Name: Mia Khalifa's Legacy
Uploaded: 2025-10-05T13:01:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mia Khalifa's Legacy' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mia Khalifa's Legacy' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-05. Transcript available.

I think I think like um so you think that like what you study like data
collection science kind
of stuff yeah and then that's what I would want that's what I would want to do
and do you would
you have considered that like a better alternative at certain points or I think
that's very that's
that's that's up to that's up for debate yeah I think so you're rich I am you're
proper successful
no you live in Miami yeah big-ass house you got on the water no no Star Island
no I live in like
essentially a condo but with a backyard do you like like what's your crew in my
you like living
there I my crew is two people two people yeah I don't love living there who's
your crew my two
girlfriends her Boston can't get her to move to Miami why don't you live to
Miami with your best
friend she has two thank you too how old yeah Sam they're under three yeah mamacita
she's a mommy if
they moved to Miami they'd be they'd they'd love it they are really they'd
suffer whatever they'd like
they'd be fine they'd just do Molly when they're 11 they get oh my god that's
literally how kids in
Miami grow up you know it's crazy I grew up I went to college with some of
those kids and they they
really like they were like where'd you go to school GW all right you you've
since become like a like a
fashion person right do you like that world yes that yeah I do do you you're a
designer yeah what
what's your what's your line called shaitan shaitan is that French no it's it's
Spanish no it's Arabic
Arabic yeah it means devil have you been back to Lebanon uh in the last couple
years no are you
allowed to I'm not not allowed to but I don't think it would be the smartest
decision to go somewhere
where I get a lot of um threats from it's difficult there yeah are you in
contact with anyone that's like
uh or like have do you feel like an obligation to to advocate for individuals
that are uh in the
industry or I I I advocate for the rights of sex workers and for the protection
of sex workers and
I advocate for changing the the age of of consent for doing porn specifically I'm
I'm not talking about
the age of consent in general but at the very least for for the adult industry
to 21 yeah um
but I also know that actual sex workers and women who are still in the
traditional porn industry
do not like it when I speak on the industry yeah at all because they think that
my opinion is
completely irrelevant and doesn't yeah it's interesting yeah I guess because
you were only
there for a short time so they feel like you have yeah and there's this weird
like there's this weird
thing of they see me as biting the hand that fed me because they take so much
pride in what they do
and they're so proud of it and I kind of demonize the industry because that's
what it is like the
the traditional production porn industry is predatory and toxic and terrible
absolutely terrible top to
bottom yeah so yeah they do they they don't like it when I talk about it that
way but that's that's
the truth right yeah I guess that's a difficult position to be placed in
because you obviously
want to certainly want to what to to be like a an advocate right you do no not
necessarily well you do
it like when it comes to you know what's the Middle East you do when it comes
to women's rights yeah
like yeah you know but I will never advocate for the traditional porn industry
I think it should
be dismantled and disbanded completely and I think that everybody should be I I
don't think it should
be legal to sign a contract in perpetuity when it involves a woman's body yeah
wait yeah I guess
that's the lead should I get a rhinoplasty no what was the recovery process
like oh my god a day not
even I didn't take any pain meds after maybe just a little bit small a day a
day not even and it was
not even it looks like a little bit just a little bit smaller maybe don't get a
rhinoplasty what about
like strong noses on men are so nice what about like a like a like a little bit
of like a Michael
Jackson style oh my god a tiny I wonder if it comes with a Snape what if I got
a Snape Snape or
no I mean uh Voldemort yeah yeah yeah just a slit just two slits come on you
think girls like that
yeah what Ralph Fiennes is sexy no I like my nose I've recently started liking
it are you were you
baptized you got a what's the bat mitzvah confirmation I had a first communion
I had a
confirmation yeah everything everything they in Lebanon do they do Arabic uh
mass yeah yeah Lebanon
is uh predominantly Christian actually predominantly yeah yeah 51% like barely
sounds like a little bit
it sounds like a little bit exaggeration 51 yeah maybe maybe they're they're
fluffing those numbers
but yeah there's a huge huge Christian community um yeah I guess like um just
moving forward like what
what are your like big projects that you're looking forward to and like you
want to work on and like
goals you have like uh in your career a documentary a book documentary about
what what what would the
focus be Harper Lee Harper Lee kind of a little bit true no I'm telling you I'm
running with this in
my head maybe Bo Jackson Bo Jackson but he played professionally exactly I was
thinking Jon Cazell
that guy but he wasn't like the Mia Khalifa of those movies oh damn he was in
five movies that all got
nominated best picture and he died died doesn't count that doesn't count no you
know he was a Meryl
Streep's uh partner oh you know that Fredo from the Godfather oh shit he was Meryl
Streep's partner
uh Dog Day Afternoon Godfather 1 2 Deer Hunter and The Conversation Hunter all
nominated best picture
oh my god yeah but he wasn't the Mia Khalifa of those movies that's quite a run
there's only one
other one but the legacy hasn't lasted Bjorn Borg the the Swedish tennis player
oh my god retired at
26 no yeah he has the underwear line who Bjorn Borg look that up let's see
doesn't he so both of you
guys retired and started underwear yeah exactly Bjorn Borg did right I don't
know the Swedish
underwear brand because my ex-husband was Swedish and he always wore like
things on the waistband that
said Bjorn what was it like being married to a Swede um lots of they do they do
they Ikea
do they laugh really not they don't do that that's that's offensive that's
incredibly offensive to say
is it yeah yeah what they're going to Ikea and eating horse meat and stuff he
retired at where's
the underpants you're making this up very handsome guy Bjorn Swedish underpants
then because I'm just
I'm just I'm just misremembering who owns the brand Bjorn is a common name
personal life
oh his business ventures failed oh oh my god
poor guy and now he's trying to go back to tennis at the age of 68
sad when you for what I know I'm just kidding I was just joking so so uh you've
been married twice
um like uh is it have you found that uh that's like uh been like a difficult
thing for you like to like
trust people like a re-establish trust like after like processing your your
experiences prior
no I think I have really good discernment yeah and if I don't trust someone
from like instantly I'm
never going to yeah that's not something that you can build yeah it's something
that you either like
you know yeah so no yeah those relationships ended for very different reasons
um mostly just
growing growing and not growing at the same time yeah babies yeah baby boys
yeah they were baby boys
yeah every boy is a baby boy till 57 I can't I can't trust these men right yeah
do you think that
men are becoming like the girls yeah they are because all my friends are like
all my friends are
like I just want to like open up and share my feelings but I feel like she's
withholding
I'm like isn't this what the girl the god isn't it we're supposed to be doing
that
you're supposed to be fighting in wars and building houses we're supposed to
come back from the
from the black lung place and be like the coals the coal mine she's gonna be
like I want to talk
about my day and we're supposed to be like I can't I can't do that but now it's
the girls are doing
that's us what happened to us is it because the coal mines shut down I think we
need to go back to
fossil fuel we stopped violence I think we stopped violence we need to start
beating the men no the
no ladies we gotta start beating the men I think our grandfathers were like
about to be like when I
was eight I had a traumatic thing but then they did violence instead yeah and
that's how you
exert all of that yeah we stopped the violence and now we're like just now we're
like just I
want her to understand the real me okay so after this I'll punch you in the
face no it's the office
you need to punch me in the face you can punch me in the face right now I'm not
gonna punch you in
the face I don't want to hit anyone let alone a girl you have to rebalance the
scale and alone a
cultural icon be a Khalifa and the noted anti-semite that I like God I don't
want to be hit we could do
it through blocking it's a little bit like you don't know how to fling yourself
and pretend like
you got hit people do this when they make it's too much like it's it's nice
vanilla no what just just
regular like I love you and stuff that kind of stuff without a slap does it
really mean anything
no I don't want to be hitting and stuff and doing hitting and she's like hit me
and I'm like I don't
I will if you want but like it doesn't feel nice to do why because I like like
just like ball gown
tuxedo yes through the sheets through the bed sheets dance like a like a
romantic dance and then
tour a spin and then yeah and then like a huge uh you know with a canopy bed
and then just like
you know uh exploring and then and then soaking I love what's soaking soaking
is what the Mormons do
oh yeah I heard about that what does they do they just they just go to bed
inside of a girl
they just go to sleep inside and then there's somebody under the bed and they're
pushing the
mattress up so technically they're not having sex they accidentally are going
are do you think
culturally we should just people should not stop being Mormon no people should
just like we should
know like people should have secrets again I don't need to know everything when
someone talks you
know like I I don't like the way you fuck is like a big part of identity now
and it's just sometimes I'm
like I don't care like it's like I want to get my sandwich and get out of here
is that what you call
cookie a sandwich no I'm I'm at like if I'm at a bagel place and they're like I'm
a dom daddy top
and like a little bit like can we just go back to secrets