in the fragrance department at
Marshall Fields
what's your favorite my favorite cologne probably Creed is my all-time favorite
Creed
yeah I love the way that smell you know what Creed is bro I know the band fuck
out of here you
know we're all over uh MFK I like MFK Machine Gun Kelly MFK and I know I was
all right this is a white
question Kendrick or Drake that's not a fucking white question where we got
really into that
we were like yes it's true Drake is not like us that was disgusting to me wait
hold on go back go
back the way that fat white men in their 40s with beards reacted to the to the
beef made me very
uncomfortable if you if you understand what I'm saying yeah it was a little bit
like it was like
it's not for it was as far as the reaction it wasn't for girls the beef wasn't
for girls it was for fat 40
year old white men kind of yeah and Joe Budden kind of people I'm gonna say
this I'm gonna chime in and
say beef is never for girls girls never get in the beef they don't give a fuck
about that shit like
yeah they care about money yeah yeah especially if two niggas in the beef with
money they're never
picking so they're like I'll see I'll wait till yeah yeah they're gonna wait
till that shit die down I'm
wait till somebody come come yeah I'm team wait and see wait so say Drake you're
saying Drake I'm saying shot
I'm just gonna take my shot come on dude it's anti-semitism the way he was
treated
just take my shot bro let me explain to you you can never feel bad for a
billionaire he's like blade
he's like a jewish guy that was allowed to be the biggest rapper in the world
blade who's blade blade the movie about the movie blade yeah yeah the vampire
movie
Wesley Snipes is half how the fuck do you explain it Wesley Snipes is a vampire
that could also be in
the in the daylight a day okay for me it's like Drake is a Jewish guy that's
also allowed to be the
most famous rapper in the world and it meant so much to me he's the blade of us
and I was like
Drake Jewish of course he is oh he never told you it's fire why would he not
tell you that
that's fire you were friendly with him yeah it's my dog he's the best yeah you
were listening to
his song the other day on Instagram yes bro come on bro it's fucking Drake we
love him so much
me for real bro like Drake one of the first niggas to support me though for
real like Drake he put
you on it he ain't put me on fuck no no but yeah Drake like you know he he
showed love he was he
showed love in 2012 2013 what a good guy right guys for sure what a good guy
for sure and and
please Drake do you have his number you you call him like you just give me his
number I'll call him
I thought you had his number bro I thought y'all was like you know like no I
don't see him at the
meetings you know I'm gonna say that this might be unpopular like you know yay
said that all Jewish
no that was the last question he said y'all got a group chat y'all got each
other number
every Jewish nigga got every Jewish person in cahoon let's continue let's
continue that's what
yay said bro your necklace just fell off damn this motherfucker fake and it
just fell off because
maybe I ain't let's continue uh uh UGK or three six three six mafia incredible
incredible yeah how good
it's so good three six mafia fish there's a lot of that in in Chicago drill
yeah I'm gonna go there's a
lot of the chaos I'm gonna go three six oh yeah look so look so you remember
you just said that I
smoked my first bunny at six years old right I was listening to three six mafia
you were yeah you're
listening to sipping on some scissor I was listening to fuck I don't even know
what song I was listening to but
I'm 100% sure I was listening to Project Pat and Juicy J you were listening to
put your d in her mouth give me head till I dig
yeah
put your d in her mouth give me head till I dig
oh god I'm listening to three six mafia
let me tell you something let me tell you something this girl was sucking my
dick so good the other day
it's so embarrassing I just did that can you guys all forget it and we're drunk
and you're watching us I don't like being judged you're all judging us you fell
asleep on the job as a security officer
I'm just deflected just like he's back to sleep how much time do we have okay
let's wrap it up Beatles or the rolling Rolling Stones
Beatles are the Rolling Stones we're not even playing the game I'm gonna go um
I'm gonna go Beatles
I'm gonna go Beatles just just because I have had heard the Beatles too much
and growing up and like I'm really I'm a queen type of guy
Queen is like one of my favorite
pause
pause
what the fuck is pause about that
no one laughed I'm sorry I'm sorry no one laughed
for me saying I'm a queen type of guy you said pause
I'm just kidding hey that was hard though I love queen okay you look we pull
out method or moving to a new city
the pull out method of moving to a new city yeah
new city yeah yeah yeah you impregnate you just go to you disappear move to
Mexico okay Pakistan or
Pakistan or India
Pakistan or India yeah who are you going who are you riding with or is that a
is that a shot
is that like some controversial shit no no it's not controversial at all okay
Pakistan or India I'm a gold
I'm gonna go Pakistan okay
uh Halle Berry or Mayor Lori Lightfoot
Lori Lightfoot
really
she didn't did a lot for you know the city and me like we got you met you met
Mayor Lori
Lori yes we had a real meeting like a sit down in her office like she's so wow
yeah that's your friend
yeah I'd rather sleep with Halle Berry than her but it's close
me too okay okay World War II or U.S. Civil War better what's the better war
World War II
U.S. Civil dude
U.S. Civil War what the fuck is the U.S. Civil War I've never heard of that
the North fought the South there was slavery the U.S. Civil War oh to get out
of slavery yeah the Confederacy
right okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Nat Turner was a
part of that war right
no he did the the rebellion
that was before after that was before yeah that was 