Name: G Herbo On Culture Vultures
Uploaded: 2025-07-25T22:00:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'G Herbo On Culture Vultures' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'G Herbo On Culture Vultures' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-25. Transcript available.

you're not going to sell what sell what are you selling your penis what are you
talking about what
sorry no sorry we're off would you would you technically sell my penis for what
no one's
buying that thousands i have to somebody call you right now and say i got 10k i
want it you
dropping it off oh uh like a beautiful woman what no fuck no if you're selling
it looks it never
matter old girl whoever no i i just got engaged to my fiance so yeah i wouldn't
want to jeopardize
our love right you know yeah even if i could get ten thousand dollars for my
penis if this is a 300
pound woman wants my penis so she was 200 pounds lighter no i wouldn't prostitute
myself right and
neither nor should anyone i don't yeah i don't believe it is the oldest oldest
profession but it
is i guess that's what they say i don't know are there tourists that go to like
o block
fuck yeah is there like german tour groups that are like fish fine my son want
to go to o block i told
him man hell no you ain't going over there there's like there's like a like a
tour like europeans
that are like fight fish done of a hunt fish they've had like wild hundreds uh
ball like i'm kobe
yeah finally rich yeah they they they go to over there for sure like you ain't
see all the people
traveling to go see the king bomber and shit like this my son definitely want
to go to o block though
man i told him i ain't gonna take him but i might i might still take him i
might still take him it's
cool when did you first meet um those those boys when you first meet chief keef
and so uh first time
i mean so i think we was like 15 both of us yeah 15 yeah is he the same age as
you yeah we're the same
age yeah and and you were from you're from the east side though yeah i'm from
the east side he's from
the south side he's from o block and i'm from 79th street but yeah we got like
my best so my best
friend's name is wap him and sosa grew up together so he's italian nope okay
never mind
he's a wap you're a funny you're a funny motherfucker man i ain't gonna lie i
try you got it but yeah now
his name wap and um him and sosa grew up together so like when he moved to my
neighborhood like he
grew up in the projects and shit like and you know he always known sosa like
half his life
and um when he moved to my neighborhood of course we got like super close he's
still my best friend
to this day so i met sosa through him like through him and his brother cap who
passed away he was also
a rapper and um that's how i met sosa so when i first started to do music and
rap
this the studio that he took me to was the same studio sosa used to record it
yeah you feel me so
yeah but him and sosa of course was already like friends and shit but he took
me like i bet go record
at this studio and that's how i met so he's like man you should record over
here was it you guys liked
each other when you met yeah for sure yeah so we always been like like locked
in since the day we
met do you consider yourself like on that mount rushmore like where it's like i
guess if if a jewish
guy from las vegas nevada suburban las vegas would have to tell you this it's
probably in my mind it's
it's it's chief keef it's it's uh king vaughn it's dirk maybe and you yeah for
sure it sounds like that
definitely right i would definitely yeah i definitely would put myself on the
mount rushmore
and it's like it's so hard and it's so controversial when you when you speak of
that because it's like
so much greatness has come out of chicago where it's like it also influenced
new york and influenced
london yeah it did definitely it's influenced even like you know tokyo got
drilled now like
you you you fuck you fuck with them yeah hang out with them yeah i like i like
tokyo drill just
because i like they swag like i like they take their shoes off yeah like how
they carry themselves
nah hell nah they be flat they be on some flat shit they be on some flat shit
that's why i fuck
with tokyo drill though like they on some like fly gangsta shit and i feel like
every country
always got like a a ghetto where it's like there's shit going on there no
matter what yeah i have you
been there before no i've never been it's it's like there's there's an aspect
in japan yeah twice
there isn't like a speck of dust on the sidewalk none yeah it's it's you know
it's really clean
like clean you don't see it's it's it's bizarre it's like um yeah i think
because we dropped two
atomic bombs on them they have like a trauma about it so they're super clean
you can't it's two it's
all japanese people no it was two atomic bombs it was hiroshima and nagasaki or
two two different
places yeah yeah it's pretty horrific that we did that yeah it's fucked up yeah
i mean all
all what we didn't do it i mean you and i we weren't on it it's funny that the
plane was called
the enola gay though pause that's crazy it was i didn't know that so you're
putting me on a lot
of shit i didn't know i mean i knew about a lot of stuff i knew about those
historic events of course
there's a reddit page i found this really made me nauseous i don't know if you
know about this
it's called uh shiracology yeah yeah i know that page it's the guys that are
stalk you guys
it's like one of them uh called out pictures you're looking at i want to show
these to you
these are some of the most psychotic posts that i found okay so this is um this
one says anyone know
who this dude is in the back it's just like some guy that's let me look why
like these are like um
people trying to spot who the guy and that's smirk well you're not dirt right i
don't know who that
is i mean it's a guy in a picture with chief keith 40 feet away no this ain't
dirt okay he had wicks
back then here's another one some shirtless pictures of king vaughn pause no
that's crazy
a little stocky he did all that so you like this he did all that time this
would be so annoying if
people were posting this stuff about my friends okay shiracology i know this
page i'm just now
these people are psychos i'm just now catching on to reddit yeah there's a lot
of fucking psychos out
here here's the one now notice read this read this uh this post aloud this is
great this out loud
yeah this is like i'm probably a 14 year old child in like yeah for sure and
this is what gets you get
people fucked up when they when you know when i see this i'm like how can i
take driller serious when
he came from a loving household dude never struggled a day in his life ate
three meals a day i doubt he
even know what a bad day is yeah yeah that's because he in a family picture
because i've seen a post
like i've seen a post i mean like a meme video where niggas was like like and
you can't do nothing
like you really like in this day and age like even in chicago or just in this
culture you gotta like
be homeless and like nobody's gotta love you like they say yeah this nigga was
like his parents loved
this was well-minded and whatnot his parents loved him like yeah like a 13 year
old from colorado
he had two parents and they loved him what the fuck is going on bro like i got
food i got so many
pictures like this bro but i ain't gonna lie i don't i don't know him
personally yeah but um yeah
them some serious there's some serious dudes over there what do you make no
guys are serious of like
the content creators that have made careers basically off of you guys like
academics or vlad or like
people that are like people that cover you guys and have like made money off it
see if i was if i was the type of nigga that i don't give a fuck about that
shit but if i did
i'd probably be like yeah you know cut me in or do something like i feel like
all those kind of guys
what they should do is give to a non-profit organization in chicago that i'm
gonna challenge
them to do that like what's academics vlad all you niggas that they made money
off of culture
and people dying and bloodshed and shit like that go donate 20 000 to 50 000 to
a non-profit
organization that focus on just the betterment of kids
that's my opinion personal opinion
he's awake yeah and what do you make of that guy academics academics academics
academics like i don't
it's a little bit like i fuck with him though like me academics we didn't met
we chopped it up we done
interviews but like i'm not gonna like see me being a man i don't agree with
everything he does and
that's okay you could agree to disagree you know what i'm saying but like he
just academics bro like
you don't think of being an adult man as a man and he's like an adult man as a
man there's certain
shit you shouldn't do and you shouldn't say he's just giving it he's like my liege
my sword he's like
he's just sucking up to other men like yeah it's like he's like kind of a crazy
life it's like he
and i'm gonna say this and i'm gonna just leave it at that like he pick and
choose
when he want to be like
uh a real nigga or aggressive or say certain shit that's just like your moral
code should never allow
you to say yeah you can't pick and choose like on wednesday i'm gonna say some
shit that's super
outrageous then thursday i'm like
a real nigga like well i'm cool i fuck you know i'm saying like yeah you can't
do that because as a
man you got to be held accountable for what you say so in certain situations if
somebody holds you
accountable for that you gotta accept what come with that accountability if i'm
saying you can't
shy away from it you can't do no other shit like yeah and i'm glad you saying
this i'm not saying it
yeah anyway yeah academics you're on notice you owe a hundred thousand dollars
to what organization
any organization you pick one man yeah yeah eat a hundred because you done made
so much money off
this shit y'all go donate a hundred thousand dollars a hundred write that shit
off of y'all taxes bro
and if you don't you're uh that's yeah what say it lay in a plane lay in a
plane
you're a real bitch and if you have problems uh you can take it up on the adam
friedland show dj
academic you can i will i will sit down with you in the most uh intellectual
style of public
yeah i'll be there in the middle to mediate yeah yeah no i don't even need you
that is one i
can i feel like i could handle myself you got that i can handle that one all
right sorry shake
your hand thank you so much and he agrees with everything i just said and thank
you um