Name: Adam's Obama Biopic
Uploaded: 2025-10-16T13:01:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam's Obama Biopic' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam's Obama Biopic' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-16. Transcript available.

you have a whole staff here and nobody's saying anything but i do need my
glasses i'm going to read
there you go all right do you want to do a person from hulu from uh is here how
am i doing is this
okay am i representing at some point only murders would be great oh shut up
with the economics
and the and the corporation and trying to sell sell sell sell sell sell sell
sell sell how about
just two people talking just be alive just living so we're working on this
project called the audacity
of hope that's nice title i like that it's the barack obama biopic so this is a
scene from his youth
so um would you like to play the role of apua rothstein he's kind of the bad
guy yeah yeah
and i'll play the role of uh obama okay i am really reading this okay the cold
so i may ask
for another take i have now we have a lot of pages we got five pages listen
dude you can go as long as
you want there's a lot of stage directions i will not be doing an accent i'm
not doing an accent either
i'm doing obama are you ready yeah i didn't think you'd show obama here i am apua
you're going down
i wouldn't be too sure say didn't your surfboard mysteriously disappear the
other day malik obama
walks up barack obama puts his arm around him not so fast rothstein he's got a
board malik obama
hands barack an all-black surfboard oh yeah yeah yeah it looks great where'd
you get that old
hunk of junk obama malik where did you get this you didn't build that malik
this is a ceremonial
surfboard passed down from our great-great-grandfather the brave chief of our
family's village it's an
entirely made out of african wood it's from his kenyan side it's a magic surfboard
okay hey man
obama hey man thanks okay now now it's uh let me be clear if i win today the
youth center stays open
but if you win you and your greedy family can tear it down and build your synagogues
how about we up the
stakes huh if i win i get the youth center and your little girlfriend michelle
come on rothstein
she's a human being can you play michelle also i can speak for myself barack i'll
do it okay
then it's you apua then we have ourselves a deal let's see on the water okay
okay okay so now we're
on the is a horrible scene wait so this is no this is a i don't know if you've
read obama's uh biography
i haven't he was in a surf competition a big wave surf competition to save the
youth center as a kid
no kidding yeah yeah so now so now we're uh we're on the water um okay there's
150 foot wave coming
right yeah and you will be playing the role of george okay all right now hold
on is it a two-person
scene and whenever you do your line do not mention who you are just be who you
are i'm oh this is
great okay okay you ready yeah hey obama oh great it's the angel of death am i
dead no son i'm george
washington the first president of these great united states of america it's
pretty good who lose
here what do you think of this okay so george washington what are you doing
here i saw you from
heaven looks like you'd use a little advice i suppose i could george washington
if i surf this wave
it would be the largest in recorded human history and if i wipe out i will
surely pass away
and apua rasin is going to fuck my girlfriend and turn the community center
into some court
some kind of jewish church listen son you know that picture of me crossing the
delaware river
yeah why oh you ever notice what i'm doing with my feet no i've been too busy
smoking crack cocaine
with gay prostitutes and and the chum gang it's in the book
son i was the president of the united states you think i don't know what it's
like to smoke crack
with gay prostitutes that grow up we did all that shit except for millard fillmore
fucking pussy anyway in the picture i'm sitting on the front of the boat with
my ten toes
hanging off it i will call it hanging ten hanging that's right hanging ten
why don't you give it a try i can't do it george i just can't listen obama
sometimes
sometimes you gotta have hope the audacity of hope pretty good okay so obama
surfs the big wave
we really are oh we're going yeah yeah okay so then yeah but i have all the
lines the last scene okay
why don't i play obama and you no no the last scene you're gonna be playing
because george comes
back the ghost of george so so imagine this is kind of like an homage to star
wars so they're all
getting the medals and stuff like that and but then the ghosts are in the back
right okay so you so
i couldn't have done this without our great-grandfather's magical african surfboard
then malik says
what i just bought that piece of shit at home depot obama the real magic was
inside of you this whole
time okay yeah and then i walk away i see the ghost of george washington hello
george hey obama
listen i just have one more thing to say i lied earlier what yeah i wasn't
watching you from heaven
i was watching you from hell and watching you do that surfing made me realize
something
i'd like to apologize for slavery i don't want to do it it was wrong but i got
bullied into it all
of my friends you know so i hope you can forgive me that means a lot george and
i do forgive you
bye as obama says this george washington's soul is finally allowed to enter the
kingdom of heaven
bye george bye obama and that's uh this is this is fantastic and we got a lot
more where that comes
from that's going to be edited out easily but there and there's a hell of a lot
more when that where
that comes from why are you are you continuing or is that just one scene will
you write the whole
screenplay i'm thinking maybe you hit up hulu's here yeah maybe we hit up the
guys make decisions
we hit up the guys at casamigos and then we hit up maybe uh what are you
thinking spielberg i mean
he did link him i have a i have a question like um i've asked other character
actors
this before there's like have you seen paris texas ages and ages ago so harry
dean stanley was this
like legendary character actor and it was it was his one starring vehicle and
it was like legendary
like do you do you do you aspire for your own paris texas one day is that is
that something that
you have in your mind or are you like i'm a team player i'm like uh i like
being on the squad it's
a really good question thank you whenever i do a play i always do the leading
role because the economic
consequences are not as great in a play if you do a movie or a tv show you know
people have to run
to see you because you're you know and i can't generate that but in a play like
you know how did
i do it plays at bay street theater out in sag harbor maybe they'll come see
the guy who's on
television richard kind and they know me out there and they like me and there's
you know so i'll always
do a leading role do i ever wish for that i've had it a few times actually but
they're not in big movies
because big movies they can't afford to have me big movies cost a lot of money
here's what i'll tell you
about george clooney when george clooney says yes to a movie an industry opens
you got hotels and dry
cleaners and restaurants and um a lot of people working you have big sets a lot
of people are working
plus when it comes out stocks for the company that made the movie will rise and
fall so a lot of people
are impacted financially when i do the lead in a movie it's five hundred
thousand dollar movie it's
eight hundred thousand dollars if you're lucky and i get to do and i don't get
paid much and i get to be
the star and nobody sees it nobody well we can we can get nobody nobody sees it
i did i did a movie
what if it's really what if you did a switcheroo like george books ocean oh 14
and then you show up
adam shut the fuck up i'm giving you honest stuff here i'm thinking this is
gold i'm giving you
and in fact i'm going out to montauk to do a movie from october 21st till november
25th and i am the
lead in a movie what's the picture what is it i don't it's called blueberry
cafe and you'll never see
it i will i'm hawking it already i don't know if it's going to be any good i i
don't know where you'll
get to see it who knows if it'll get distributed hopefully on hulu worth it
right hulu come on
blueberry cafe i'm selling this thing and it hasn't even been made i don't what
is wrong with you
people i don't understand hulu anymore i don't ever since disney and i'm not
going to get into yeah
yeah i agree i'm not gonna get i have to like ever since i love the good folks
at disney they've always
given me work yeah okay what if it said like on the like you know billboard
yeah hollywood boulevard
big billboard blueberry cafe cafe richard kind full frontal nudity
that'll keep them away yeah yeah dear god don't make me
how much are they paying me to go see this and then there's a pull quote it
says and you won't be
disappointed okay are you enjoying this i'm having such a good time i'm glad
Thank you.