Name: Amelia Dimoldenberg Talks Flirting With Guests
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Amelia Dimoldenberg Talks Flirting With Guests' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-10. Transcript available.

So you dated Elmo from Sesame Street.
Did you know he was three and a half years old at the time?
I did.
Do you think that's a problematic age gap?
No.
I think it's just the problem is the fur, to be honest.
It just gets everywhere.
OK.
We're going to play-- we're going to do a segment.
This is going to be a refresh.
Guys, guys, everyone make some noise.
This is going to-- I think this is going to really
bring the show back.
OK, great.
I'm sorry.
That was really embarrassing.
OK, so I'm going to show you a picture of someone.
And it's just a person you don't know.
And I want to know your type.
Or would you go on a chicken date with this person?
Chicken shot date.
OK.
So first person is this.
This guy.
It's kind of a hunk.
Kind of a hottie.
Is he like an evil man?
I'm not--
Are you going to be like, and it's actually Fidel Castro?
Fidel Castro is cool.
Oh, yeah, he is cool.
He was good at baseball.
And he was-- yeah.
And he invented the euro stuff.
To be fair.
He's so hot, this guy.
This guy is hot.
He's very hot.
This guy is hot.
That is Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
I knew it.
I knew you would do something like this to me.
Would you go on a chicken day with this guy?
Who's that now?
It's-- I--
Go on.
Who is it?
It's a picture of a guy.
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
You're getting another call.
You're getting another call on your iPad.
No, it's a telemarketer.
Take the call on your iPad, because I
want to see the visual of you on the iPad on the phone.
Would you go on a date with this guy?
No.
Do you think he's unattractive or attractive?
I think he is really ugly.
Who is it?
It's the BTK killer.
Oh.
Who's that?
Would you go on a date with this guy?
Someone's calling you again.
Stop it.
I don't know.
Who is calling you on the iPad?
OK, sorry.
I didn't even know iPads could take calls.
Would you-- well, it's-- I don't know.
Would you go on a-- OK.
Is that a giant iPhone?
Let's just get this show back on the road.
Would you go on a date with this guy?
Jimmy Savile.
I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
OK.
So you consider yourself a bit of a hip hop head?
Oh, I can't wait.
Are you going to play songs when I have to guess what song it is?
No.
OK.
I just want to know what your top five MCs are of all time.
Skepta.
And he won't even notice you.
I know.
And he won't even have me on.
He's a fan of this, I think.
I am going to say, have you rapped, Ever?
Number one for me, Blazing Squad.
Blazing Squad?
Yeah.
Go on.
What's their song that they do?
Averick's checkin' in the pool in rain.
No more trouble, mate.
When I was 18, I found out about a British boy band of 17
children who did a cover of the Bone Thugs song.
Is it a cover?
Yeah, it's Bone Thugs in Harmony.
I thought you have a hip hop chicken show.
Oh my god.
I did not know this.
It's 17 teenage children that do a cover of "Crossroads"
by Bone Thugs.
Oh my god, that's a cover.
And then my friends were like, yeah--
Real quick, Amelia, can you move your hair?
Oh, sorry.
Here?
Yeah.
Can you move your hair?
Thomas texted me about--
She went into our all-male workplace,
and now you're talking that way?
I'm sorry.
OK.
Whoa.
It's just family as-- OK.
All right, can I just--
I want to know--
Go on.
Have you ever been hurt on a chicken date?
Well, like physically or emotionally?
Emotionally, I guess.
Not really.
Really.
I've been around the block myself.
I know you have.
Yeah.
I know you've been around the block.
I've been hurt.
A lot of people I went on dates with, I found out they were later trying to
promote some sort
of British rap thing.
Really?
Yeah.
In what way?
I don't know.
OK.
Does that ever happen to you?
Yeah.
It's almost like every time I go on a date, someone's trying to sell their
movie or their song or
something, and it's like, I wish they were just there for me.
You went on a date with Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, a two-man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you aware in the states we call that the devil's three-way?
Yeah.
I just hate her.
Why'd she do that?
Why?
Because you keep, like, making all these--
She knew that I was busy.
You keep making all of these, like--
Why don't you show--
Why don't you show your feet?
You're not being nice to me.
Why don't you show your feet in the episode?
What is this?
Can you--
Why don't we see what's happening under the table?
I want to be friends with you.
Why don't we make a show called Chicken Feet, and it's just the same thing?
It's just the same interview.
Have you ever had a chicken foot?
Because my friend ate one recently, and it came in a little, little plastic
packet.
Uh, was there--
It was a little plastic packet, and it had a chicken foot.
Yeah, yeah.
I think the--
It's a delicacy.
I don't know, delicacy.
It sounds disgusting.
It sounds like a--
Wait, so are we friends now?
Yeah, we are friends.
I think we're friends.
Okay.
But you're also friends with every other one of the interview--
Yeah, because I think it's nice to have some kind of--
We should start a union.
Would you be down to our union?
No, I'm not.
Me, you...
Z-Way?
Z-Way.
Z-Way?
Z-Way?
Sean.
Sean, who's Sean?
Sean Evans, and Caleb.
Who's Sean Evans?
Oh, Captain America?
Yes.
Yeah.
Uh, Shannon Sharp?
Should we let her?
Who else could we have?
Kelly Clarkson?
Kelly Clarkson?
She has a YouTube talk show?
No, but she does have a talk show.
Would you let Bill Maher in the--
I don't know who that is.
You mentioned him earlier.
I don't know who that is.
I gotta show you.
You don't know who Bill Maher is?
No.
Bill Murray.
I know Bill Murray.
Bill Maher?
This guy?
Not really.
Apparently, biggest dick in Hollywood.
Really?
Yeah, like, to the knee, apparently.
Oh.
That's why he talks like that.
Oh, I thought you meant just like a bad person.
Oh, both.
Yeah, both.
In fact, both.
Yeah.
It would be a disability, really.
You'd get-- you could get benefits.
A huge penis?
Yeah, like, it would be a disability.
I have a huge penis friend, and he told me that, like,
he walks a lonely road.
Yeah.
He said, like, sometimes they have to go to the hospital.
Yeah.
It's not good.
And I'm like, I'm s-- that's-- wow.
Medium size is best.
Poor-- poor guy.
He's like, I'll never find love.
Trust me, Adam.
If you had a massive dick, you would hate it.
What do you mean, if?
What do you mean, if?
So you-- you're--
You're saying if.
It's true.
Girls like it when it's not.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've heard that.
Exactly.
So you have nothing-- you have nothing to worry about,
unless it's really tiny.
It's true.
What?
Unless it's really tiny.
No.
No.
Okay.
What are we talking about?
I thought we were talking about chicken.
We are.
I thought we were talking about chicken.
We are.
Do you ever worry that your addiction to fried foods will cause you to die
earlier?
Yes!
Fans obviously have a parasocial relationship to people who get famous online,
right?
Yeah.
There have to be people that are just like, that is my dream, girl.
Yeah, there has to be.
Have you met anyone?
There has to be.
Yeah.
Well, apart from right now?
I just started watching chicken.
Chicken?
What?
And also, you have your thing with Central Sea.
I don't want to get in the middle of it.
Okay.
And also, I--
I'm not interested.
And also, my sister is mad at me right now.
Oh.
I'm not interested either.
Yeah, I know you're a gimmick on your show.
I'm on a date.
I love you.
And then they say, I love you back.
You're not available.
You're not available.
No, you say, I love you.
And then the guy says, I love you.
And then you say, hey, slow down, buster.
And then he sits there and he's like, I'm such a loser.
I'm toxic.
But it is cool that you convince famous people, like, oh, I'm a loser.
I don't think they think I'm a loser.
Do you think they think I'm a loser?
No, the guy always thinks--
No, you, like, you sun famous guys.
Sun?
Uh, uh, dunk.
Dunk.
Come on, come on, help me.
You, uh, pocket?
Pocket.
Put them in my pocket.
Yeah, like a--
Polly pocket.
I don't--
You, um, you, like a--
I don't know.
What is English?
Can you Google English?
Goal.
Goal?
You goal them?
You goal them.
I own them.
You hit a worldy masterclass, tears in my eyes.
What's the most evil offer you've ever gotten?
Evil offer?
Yeah, I'm sure, like, brands come to you or, like, terrible celebrities or
politicians
or something.
Like, what's-- what-- what stands out as just the worst crap you've ever seen
and you're
like, you're like, I would rather kill myself?
To be the face of chicken jerky.
Really?
Did you even know chicken jerky was a thing?
No, but now that you said it, I'm trying to-- I'm trying to have it.
Just hearing you say the words.
Chicken jerky.
You've influenced me.
Apparently, like, beef jerky or something is really popular in America, is this
true?
Why are you looking with that face?
Because I just don't--
Yeah, we do like it.
We do like it.
We don't eat jerky in the UK.
It's a good food.
Jerky.
Yeah, you eat frickin' turtles.
We don't eat-- we don't eat jerky, okay?
You eat poo poo and turtles.
And you guys love your jerky and apparently there's a gap in the market for
chicken jerky.
Wait, how long has it been now?
There's one--
Like, come on.
Like, how long has it been?
From what?
Like, people aren't gonna watch this whole thing.
You have eight more-- we edit the show.
Have you ever been in a pitch meeting where you tell, like, executives
storytelling?
Oh, I love that word.
I'm a storyteller.
They love that word.
I'm a storyteller.
You're a storyteller?
I'm a storyteller.
Oh, you crush pitches.
Yeah.
They're like--
We can move your hair.
Very loud.
Yeah.
On the mic.
Oh, no.
Thomas.
I know, guys.
Um, I guess, um, have you ever shown up for a date?
And the pics were different?
Yes.