Name: Adam's Girlfriend Crashes The Interview
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam's Girlfriend Crashes The Interview' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-08. Transcript available.

Do you know how many chickens have been eaten since you started your show?
We did the math here.
We crunched the numbers.
Really?
Yeah.
But then you'd have to know how many...
In the world?
Chickens.
Since I've started...
Oh, in the world?
Uh-huh.
Pop quiz.
Honestly, I'm going to say like a billion.
Not even close.
Not even close?
More than a billion?
Yes.
More than a billion?
Yeah.
Ten billion?
Not even close.
Go on.
Ninety-three billion chickens.
Ninety-three billion?
Yeah.
Do you feel like...
Are you a vegetarian?
No.
Oh, okay.
No.
We have a chart here, actually.
Oh, sorry.
We have a chart of...
These are the chickens eaten per year.
2014 to 2025.
So this is two years into your show.
In 2016, there were zero chickens eaten in the world.
What?
Zero?
Zero.
Yeah.
And now...
Yeah.
Now, at this point, the last 11 years have been ninety...
Ninety-three billion.
Wow.
And it's all because of me.
I think maybe.
I think so.
You are kind of a chicken influencer.
I am.
I saw...
I saw a really cool video, though.
Okay.
I was thinking of a...
I think that maybe you could, for your show...
I think it kind of relates to, like, what you do.
And I just want to...
You know, I'm new to, like, YouTube and stuff.
So people do reaction.
Oh, I'm reacting to this.
Yeah, so you could...
I just like you to react to...
To this video.
Is it gonna...
Is it chickens being killed?
I don't know.
It is.
It's baby chickens being murdered.
That's not how they make chicken nuggets.
I thought it reminded me of your show.
No, no, no.
You know?
No, the end is good.
Oh.
All right.
Oh, that was the end.
That was disgusting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you think...
Would you show Billie Eilish that next time she comes to the show?
She's vegan.
Do you know that?
She's vegan.
She's vegan.
Did you know that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you think...
Would you show Billie Eilish that next time she comes to the show?
She's vegan.
Do you know that?
She's vegan.
What happens when someone's vegan on the show?
They eat chips.
They eat chips.
Yeah, they eat chips.
You don't say, like, fucking...
Stop being...
Man up.
Stop being a freaking...
Loser.
No, snob.
Okay.
I would say snob.
No, they can eat chips.
They can eat chips?
Yeah.
Really?
What if someone's kosher?
They can eat chips.
Have you had a kosher person on the show?
I think they can actually eat...
Is kosher the same as halal?
I think...
I would hope that one day...
Isn't that beautiful?
That is actually so beautiful.
Isn't it so nice?
That is actually beautiful.
I would just hope that...
That's really nice.
One day they could just...
Do...
Have it be the same.
I agree.
So yes.
I think yes is the answer.
What is it about...
In your estimation...
What makes the show so popular?
Me.
What do people like about it?
Me.
You.
They want to see you get laid.
Yeah.
I think it is.
They never do.
I feel like people like...
Watching the interaction.
I don't even necessarily think it's like...
To do with the actual person themselves.
They don't have to be like...
The most famous person in the world.
Or...
They don't...
They can be a complete unknown.
Or whatever.
It's like you're watching...
The interaction between me...
And the guest.
Like the chemistry.
I think people like that it's a date.
Yeah.
And I feel like you often get...
A side to someone you haven't seen before.
Through...
Sexy side.
Or Matt.
Well not a sexy side.
Like just...
Do you think that...
Like you're like a...
People like an avatar.
Like what...
Percentage of your audience is male versus female?
So...
It used to be way more male.
And now...
Yeah.
Because I think because...
The internet.
The internet.
Yes.
And...
They can't even figure out computers.
Who?
The...
Men.
Girls.
Oh girls.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
And now it's more kind of 50/50.
Did you say I'm not in the camera?
I'm not kidding.
No buttons.
Uh...
Yeah.
Because what I would imagine is that a girl is like...
You're like an avatar for them.
Like they're on a date with like...
A hunk.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like...
And they're like I hope she gets it.
And then...
It's like...
It's like they're getting it.
But you even said you felt like that.
Yeah.
I was like...
It's just like...
I want to see what happens next.
Same.
Has something happened next?
No.
No.
Be real.
People like authenticity.
I'm being authentic.
I'm being authentic.
You've never...
I'm being more authentic than you.
You've never gotten your back blown out after the...
I'm sorry.
That was rude of me to say.
You have though.
You should.
Why not?
No one texts me afterwards.
Spider-Man wanted you.
No.
No.
Jack Harlow was like...
He was like...
Jack Harlow.
If you have interviewed him, you should.
I would love to interview him.
We're kind of the same guy.
You kind of...
A little bit.
Okay, relax.
What do you mean?
Relax.
Me and Jack Harlow a little bit.
We have the same vibe.
We're like...
Maybe you have the same like...
We're swagged out white boys.
Yeah.
What?
So tell me more about the Jack Harlow date.
Why...
Why you fumbled the bag on that one.
Well, I felt like...
I didn't...
He told...
He said he likes brunettes.
That doesn't mean anything.
That's a neg.
Yes, it does.
Come on.
Can I give you some...
Can I just be on set and just be like...
Gone.
Like...
That's an opening.
That's not a...
That's a neg.
I...
That's a soft neg too.
He's not even like...
You stink.
He's like...
I...
I prefer brunettes.
And it...
I don't know why...
I don't know why they...
No one text me back.
He was licking his lips.
He was.
Man...
It was sexy.
Maybe they...
Maybe they think it's just a show.
And it's not a date.
Maybe they think it's...
No, but they're like actually buying...
Sorry.
Oh my god.
Seventeen.
It looks quite long.
Is it longer?
I didn't measure it or anything.
Is it?
Doesn't it though?
Oh boys.
They got your invoices.
You got paid.
Congratulations.
Whatever dude.
Uh...
What's up?
What?
Hello?
Hello.
Hey.
What?
Was that your sister?
Was that...
No.
No, it was your sister.
Was it your sister?
No, give me a second.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
What time is it right now?
Two.
So we have 30 minutes?
Yeah.
Alright, give me two minutes.
Okay, bye.
No, I'm sorry.
It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.
What?
What's up?
What's up?
What the fuck?
It's not...
I'm not doing a date though.
I know what the fuck I saw.
What are you talking about?
I'm at work right now.
That's the fuck...
That's...
The chicken.
Angelica Chicken.
I know, I know.
No, Amelia Bedelia.
Whatever.
Yeah.
But please, I'm like working right now.
And I've been calling you all day.
You know, you have like no respect for the living thing.
I don't care.
You don't have respect for me.
What the fuck?
No, this is like really embarrassing.
I'm eating this nervously.
You brought...
Let me smell your breath.
Let me smell your breath.
No.
Stop it.
Stop it.
You were eating her out in front of all of those people.
Her pussy doesn't taste like a chicken.
It's ridiculous.
You're being funny.
You're being that funny.
Can I have the...
You brought a cupcake?
How the fuck would you deserve one of these?
I told you how to interview her.
What do you think they're arguing about?
That's disgusting.
Oh my god.
Shut up.
I'm gonna start hitting myself.
It's really embarrassing.
I'm hitting myself!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
No!
Baby, baby, baby, baby.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'll call you after.
Can you talk to me now?
No, no.
I can't right now.
We have like a 30-minute series.
What could you possibly be talking about?
Idris Elba?
Can I have the cupcakes?
No, you fucking can't.
For the crew.
No.
No.
Just please.
Just please.
I'm scared.
I have to go back to work.
Literally, I'm successful.
And you have no respect.
You don't realize at all.
I pay for everything.
I pay for these.
I'll call you in like 20 minutes.
Okay, bye.
She brought cupcakes.
Hey.
What is that?
It's baked by Melissa.
I guess it's small cupcakes or something.
Okay.
They're Caleb's favorite.
You want some?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Okay, let's just.
Can we keep going?
Yeah, we have 30 minutes.
30 minutes.
Okay.
So you had a viral episode with Central Sea.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Do you want to take a bit long?
Do you want to take a bit long?
Do you want to take a bit long?
Do you want to take a bit long?
No, we have 30 minutes.
Then you have to go to freaking Seth Meyers.
Yeah.
Because you're more interested in other guys.
No, I'm not.
I actually am not.
Do you want to take a bit long?
Do you want to take a flight?
No, we have 30 minutes.
Then you have to go to freaking Seth Meyers
because you're more interested in other guys.
No, I'm not.
I actually am not.
So you had Central Sea on the show that went viral?
What just happened out there?
We have a picture of your episode with Central Sea.
That's Biddy Einish.
Okay, all right.
So, yeah, well, let's just keep going.
Okay, are you sure?
I'm sure, yeah.
Okay.
It's just crazy.
Like, love is crazy.
Oh, so that was your sister or is it your fiance?
So when was the first time you realized you're famous?
I'm sorry, are you freaked out right now?
No, no, I'm trying to think of when I was famous.
I guess it's the same thing as you
because you're on this fucking show.
You know, if someone sees...
What's happening?
If your partner sees you on a fucking show,
sometimes they just...
Adam, are you...
She doesn't like it when girls come on
because they all fall in love with me.
Your sister doesn't like it when girls come on
because they fall in love with you.
Exactly.
Because she's actually in love with you.
So you had a controversial episode
with radical punk rocker Maddie Healy.
Do you want to talk about that a little bit?
Should we both talk about
a controversial episode with Maddie Healy?
What do you say?
I don't know.
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
Adam, Adam, I actually feel like
we should, like, hug or something.
It's just, you know,
they're your people.
I just feel like there's this energy.
Family is just, like,
they're your people no matter what, you know?
And family is, to me,
the most important thing ever
unless I'm doing an interview.
Yes.
And then family is just
the least important thing ever.
Yeah.