Name: Nick Wright LOSES IT At INSANE Hot Takes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick Wright LOSES IT At INSANE Hot Takes' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-13. Transcript available.

Offensive linemen shouldn't be on TV as pundits.
I don't care what Jeff Saturday thinks about something.
If you don't get TDs or sacks, just like get off the screen.
And also, like, we don't know what you look like.
That's your take?
Yeah, I don't want to see them.
You absolutely need them because, okay.
Okay, NBA, they should go back to business suits, the coaches.
I love that take.
I agree.
They look like they're at a key finance event.
You got NBA coaches.
Yeah, NBA coaches.
NBA coaches should wear suits.
I 100% agree.
Yeah, and baseball coaches wearing the uniforms is the dopest thing of all time.
You love it?
Oh, it's hilarious.
See, Don Zimmer's fat ass, like wearing the same.
I think one day a year, the other sport should do the same thing.
Suits?
No.
What?
Wearing uniforms.
The coaches, like the NFL and NBA coaches.
Yeah, like in a tank top?
Yeah, one day a year.
Wait, you just see them in a tank top?
Yeah.
I guess JJ would look fine, so.
If David Stern were commissioner, Pablo would be dead.
What do you think about that?
Okay?
Agree?
That's a great take.
Okay.
I think if Stern were, go ahead.
If AI went to NFL, he'd be potentially top five, ever.
Allen Iverson?
Yeah.
Agreed.
Dude, those highlights?
I think he would have been, I also think he could have been Arsenal's striker.
He was one of the best pure athletes I've ever seen.
Yeah.
And when he talks about Kobe, like those guys put Kobe maybe one.
Yeah, I know.
And I trust like what AI thinks about basketball more than a guy that doesn't
know how to play sports.
Sorry, bro.
Soccer is the best sport.
The talent pool is wider.
It's the whole world, right?
The talent pool is wider and there's not a height barrier to entry the way
there is in other sports.
Yeah.
And there is just by far, the atmosphere is, there's no comparison.
The atmosphere is the best.
There's no comparison.
I agree.
And it's just like, there is also like, I guess the Packers are technically
like this,
but there's a notion of like belonging to a club and that the supporters, I pay
Arsenal.
I pay them what?
Do you pay?
Yeah, of course.
What do you mean?
What do you pay?
38 pounds a year.
For what?
To be in my club.
That's my club.
What, you just give them money?
Yeah.
What do you get back?
I'm a member of Arsenal.
And then the players are the first team.
The manager is the coach and then there's the board.
There's four.
It's kind of beautiful.
But then what's your role?
My role is that I'm a member of Arsenal.
So like, do you get to vote on stuff?
I get to maybe try and get tickets, but it's...
We get to watch preseason games.
Yeah, we get to watch the stream preseason games.
I literally watch everything.
So you're just paying for Arsenal League Pass, buddy?
No, I get that on Peacock and on Paramount.
Right, so you're just giving them 40 pounds a year?
Whatever.
You should just watch the better sport.
I'm sorry.
I like soccer.
It's embarrassing being a guy from Brooklyn saying that it's the best sport.
Listen, I like it.
World Cup's on my network.
World Cup is going to...
We're going to brick it.
The United States is going to...
Oh, no shit.
We got no shit.
No, no, no.
I don't care about the team.
That's not...
I never...
Oh, you mean as a host nation?
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to be...
Like, the ticket prices are insane.
Yeah, but ticket prices are insane every World Cup.
There's like...
My friend tried to get five tickets, and it was like $50,000.
Was he trying to go to the final?
No, he's trying to go to a random game in Miami.
I don't think...
I think your friend lied to you.
Group Sage.
Mark would never lie.
I'll put him on the phone after those.
He's the finest man I know.
Kobe Farrell game was the best sports game in the last 25 years.
Probably ever.
Wardell Stephen Curry is the best point guard of all time.
No.
And anyone who doesn't have him in their top five is a...
I don't have...
I have no respect for you.
Top five player of all time?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so...
I've never seen anyone shoot basketball.
He's the best shooter of all time.
What is...
But that's what basketball is.
That's how you make points.
That's part of...
It's a big part of what basketball is.
Have you ever seen anything remotely like that?
No, he's the best shooter of all time.
He's not better than Magic Johnson.
There's no goat debate for shooting.
No.
Okay?
And what...
I...
Okay.
I'll get sidetracked.
The story of the 1980 finals is, on paper, incredible.
Right?
He's a rookie.
Yeah.
It's game six.
Kareem's hurt.
Yeah.
He's in LA trying to rehab.
They're like, let's just throw it.
He plays five positions.
Yeah.
And he wins MVP.
Yes.
Shouldn't have won MVP, but yeah.
I...
Have you watched game six?
Yeah.
Come on.
It's not.
He's 20...
No one's league.
Magic, because he's a big guard.
Yeah.
And Michael Cooper, he could be a 3 and D.
The rest of them aren't league.
Kareem is definitively...
He wasn't playing that game.
Oh, you're talking about literally just that game.
It's just crappy.
It's just...
But it's...
It's just...
There's no comparison.
The errors are...
But you're like...
This is like saying...
I'm with you, dude.
I'm a bromo...
I'm a bromo-sexual like you.
Hold on.
Let me ask you this.
Yeah.
You're a comedian.
Yeah.
Who's the fucking Jackie Gleason or whatever?
Very good.
Yeah.
He was a rabbi.
If his routines right now look pedestrian compared to the current...
No.
Absolutely not.
Then I'm...
Who's the...
In the arts, there isn't a comparison in the arts.
Hold on.
Who's the guy that used Henny Youngman?
Take my wife, please.
That guy.
That's the best joke ever written.
Oh, okay.
No, no.
Because they say because of word economy, they say that is the...
The best joke ever written.
Yeah.
But I guess my point...
And it's true, too.
Or like, I love Lucy.
That type of stuff like doesn't hold up today, but we assume those people, if
they were born
today, would be the funniest people alive.
It's a girl.
What?
It's a girl.
She's being annoying.
It's not funny that...
Can I ask you a question?
When you said...
Hold on.
I have a question.
Sorry.
10 minutes ago.
Yeah, yeah.
When you said, they get cold, and then you apologized to my wife...
Because I was being sexist, but it was a joke.
So I didn't know if you were being sexist or racist.
No, no.
I was trying to figure out if your girlfriend was black, and you were saying
black people
get cold.
I would never go there.
I would complain about these with the ball and chain, because we're on a first
guy date.
You thought the same thing, right?
I was like, oh, are you also engaged with black women?
Black people get cold.
What is that stereotype?
What do you mean?
Black people get cold?
I didn't know if that's what you were saying.
Women get cold, as you've heard a million times.
And I did a joke like, I'm sorry, and then I'm like, they get cold.
Yeah, that's why I couldn't figure out.
Oh, because obviously your wife is here, and we're on a first date, and she's
chaperoning
us.
Yeah.
And how's it going?
What do you think?
It's doing great.
Yeah, I'm destroying it, right?
Okay.
They should let more people that aren't jocks be the coach.
Why?
Because there's no overlap.
Like, if you could learn the game cerebrally, you don't have to have played
when you were
21 years old.
I disagree.
Why?
Because I think...
Do you know who Jose Mourinho was?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He didn't play.
Right.
I'm not saying that it's impossible to be done.
I think the best, particularly in the NFL...
You're sucking up to the jocks right now.
No, I'm not.
You're sucking up to the jocks.
I'm not sucking...
We could do it.
I think there are elements of it that we could do, but I think, like, to be...
The boys would think we're pussy.
Correct.
Yeah.
The boys would bully us.
And I think a huge part of being an NFL head coach is being able to, like,
command the respect
of the room, and I think that's very difficult if you weren't a player.
You're absolutely right.
Now I'm imagining, like, I'm your coach.
Please.
Just listen to me.
You don't have to imagine it that much.
Just look at the Dolphins.
Listen to me.
We're doing spider wide banana.
I learned about it in the YouTube.
It's bullshit that the NFL has non-guaranteed contracts, and that these guys
are, like, literally
destroying their brains, and you could just cancel someone's deal.
Like, why is Shohei getting, like, a billion dollars for a less popular sport?
Yeah, I mean, the union for the NFL has been bad for a long time.
They're pro, like, the owners?
The union just hasn't had any teeth.
It's really, like, actually, like, brutally sad.
Because of the, especially the sacrifice they make physically.
Now listen, they, anybody can get a guaranteed contract.
They just, guys, they don't have the leverage to negotiate it.
When you hear about Bobby Bonilla, are you, like, sick, dude?
Well, yeah.
Yeah, fuck the, fuck the man.
He's got to pay.
Well, listen, I'm a union guy.
I think that.
Me too, bro.
Yeah.
But the football union's been bad for a long time.
And the guys don't have enough juice to really.
Who's the rep?
Who's the main guy?
Oh, it was DeMarie Smith forever.
Who is it now?
I don't even know.
They just got, ask Pavel.
He just got them all in trouble.
He got the union in trouble.
NFL union, yes.
He's a Pinkerton.
He's a union buster.
Well, I don't think he meant to be, but kind of, yeah.
He did, because he tattled.
Well, again, I.
I ruined the Lakers' playoff run.
Did you have a take that you were wrong because of me?
Did I have a take that I was wrong?
That was my fault.
I apologize.
Because you think.
The T-Wolves.
Did you say we were going to beat the T-Wolves?
Yeah, that's your fault.
Yeah, I apologize.
You threw it off with your tattling to Pavel.
My dad is pissed off at me.
Yeah, my dad, my parents.
What do your parents do?
My mother passed away.
My dad was an architect.
And then they were from Cape Town.
They were Jews.
And then my dad, the apartheid regime, had him on an enemies list.
Really?
And then he got called up to go to Angola to the Civil War.
Then they moved to L.A.
But then my dad, the reason I'm kind of into sports is my dad, like, got into
sports.
And it was the 80s in L.A.
So it was Showtime, Dodgers, Fernando.
Yeah.
And so my dad was at the Gibson game.
Really?
Yeah.
That's sick.
But he learned American sports to have something to share with his kid who's
American.
And so, like, we shared it.
So does your dad have a sick accent?
I don't think it's a very good one.