Name: Adam Sends A Selfie To Ben Shapiro
Uploaded: 2025-10-09T17:01:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Sends A Selfie To Ben Shapiro' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Sends A Selfie To Ben Shapiro' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-09. Transcript available.

I'm kind of swarthy, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you're not swarthy.
You, you, you, you like to, like, you play a, you play a, I'm exotic, yeah.
So that's, is that your, like, you're, that's your wheelhouse at the Daily Wire?
You're the I-Trally?
I'm, I'm the, the diversity hire, yeah.
It is kind of like, it's kind of like Barstool Sports, right?
Like, you guys, like, what's that?
I've never heard that comparison, yeah.
Well, it's just like, it's like, you guys have all the talent.
I was looking at the roster.
You have everyone except for Candace.
We had Candace for all that.
Oh, you had Candace.
And then you don't have, like, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You don't have that guy.
No, we don't.
We should be hiring him.
Get him to the Greek?
I, I don't, yeah.
What is his name?
He sits there and he's not wearing, like, shoes.
He's, like, doing yoga and he's, like, wokeness is a desire.
Oh, oh, Russell Brandt.
Russell Brandt, yeah.
Russell Brandt, that's true.
What happened to that guy?
He, I thought he was going to convert.
I heard he was considering.
Or he, maybe he might have been baptized.
He was baptized and he was praying the rosary, but I don't know that he became
Catholic.
Okay, so wait.
Let's, let's back up a bit, right?
So you went to Yale.
You went to L.A. to become an actor?
Yeah, well, New York a little bit and then I went to L.A.
Yeah, yeah.
I saw a reel of some of your, some of your work.
Did it suck?
Did you, were you repped in L.A.?
I was repped, yeah, and in New York also.
Who were you with?
I was with DDO Artists, which was a smaller.
That sounds pedophilic.
What, what is DDO Artists?
I, they, what did it stand for?
Dorothy Dayotis, I think.
Oh, he was getting turned out.
Left and right.
No one can hear you scream from the Hollywood Hills, you know that?
No, no, that was, those were my reps in New York.
But then I came out.
These guys?
Him?
No, not, no, not those guys.
You're in talent?
Yeah, yeah.
They, who, who you got on your roster?
Did you ever get invited to a Freak Off when you were a young actor?
Not, not once, though I, uh.
David Geffen never invited you to a pool party?
No, I never made it that far.
I don't know, I only did the low budget movies and the off, off Broadway plays,
you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I never got far enough to go to a Freak Off.
Oh, man.
It would be an honor.
I would, you know.
Hey, hi, hello, sir.
Hi, nice to meet you.
I was invited to a Freak Off.
Were you?
Yeah, and it turned out that it was only just the Monopoly man.
Rich Uncle Pennybags.
It was just one guy, that's his name?
You know the name of the Monopoly man?
That's his Christian name, yeah.
Rich Uncle Pennybags?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm descended from him, too.
Oh, my God.
Okay, wait, so, so, if you're sitting next to someone on a plane, right, and
they're like,
what do you do?
Yeah.
Right?
So, it's like dicey, because people, like, are, like, want to, want to scrap
these days.
They do.
What do you say to, like, some, like, let's imagine I'm, like, the, like, a Jew,
the most Jewish,
like, 65-year-old woman.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So, I could go any direction on you.
Yes.
What would you say?
So, what do you do for a living?
Ma'am, can I offer you a hanging?
What do you do for a living?
I work in media.
I work in media.
What?
Oh, so, you're Jewish.
What do you do?
What do you, like, what do you do in media?
I, oh, it's online media.
It's kind of new media.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Oh, I, um...
I'm old.
You're on Facebook?
Yeah, I do.
I am.
I'm on Facebook and MySpace and Zanga, and I, you know, a little bit with the
news, a little
culture.
It's a little theology and philosophy, yeah.
Theology and philosophy.
Yeah, a little touch of that.
You do podcasting?
I do a podcast, but everyone does.
Every white man under 70 has a podcast.
Is that right?
Yes, it's by federal law, I think.
Yeah, every one of them.
Zach doesn't have a podcast.
You don't have a podcast?
He's a band, dude.
Are you a white millennial man?
You are?
Okay, wow.
He's Jewish.
Yeah, I mean, it kind of cuts both ways.
In America, it's white.
Yeah.
Wow.
We have to rectify that wrong.
We've got to get him a podcast.
Oh, I thought you meant to take white away.
Take his whiteness away.
Your card's revoked.
So, how'd you link up with the goat?
How'd you meet the goat?
With Mr. Shapiro.
Yeah, yeah, Mr. Shapiro.
Well, it was this lovely, elderly Jewish woman on the airplane.
She's like, I have a son.
Are you in podcast?
You have to meet him.
Let me show you some pictures of Benjamin.
Ma'am, why are you screaming?
The air marshal's coming.
So, I met them because I knew Drew Klavan.
I worked with Drew Klavan, whose son I went to school with.
I directed him in opera and stuff.
And I worked in politics and a little bit in show business.
And so, I connected with them.
And there was this group in Hollywood of conservatives who worked in all sorts
of different parts of entertainment.
Hollywood conservatives.
James Woods?
James Woods, yeah.
He was one of them.
Who else?
He was in there.
John Voight, of course.
John Voight.
He was famous.
Many secretive people who don't want their names revealed.
Is it like homosexuals in the 50s?
Yes, it was.
Are they also a confirmed bachelor?
That's what being a Hollywood conservative is?
Yeah, it was called Friends of Abe, like Friends of Dorothy.
Like you were a gay guy in the 50s.
That's actually where we got Abe Lincoln.
Oh, I thought you meant like Friends, it sounds like Jew, Abraham.
Right, yeah.
Well, they're all Jews, obviously, also.
That's disgusting.
That kind of vile anti-Semitism will not be tolerant.
It's like, also, like, conserving, like, American culture is like, it kind of
is, you know,
the WAPs, the us, and then, and cool black people that gave them the...
The culture, yeah, yeah.
We brought spaghetti, the mafia, yeah.
No, no, I mean, the Metagon, like, what movies have they made?
These Metagon, yeah, they, hmm.
I mean, look, they inspired, the real Wasps inspired a great cigar company that...
There's nothing.
Is that Goodfellas?
Is that Casino?
Yeah, no, listen, man.
Is that, is that freaking, is that freaking Tutti Frutti?
I'm just saying, like, what's one song that Metagon have made?
We made the Christmas songs.
We made the Christmas songs.
We wrote Jewish, Irving Berlin wrote, like, yeah.
Yes, all the Christmas songs.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
I love it.
It's like, hey, name me a black hip-hop artist.
Little Richard.
Little Tutti Frutti.
That's the one.
That's the one.
He's not a hip-hop artist.
No, he's not.
He was a homosexual piano player that inspired everyone.
Yeah.
He was incredible.
You know Tutti Frutti's original lyric was, Big Booty?
No, it wasn't.
It's a song about anal sex.
I swear to God.
No, no, that's a true thing.
Like, Tutti Frutti, Big Booty.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
Big Booty.
Wow.
I'm not even making that up.
I want a fact check on that.
Is there a garage?
Yeah, we'll do a Daily Wire fact check.
We'll see if it's really a song about gay sex.
Actually, the idea.
Wait, so you, through Clavin, you met Ben?
Yeah, I met Ben, had dinner early on when I moved to LA with Ben.
And Ben was kind of known at the time.
Like, he'd been on.
Where did you have dinner?
Kosher restaurant or at the house?
Yeah, it was at Clavin's house.
At Clavin's house.
Yeah, we had nice bacon-wrapped scallops.
Is Clavin kosher?
No, no.
Ben's kosher, though.
Ben's kosher.
Yeah, yeah.
So how do you eat?
We didn't let him eat.
No, it's just water.
He said that he had water?
No, I don't know.
He ate some.
Maybe we might have ordered in kosher or something for it.
Yeah, kosher Chinese.
Yeah.
Shalom.
I think all Chinese is kosher, isn't it?
No, no, no.
No, no.
Mushu pork is fine.
Does Ben used to live in L.A.?
Pico Robertson?
He grew up in L.A., yeah.
Pico Robertson?
Yeah, I think so.
No, that or the Valley.
He was living in the Valley by the end of it, but he might have grown up in Pico
Robertson.
What's it?
So where are you based?
You're based in...
In Nashville.
In Nashville.
And Ben's in Miami?
Ben is, yeah, the promised land of Boca Raton.
Oh, my God.
He said there were only about seven Jews in the state of Tennessee, which is an
overestimate.
And so he hightailed it.
He went to Florida.
Tell me about Ben.
Like, tell me about his intelligence and, like, what?
As a leader.
That guy's never read a book.
He doesn't like...
What does he know?
Would he like me?
He...
He...
Hmm.
We've only spent about ten minutes together.
I can't come to a conclusion.
So the answer is no?
I don't know.
I just don't know.
Can you say that?
You don't like B.B.
I mean, that might be a knock against you.
But I don't know.
That doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.
You might be a good guy.
I just don't know.
I don't know.
He could like me as a guy.
He could.
I don't know.
I mean, you've got a nice jacket.
More important than just a new guy that you're talking...
You know?
Yeah, but I mean, well, what if you came out...
What if I said that Ben is...
I like Ben.
I like...
Do you like Ben?
I like watching Ben.
Do you?
Do you?
Yeah.
Are you a Shapiro head?
I find it entertaining.
Not in, like, an LOL way.
I just like the way he works.
Yes.
I like the way he works.
The fact that he...
I like to see the boy do work.
Yeah.
You like...
You say, cook.
Let Ben cook.
Yeah.
Ben, because Ben doesn't care about making friends ever, he...
He has no friends.
He actually has friends, as I've tried to.
He once said to me, he goes, I don't have any friends.
I was like, what am I?
He said that you're not his friend?
He implied it.
He heavily implied it.
Did you tell him that?
I'm actually...
I'm friends with...
You're my friend.
Yeah, we're friends.
And what was his response?
He said, I don't know.
Some people are family people.
Some people are friends people.
I'm a family guy.
Could you send Ben, like a...
Just send Ben a picture of me right now.
I'll send a picture right now.
Let's see.
Yeah, yeah.
Say...
Just tell him I say what...
You're going to send Ben that pic?
I'm sending it right now.
I'm going to text it to him right now.
Wait, can I see the pic?
Yeah.
Do I look cool?
Yeah, it looks good.
It's kind of foggy.
I don't know what I've got.
It's kind of blurry.
You have, like, skin, like, oil on your camera.
I do.
Oh, you are a proper Italian.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I'm producing olive oil.
You get...
Yeah, you get...
Adam Friedland.
Adam Friedland.
He says, uh...
He says, Shana Tova.
You have a picture from the show.
Yeah, yeah.
He says, Shana...
Tova.
Tova.
Yeah, yeah.
Gesundheit.
And I say, next year in Jerusalem.
Next year in Jerusalem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, so let's...
So, are you, like, you...
Are you the Seth Meyers?
The Seth Meyers?
That's very offensive, thank you very much.
No, no, no, no.
I'm the Marlon Brando.
No, I'm saying, are you, like, the Conan to his Leno?
I...
I guess, in a way.
Are you the number two bull in the stable?
Yeah, I...
Man, could I be the...
What could I be the...
I don't know.
I'm just saying...
Dick Cavett to his...
Ben's the top dog.
Ben's the guy.
He's the top dog.
Okay, so then, but I don't know, are you, you conceive of yourself as the...
No, in a way, because we do different things, and the thing about The Daily
Wire, also with
Matt and other people we've had, we do all disagree on a lot of the...
I mean, you know...
About what?
Oh, goodness.
Who's the worst minority?
Yeah, we...
All of them.
We actually agree on that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we disagree on...
You know, there are a lot of different ways to come at the conservative view.
Yeah.
And Ben is a little more libertarian, generally.
I'm a little more traditionalist.
You're Catholic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you started out as an atheist?
Yes.
Well, I was a cradle Catholic, fell away at my confirmation.
I was an atheist for 10 years.
Cradle Catholic is a little...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, we baptize infants, which I think is a good thing.
You try to baptize Ben?
I've never tried.
I've threatened it.
I thought you said...
Every so often.
There was a...
You tried to do a prank where you...
Would you have a Dixie cup of water?
No, one time...
I was boring Ben by talking about religion and, like, sacramental, incarnational
theology,
and I could tell I was boring him a lot.
And so I was like, fine, fine, fine.
All right, I'll knock it off.
I was like, but...
And we were on an airplane.
I said, if the plane gets shaky, it's just to be safe.
So he goes to heaven.
That would be an act of charity, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he took it that way.
Honestly, can I get Ben's number?
Because I have a good counterprank.
Imagine you show up for a meeting, right?
You guys, you have, like, you know, freaking, you know, you have Emperor Palpatine,
Miriam Adelson.
You got the whole squad here, right?
Yeah, that's our board of directors.
Yeah, yeah, you got the whole squad, and then he's got a moil there, and he's
like, it's your turn.
It's your turn.

Adam Sends A Selfie To Ben Shapiro

I'm kind of swarthy, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you're not swarthy.
You, you, you, you like to, like, you play a, you play a, I'm exotic, yeah.
So that's, is that your, like, you're, that's your wheelhouse at the Daily Wire?
You're the I-Trally?
I'm, I'm the, the diversity hire, yeah.
It is kind of like, it's kind of like Barstool Sports, right?
Like, you guys, like, what's that?
I've never heard that comparison, yeah.
Well, it's just like, it's like, you guys have all the talent.
I was looking at the roster.
You have everyone except for Candace.
We had Candace for all that.
Oh, you had Candace.
And then you don't have, like, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You don't have that guy.
No, we don't.
We should be hiring him.
Get him to the Greek?
I, I don't, yeah.
What is his name?
He sits there and he's not wearing, like, shoes.
He's, like, doing yoga and he's, like, wokeness is a desire.
Oh, oh, Russell Brandt.
Russell Brandt, yeah.
Russell Brandt, that's true.
What happened to that guy?
He, I thought he was going to convert.
I heard he was considering.
Or he, maybe he might have been baptized.
He was baptized and he was praying the rosary, but I don't know that he became
Catholic.
Okay, so wait.
Let's, let's back up a bit, right?
So you went to Yale.
You went to L.A. to become an actor?
Yeah, well, New York a little bit and then I went to L.A.
Yeah, yeah.
I saw a reel of some of your, some of your work.
Did it suck?
Did you, were you repped in L.A.?
I was repped, yeah, and in New York also.
Who were you with?
I was with DDO Artists, which was a smaller.
That sounds pedophilic.
What, what is DDO Artists?
I, they, what did it stand for?
Dorothy Dayotis, I think.
Oh, he was getting turned out.
Left and right.
No one can hear you scream from the Hollywood Hills, you know that?
No, no, that was, those were my reps in New York.
But then I came out.
These guys?
Him?
No, not, no, not those guys.
You're in talent?
Yeah, yeah.
They, who, who you got on your roster?
Did you ever get invited to a Freak Off when you were a young actor?
Not, not once, though I, uh.
David Geffen never invited you to a pool party?
No, I never made it that far.
I don't know, I only did the low budget movies and the off, off Broadway plays,
you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I never got far enough to go to a Freak Off.
Oh, man.
It would be an honor.
I would, you know.
Hey, hi, hello, sir.
Hi, nice to meet you.
I was invited to a Freak Off.
Were you?
Yeah, and it turned out that it was only just the Monopoly man.
Rich Uncle Pennybags.
It was just one guy, that's his name?
You know the name of the Monopoly man?
That's his Christian name, yeah.
Rich Uncle Pennybags?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm descended from him, too.
Oh, my God.
Okay, wait, so, so, if you're sitting next to someone on a plane, right, and
they're like,
what do you do?
Yeah.
Right?
So, it's like dicey, because people, like, are, like, want to, want to scrap
these days.
They do.
What do you say to, like, some, like, let's imagine I'm, like, the, like, a Jew,
the most Jewish,
like, 65-year-old woman.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So, I could go any direction on you.
Yes.
What would you say?
So, what do you do for a living?
Ma'am, can I offer you a hanging?
What do you do for a living?
I work in media.
I work in media.
What?
Oh, so, you're Jewish.
What do you do?
What do you, like, what do you do in media?
I, oh, it's online media.
It's kind of new media.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Oh, I, um...
I'm old.
You're on Facebook?
Yeah, I do.
I am.
I'm on Facebook and MySpace and Zanga, and I, you know, a little bit with the
news, a little
culture.
It's a little theology and philosophy, yeah.
Theology and philosophy.
Yeah, a little touch of that.
You do podcasting?
I do a podcast, but everyone does.
Every white man under 70 has a podcast.
Is that right?
Yes, it's by federal law, I think.
Yeah, every one of them.
Zach doesn't have a podcast.
You don't have a podcast?
He's a band, dude.
Are you a white millennial man?
You are?
Okay, wow.
He's Jewish.
Yeah, I mean, it kind of cuts both ways.
In America, it's white.
Yeah.
Wow.
We have to rectify that wrong.
We've got to get him a podcast.
Oh, I thought you meant to take white away.
Take his whiteness away.
Your card's revoked.
So, how'd you link up with the goat?
How'd you meet the goat?
With Mr. Shapiro.
Yeah, yeah, Mr. Shapiro.
Well, it was this lovely, elderly Jewish woman on the airplane.
She's like, I have a son.
Are you in podcast?
You have to meet him.
Let me show you some pictures of Benjamin.
Ma'am, why are you screaming?
The air marshal's coming.
So, I met them because I knew Drew Klavan.
I worked with Drew Klavan, whose son I went to school with.
I directed him in opera and stuff.
And I worked in politics and a little bit in show business.
And so, I connected with them.
And there was this group in Hollywood of conservatives who worked in all sorts
of different parts of entertainment.
Hollywood conservatives.
James Woods?
James Woods, yeah.
He was one of them.
Who else?
He was in there.
John Voight, of course.
John Voight.
He was famous.
Many secretive people who don't want their names revealed.
Is it like homosexuals in the 50s?
Yes, it was.
Are they also a confirmed bachelor?
That's what being a Hollywood conservative is?
Yeah, it was called Friends of Abe, like Friends of Dorothy.
Like you were a gay guy in the 50s.
That's actually where we got Abe Lincoln.
Oh, I thought you meant like Friends, it sounds like Jew, Abraham.
Right, yeah.
Well, they're all Jews, obviously, also.
That's disgusting.
That kind of vile anti-Semitism will not be tolerant.
It's like, also, like, conserving, like, American culture is like, it kind of
is, you know,
the WAPs, the us, and then, and cool black people that gave them the...
The culture, yeah, yeah.
We brought spaghetti, the mafia, yeah.
No, no, I mean, the Metagon, like, what movies have they made?
These Metagon, yeah, they, hmm.
I mean, look, they inspired, the real Wasps inspired a great cigar company that...
There's nothing.
Is that Goodfellas?
Is that Casino?
Yeah, no, listen, man.
Is that, is that freaking, is that freaking Tutti Frutti?
I'm just saying, like, what's one song that Metagon have made?
We made the Christmas songs.
We made the Christmas songs.
We wrote Jewish, Irving Berlin wrote, like, yeah.
Yes, all the Christmas songs.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
I love it.
It's like, hey, name me a black hip-hop artist.
Little Richard.
Little Tutti Frutti.
That's the one.
That's the one.
He's not a hip-hop artist.
No, he's not.
He was a homosexual piano player that inspired everyone.
Yeah.
He was incredible.
You know Tutti Frutti's original lyric was, Big Booty?
No, it wasn't.
It's a song about anal sex.
I swear to God.
No, no, that's a true thing.
Like, Tutti Frutti, Big Booty.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
Big Booty.
Wow.
I'm not even making that up.
I want a fact check on that.
Is there a garage?
Yeah, we'll do a Daily Wire fact check.
We'll see if it's really a song about gay sex.
Actually, the idea.
Wait, so you, through Clavin, you met Ben?
Yeah, I met Ben, had dinner early on when I moved to LA with Ben.
And Ben was kind of known at the time.
Like, he'd been on.
Where did you have dinner?
Kosher restaurant or at the house?
Yeah, it was at Clavin's house.
At Clavin's house.
Yeah, we had nice bacon-wrapped scallops.
Is Clavin kosher?
No, no.
Ben's kosher, though.
Ben's kosher.
Yeah, yeah.
So how do you eat?
We didn't let him eat.
No, it's just water.
He said that he had water?
No, I don't know.
He ate some.
Maybe we might have ordered in kosher or something for it.
Yeah, kosher Chinese.
Yeah.
Shalom.
I think all Chinese is kosher, isn't it?
No, no, no.
No, no.
Mushu pork is fine.
Does Ben used to live in L.A.?
Pico Robertson?
He grew up in L.A., yeah.
Pico Robertson?
Yeah, I think so.
No, that or the Valley.
He was living in the Valley by the end of it, but he might have grown up in Pico
Robertson.
What's it?
So where are you based?
You're based in...
In Nashville.
In Nashville.
And Ben's in Miami?
Ben is, yeah, the promised land of Boca Raton.
Oh, my God.
He said there were only about seven Jews in the state of Tennessee, which is an
overestimate.
And so he hightailed it.
He went to Florida.
Tell me about Ben.
Like, tell me about his intelligence and, like, what?
As a leader.
That guy's never read a book.
He doesn't like...
What does he know?
Would he like me?
He...
He...
Hmm.
We've only spent about ten minutes together.
I can't come to a conclusion.
So the answer is no?
I don't know.
I just don't know.
Can you say that?
You don't like B.B.
I mean, that might be a knock against you.
But I don't know.
That doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.
You might be a good guy.
I just don't know.
I don't know.
He could like me as a guy.
He could.
I don't know.
I mean, you've got a nice jacket.
More important than just a new guy that you're talking...
You know?
Yeah, but I mean, well, what if you came out...
What if I said that Ben is...
I like Ben.
I like...
Do you like Ben?
I like watching Ben.
Do you?
Do you?
Yeah.
Are you a Shapiro head?
I find it entertaining.
Not in, like, an LOL way.
I just like the way he works.
Yes.
I like the way he works.
The fact that he...
I like to see the boy do work.
Yeah.
You like...
You say, cook.
Let Ben cook.
Yeah.
Ben, because Ben doesn't care about making friends ever, he...
He has no friends.
He actually has friends, as I've tried to.
He once said to me, he goes, I don't have any friends.
I was like, what am I?
He said that you're not his friend?
He implied it.
He heavily implied it.
Did you tell him that?
I'm actually...
I'm friends with...
You're my friend.
Yeah, we're friends.
And what was his response?
He said, I don't know.
Some people are family people.
Some people are friends people.
I'm a family guy.
Could you send Ben, like a...
Just send Ben a picture of me right now.
I'll send a picture right now.
Let's see.
Yeah, yeah.
Say...
Just tell him I say what...
You're going to send Ben that pic?
I'm sending it right now.
I'm going to text it to him right now.
Wait, can I see the pic?
Yeah.
Do I look cool?
Yeah, it looks good.
It's kind of foggy.
I don't know what I've got.
It's kind of blurry.
You have, like, skin, like, oil on your camera.
I do.
Oh, you are a proper Italian.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I'm producing olive oil.
You get...
Yeah, you get...
Adam Friedland.
Adam Friedland.
He says, uh...
He says, Shana Tova.
You have a picture from the show.
Yeah, yeah.
He says, Shana...
Tova.
Tova.
Yeah, yeah.
Gesundheit.
And I say, next year in Jerusalem.
Next year in Jerusalem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, so let's...
So, are you, like, you...
Are you the Seth Meyers?
The Seth Meyers?
That's very offensive, thank you very much.
No, no, no, no.
I'm the Marlon Brando.
No, I'm saying, are you, like, the Conan to his Leno?
I...
I guess, in a way.
Are you the number two bull in the stable?
Yeah, I...
Man, could I be the...
What could I be the...
I don't know.
I'm just saying...
Dick Cavett to his...
Ben's the top dog.
Ben's the guy.
He's the top dog.
Okay, so then, but I don't know, are you, you conceive of yourself as the...
No, in a way, because we do different things, and the thing about The Daily
Wire, also with
Matt and other people we've had, we do all disagree on a lot of the...
I mean, you know...
About what?
Oh, goodness.
Who's the worst minority?
Yeah, we...
All of them.
We actually agree on that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we disagree on...
You know, there are a lot of different ways to come at the conservative view.
Yeah.
And Ben is a little more libertarian, generally.
I'm a little more traditionalist.
You're Catholic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you started out as an atheist?
Yes.
Well, I was a cradle Catholic, fell away at my confirmation.
I was an atheist for 10 years.
Cradle Catholic is a little...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, we baptize infants, which I think is a good thing.
You try to baptize Ben?
I've never tried.
I've threatened it.
I thought you said...
Every so often