Name: Alec Baldwin's TRUMP PRANK CALL
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Alec Baldwin's TRUMP PRANK CALL' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-09. Transcript available.

In your memoir you talk about when you're a young actor living in New York City,
you
talk about that you were into prank calls, you and your roommate touch, right?
My roommate, well I used to do this with my ex-girlfriend, driving in from Long
Island
on Sunday nights.
We'd be driving on the LIE late at night and we would leave messages on like
corporate
voicemails.
So you'd call up and it would say, "To reach human resources, press 26," and
then you'd
watch 26, and the voice would come on and go, "Hi, it's Steve Regan," and they'd
match
me up the tone.
And I'd get on and go, "Oh my God, Steve, last night was so magical.
You left your watch on the night table."
So then they think he's gay?
Whatever the gag was.
Yeah, yeah.
Could you prank call my father?
Here's my pitch.
You prank call him as Donald Trump and you say your son is in big trouble with
the administration.
I should be, well, you know what, I can't do these voices.
You've done Trump on TV.
But no, but you say you're Trump and right away your father will know what's
stupid.
No, my dad won't know.
He's going to think that I'm going to Gitmo and it's going to be so funny.
But I think I should say that somebody should say, not you of course, somebody
should say,
hold the line for Director Patel.
Oh, yeah.
Cash Patel.
You wouldn't really know who that was.
My dad would have some words for Trump.
I think it's going to be funny.
But let's finish the interview first.
Can I get a cell phone?
You want to do it now?
Yeah.
It would be hilarious.
This is going to be a moment of like a talk show.
It's more propository than I thought.
I don't have a phone on me.
I mean, well, yeah, say this is Donald Trump.
I have your son.
No, I'm not going to say I'm Donald Trump.
No, just say it's going to be because my dad hates Trump.
Say I'm the president?
Yeah.
He hates Trump.
But if I say I'm Trump, that's going to give it away that it's bullshit.
What's his name?
Max.
Max?
Yeah, Max Friedland.
He's a great guy.
He's my best friend.
Max Wagner is your fellow.
No, he's not.
Come on, dude.
We're on the other side.
We're on the hiding side.
Okay.
Hold the line for the President of the United States, please.
Hold the line for the President of the United States, please.
Hold the line for the President of the United States.
Is this Max?
Max?
Are you there?
Max?
I've got a file in front of me that says you're in Vegas.
Is that where you are, Max?
Vegas.
Who am I talking to?
You're talking to the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
Okay.
And I want you to know your son.
I know who you are.
Your son is a mess.
Okay?
We've got to get him out of the country.
We're sending him down to Uruguay.
Uruguay.
We're going to teach communications at the Iruguayan University of
Communications.
Okay?
But I want you to talk to him really quickly.
He's only going to be in the country for another three or four hours.
Here he is, Max.
Thank you.
Hold on.
Say hello to your father, Max.
The administration.
I know.
He's a Brit.
He's a Brit.
He's a Brit.
He's South African.
Yeah.
We're Cape Tonio Jews.
Dad, I'll talk to you later.
You've been pranked.
South African.
They got it right the first time, okay?
They knew what they were doing.
You're a real idiot.
You've been pranked.
By the best.
Who is still the best Donald Trump.
Oh, you hear that?
You're coming for that James.
A pyrrhic victory.
Yeah, okay.
I love you, Dad.
I love you, Dad.
Dad, you say I love you back.
Why didn't you say I love you back?
I said I love you back quickly.
Oh, okay.
Thanks a lot.
Why are you being so nice, isn't it?
He's really turned so nice recently.
Yes.
I can't handle it.
Was he not like that when you were young?
No.
Are you bitter and cynical because of the way he treated you?
No, no, no.
He's my best friend.
He made me tough.
Because we'd sit there arguing, but it would always be like a compliment, but
it would
be a criticism.
The other day, he's like, "Just be yourself."
I'm like, "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Who's that?
Myself?
How many kids in your family?
Two.
I'm the older one.
And who's the other one?
Zoe.
We have the same birthday.
That's the one that answered the phone.
Yeah, yeah.
She was in on it.
She was in on it.
Can I ask you if I could take your phone and could I do a prank call on Robert
De Niro perhaps?
Let's get Hillary Clinton.
Can we get Hillary Clinton?
I don't have anybody here who would have the patience.
What about President Clinton?
He's a real magic guy.
Hillary Clinton?
I mean, Chelsea Clinton?
No, no.
Yeah.
Chelsea, shh.
If I gave your number and you prank called Chelsea Clinton, I would be out of
this country
in a better time.
I'm telling you, I'm not going to mess anything up with you.
Robert De Niro's going to think this is really funny.
De Niro's a very no-nonsense guy.
He's very busy during the day.
Is he?
He's like that in real life.
He's opening restaurants and hotels around the world and he's a very successful
businessman.
Nobu.
Nobu.
Is that annoying?
What?
Nobu?
No.
You guys dress up in costumes and pretend to be other people and then he's like
a serious
businessman?
He's loaded with money.
Yeah.
It's like, you don't have to.
You're fucking Robert De Niro.
But while you make, I mean, I know people who have a name who are like, maybe
you've heard
of them.
Obama?
Wagner.
Wagner.
Who haven't, who took the money they made and it might not have been hundreds
of millions
of dollars in fees like Leo or, you know, whatever.
Leo who?
DiCaprio.
Oh, okay.
No, but these guys make a lot of money in fees, but then there's people I know
who made
less money in fees, but they invested that money.
What do you mean fees?
Your acting fees, your fee to perform.
Oh, like SAG, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, SAG.
Oh, fees like when you get on a movie.
Yeah.
You make a movie and you get paid, you know, you're doing Tom Cruise, you get $50
million
to do.
It's the coolest job.
Right.
But what I'm saying is that the.
You just say the words, right?
And you get $50 billion?
No, no, no.
He does a lot more than that for $50 million.
Do you have Tom Cruise?
I'm just a huge fan.
What, Tom's number?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have his sister's number.
You have his sister?
But if I call her.
Who's she?
Yeah.
She runs a lot of his business bills.
He's one of my favorites.
What I'm saying is that those people.
I know people who've taken less money.
They haven't made as much money, but they invested it so wisely.
They're rich beyond belief.
Yeah, but Robert De Niro.
If I told you some of them, you'd die.
And De Niro's the same way.
Yeah.
He invests in businesses.
Who has the most money?
Who has the most money of anybody I've ever met in my life?
I have to say one of the Beatles would probably be the most wealthy people.
Macca?
Uh, no.
No.
Why?
You had a falling out with Macca?
No.
No, no.
I mean, for me, I kind of went underground for a while when I had my issue in
New Mexico that
I had to deal with.
I mean, Macca, he wrote some of the best--
You call him Macca.
Well, we're friends.
I mean, we have a lot of music guys here.
This guy over here, Jake, is really close with him.
You play?
Are you?
Yeah, yeah.
Me and Macca?
Yeah, yeah.
You're buddies with him?
Big time.
Are you being serious?
I mean, he is-- he's the best.
He's like my favorite.
Him and Bob Dylan.
You missed all that because you were listening to, like, violins and stuff.
I was listening to you, yeah, to Strauss.
You're listening to Strauss.
Strauss.
Now, do you like Bob Dylan?
Oh, yeah, he's the best one.
What do you love about Bob Dylan?
Uh, he's--
I go in and out on Bob Dylan.
Uh, oh, I mean, it's every era for different periods of your life.
I went heavy Christian, uh, after a terrible breakup.
And I was like, I did the-- then I realized that--
You did?
Yeah, yeah, I was like, it's so nice that--
What brand of Christianity did you tell them?
The Bob Dylan Christian-- yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's like a--
You were a Bob Dylan Christian?
Well, he had three Christian albums.
And then I was like, what?
Maybe God loves you, right?
And I was like, we didn't have that for Jews.
Our God is like Trump.
He's like, if you don't respect me, I'm gonna smite you.
If you make a golden calf, like, I'm gonna kill all of you.
He's like very insecure.
He's like a bitch.
But like, uh, it's not real.
None of this is real.
But like, I'm like, oh, it's so nice that--
Uh, the Jesus thing that God loves you so much to let your son die.
But then I snapped out of it.
How would you define Judaism?
What's your definition?
What makes you Jewish?
I don't know.
What's the definition?
I have a friend of mine that gave me a great definition.
You do the thing.
You say that you do the thing and it's boring.
But like, your grandpa was bored too.
So you feel like you're not gonna--
It's your turn to be bored.
Yeah, it's kind of nice.
It's gibberish.
It's like spells.
I don't know.
But it's like, you don't want to be the one that drops the ball.
Were you raised very observant?
I mean, if I do it, I know all the-- like, all the words.
You know the words.
I did, yeah.
I did full Parsha, Haftarah, and I led--
You went to Hebrew school?
I didn't-- I went to-- I was Bar Misfit Orthodox because it was free.
That's why.
Yeah, my parents.
Yeah, yeah.
It was free to go there.
But I don't know.
I think it's kind of-- it's just like, that's kind of nice.
The boredom is kind of-- it doesn't make sense.
You don't know what they're saying.
But your grandpa, it didn't make sense to him.
And that's kind of why-- you know what I mean?
Well, no, I grew up Catholic, so I'm--
Well, we're cousins.
They spoke Latin back then, so it was also gibberish, but to me.
Yeah, we both, like, hate ourselves, and we both think that life is just agony.
We're cousins.
I mean, all of my friends are either Catholic or Jewish or black.
Catholicism, to me, is about redemption.
Yeah, yeah.
You're like, no matter how bad you are, you have to see that there's a chance
to be redeemed for what they did.
Oh, yeah.
I saw the Christian thing when I realized that hell is the meanest thing ever.
Can you imagine?
Forever?
What is it?
And if you're a baby and you haven't been baptized, you have to go there?
What about hell or something that is just your hell?
My hell?
Like a thing you hate.
Like, your own personal hell.
Yeah, this is terrible.
I get it.
I mean, it's sad.
Yeah, I think that it's just sad that people die.
Wow, this is getting pretty -- it's just sad that you know you're alive and
then it's --
Are you afraid to die?
Oh, it's the scariest thing ever.
Is it really?
I don't understand -- people are like, public speaking is my biggest opinion.
I was like, what about fucking dying?
Yeah, exactly.
Forever?
You're dead?
What about being thrown out of a plane?
What about fucking dead?
By your narcotics?
Yeah, yeah.
It's terrible.
When they take the enemy and they bind him up and then they throw him out of
the plane?
No.
You ever seen that, like in a drug movie?
Oh, like a --
Well, they take a guy that just don't like Pedro and they throw him out of the
plane.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like if they're criminals, like a cartel guy.
Or they're just the enemy.
Yeah, yeah.
But those guys are ready to die, you know?
They're like, you know, they're like, "Ese might die."
You know, like -- was that good acting?
Okay, can we talk -- can we talk --
You realize, Pedro, you might be killed.