Name: Zohran Mamdani Gets Suprise Message From Arsenal LEGEND
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Zohran Mamdani Gets Suprise Message From Arsenal LEGEND' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-26. Transcript available.

Ladies and gentlemen, mayor-elect New York City, Zorah Mamdani, everyone.
Elect.
Elect.
Congratulations.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Good.
It's funny, like when I met you, we just talked about sports.
I wasted your time like four days before an election.
I thought it was great.
I know.
We talked about all of our collective pain.
Yeah.
The game's on right now.
The North London Derby's on right now.
3-0, baby.
You said you've been too busy.
You've been too busy running for mayor to watch the games this year.
And now you're making me too busy to watch.
But we'll get an update if it's four.
Oh, shit.
This is unprofessional.
I thought I'm...
I got to...
Someone text me.
Oh, shit.
You need to see this.
Oh, no.
Guys.
Hi, Zoran.
How you doing, Ian, right here?
What?
I just want to say a massive, massive congratulations on what you've achieved.
The real work now starts now.
But God willing, you can achieve everything that you have set out to achieve.
Are you going to cry?
You're going to need some of that winning energy that you've got, my friend.
And get behind the boys.
It's a long way to go.
I'm going to cry.
You just have to stay calm.
Back Mikel and all the boys.
Up the gunners, baby.
Take it easy and God bless, my friend.
I just got a text.
How do you do this?
My boy.
I'm just going to watch it again.
Yeah, just watch it again.
I just want to say a massive, massive congratulations on what you've achieved.
He's the best guy of all time.
Have you seen the video where he is reunited with his teacher?
He meets his teacher, Mr. Pigeon.
I thought you was dead.
I thought you were dead.
We have, okay, here's the problem, guys.
I don't want to expose you, but we, yeah, just, we, it's, I mean, you're right,
right,
right.
Okay.
What a man.
How did I do that?
I really, really bothered.
And you actually, I thought there was something wrong.
I know.
Yeah, yeah.
Mr. President.
I didn't know where you were going.
No, no, it's not a, it's not a, no.
How did you do that?
I knew that it was going to be.
I love him.
I love him so much.
He's the best guy of all time.
You know his background story?
He was, like, working at a factory, and then he tried to get, he's like, I'm
going to try
one more time.
And then he, he went to Crystal Palace.
You got to, like, go.
These are, like, the stories I would read when I was 17 and on the new team of
a travel team
in New York City.
What did you play?
What position did you play?
Brock Sines?
I played up top.
Up top?
Yeah.
You were a nine?
I think I was 23.
Okay, but you were a striker.
Yes.
It's no relation to the number on the back of my jersey.
We have, like, a lot of our brain is occupied by the most useless information
related to
this soccer team.
Every day I wake up, I think about Sebastian Squilacci.
Oh, my God.
Pascal Sigan.
I think about...
Marwan Shamak.
Yeah, when I caught you, like, I'd be a little bit of a politician, because I
said that
Ospina was giving me nightmares, and you're like, Jackson Heights is in the
balance.
Yeah, it's like, can you lay off my Columbia culture for a moment?
No one cares.
No one cares.
We're embarrassing ourselves.
Okay.
You grew up in the Upper West Side.
Yeah.
New York City kid.
Yep.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Where did you grow up?
Well, we actually, we both lived a little bit as kids in Cape Town.
Yeah.
You lived in Cape Town?
Yeah.
What, where did you live?
Observatory?
I lived in Oranje Zacht.
That's where my mom grew up.
From 96 to 99.
That's, my mother grew up in Oranje Zacht.
Yeah.
Both my parents are from Cape Town.
And then...
What?
I was born in L.A.
My dad was on a list of some sort.
You've got to give me more than that.
My dad and mom both went to university in London.
Okay.
We're Jews from Cape Town.
Okay.
And then they met in South Africa.
They met at home in Cape Town.
They kept getting set up on blind dates.
And she was like, this fucking guy again.
And then somehow he wore her down.
And then they got married, and he got a letter that he was being sent to Angola
to the Civil War.
And so they left.
They just...
When did they leave?
What year?
82.
Wow.
So I was born in L.A.
Okay.
Have you been...
My dad was on an enemies list because of the apartheid regime.
And so I lived there when I was a kid.
And then I was there back...
My granny's from Seapoint.
None of the grannies left.
Wow.
And actually...
Are they still there?
Granny's still there.
94.
She just got a hip.
You want to send her a video?
Let's do it.
Hi, granny.
Yeah.
Congrats on the hip.
Congrats on the hip.
Esther, congrats on the hip.
I promise I'm trying my best in life.
No, she's very proud of me.
I told her I was the mayor coming on.
And...
No, no.
So, yeah.
My Dima actually...
He was like...
When I was a kid, I used to write my essays.
Like, who's your hero on my Dima?
Because it connected me to my parents.
Because it was like...
That's amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
So, but he went to our synagogue after he got out of jail.
He was elected.
And he was like, you got to tell your kids to come back.
Because we need everyone to build a country.
And like, my parents' whole generation of Jews.
So, why are you not following Madiba right now?
Because I had to talk to you.
And I got this studio.
It's fucking...
It's a lot.
It's a lot of...
You know, I...
Last time I went back was in 2010.
2010.
For the World Cup.
Steve fucking...
Do the Jabalala.
Was it...
Was it obnoxious?
Vuvuzela.
Yeah, could you not hear anything?
You hate it if you're not the one doing it.
And I was one of the people doing it.
You got one.
Yeah.
I brought them back.
Fucking loud.
I brought them back to Maine.
I brought one back to college.
Yeah, yeah.
To college.
I went to a D3 basketball game.
My roommate was on the basketball team.
With a Vuvuzela.
And I had the Vuvuzela.
Yeah.
I think I was at Bates College.
And I pulled it out.
And I blew it.
And the ref stopped the game.
And he was like, you need to fucking stop.
Yeah, yeah.
And you're like, come on.
Didn't you see the World Cup?
Didn't you see the ball that went in all different directions?
But I was at the Ghana-Uruguay game.
No.
That's where I cried in public.
No.
Yeah.
Luis Suarez.
Asamoah Guyan.
Dude.
I can't.
Guys, this is like.
It was the closest.
The mayor caring about soccer is.
The mayor caring about Arsenal is like Wakanda for me.
It's like.
I feel like.
It's like representation.
Do you remember that tweet?
You're one of them.
I remember your tweet.
No, no, no.
Not the.
What is it?
Ruth Conda forever?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, like when I met you.
One thing that was like remarkable is like.
We were talking about soccer and hip hop.
Yeah.
And I was like, we are losers.
I was like.
But I was like, we're the same.
Representation matters.
We're the same generation, right?
It dawned on me that my entire life.
This is kind of feels like the first time that someone from my generation has
ascended to leadership.
I guess Mayor Pete did.
But he was more of a suck up to the parents.
You're more of one of us, I think.
I don't know.
He couldn't laugh at that or he couldn't laugh at that.
Not your.
Are you mad at me?
She gets mad at me.
She yells at me, Olivia.
Can you tell her in a second?
He's like.
Anyway, that's it.
Give it up for Olivia.
I have a communication.
Why is everyone so nervous?
That's Monica.
That's Amelia.
Oh, Amelia, sorry.
That's Amelia.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, cut that.
How are you, yeah, you're mayoring people older than you.
Are you getting unked?
Okay, can you explain to me, what does unks stand for?
Uncle.
Someone told me it stood for uncool.
No.
It's uncle.
It's uncle.
Huh?
You have old heads, unks, and OGs.
Just wanted to make sure.
Yeah.
You were unknown, like, a year ago.
Yeah, I mean, even my friends didn't know what an assembly member was.
Oh, shit.
I got.
No, no, I got a text.
Oh, shit.
Are you going to give me the second time?
You are a friend.
Shit.
Just in right again.
Yes, Zoran.
How are you?
No!
No!
And the Tash, but, um.
Hold on.
We got heads.
I got to go from the beginning.
Look at our heads, dude.
Yes, Zoran, how are you?
We got to go back to this now.
I don't know if you recognize me with this badge and this hair and the Tash,
but, um.
We love him.
Adam told me that you guys were going to watch the Carly together.
We're now, you know, maybe this is Carly.
I've been watching this video before, after, or at halftime, but I'm sure that
we're winning.
Somehow.
Um, also, I wanted to say that I always have this theory that, um, being an
Arsenal fan is heavily linked with being, uh,
a fucking cool person, uh, fucking cool person.
Ha ha!
That my theory is really, truly standing, uh, right now.
I, I, dude.
So, mate, huge congratulations.
It's like when, uh, Aiden Ross gave Trump a Tesla.
It's amazing what you do.
Even here in Spain, we feel the energy of what's happened, uh, is truly needed.
I love him so much, too.
Um, your world.
He was rapping.
He was rapping.
He was rapping.
Needs right now, what the world needs right now, and, man, just sending you
lots of love
and respect from here, from Spain, from, um, big Arsenal fan and former Arsenal
player to
a massive Arsenal fan as well, to you, Adam, as well.
Uh, sending you lots of love, big hug, and hope to see you guys soon.
Enjoy the game.
God.
Enjoy the game.
God.
Enjoy the game.
Yes, Zora.
I'll text these to you.
Oh, my God.
I'll, I'll text these to you.
That is...
I, I DM'd everyone.
I DM'd everyone.
I DM'd everyone.
He's our era, too.
He's our era.
He's a style icon.
He's incredible.
He's a vegan.
Yeah.
I can't believe I did that.
I feel like Oprah right now.
You got a car.
I'm in a car.