Name: Nick Wright Answers SUS Would You Rather Questions
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nick Wright Answers SUS Would You Rather Questions' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-15. Transcript available.

You and Skip are the only smart people in the living room.
How's he doing?
Are you checking on him?
I have not.
Really?
He and I—
Listen, it's wrong, but that—one and a half million dollars.
For someone to say, "No, I won't have sex with you for a million and a half
dollars,"
he's got—that really has to hurt your feelings.
Skip must be so—he's like, "What's—I'm that repulsive."
A million—like, okay, would you have sex with—your wife is here.
I'm sure she would say go—for a million and a half dollars, would you let
Skip crack?
I'm sorry, I would—it must be—listen, it's wrong.
He shouldn't do that in a workplace.
I'm not defending Skip, but walking away, he must be just—he must be hurting.
And I'm not saying you should check in, but maybe we should call him right now
and see.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Would you tell him, if it was on the table still, if Skip was like, "All right,
Nick,
you're second—you're ranked second," would you be like, "Yeah."
He would get you something so nice.
He would get you something so nice.
A million and a half dollars?
I would let him do whatever he wants to be.
You're not going to be gay the rest—I'm like, it doesn't make you gay.
It's me—sorry, I'm on a rant right now.
And I should be doing this on Fox Sports 1.
What about—have you checked in on Unc?
But—
The squad is having a rough one.
So, listen.
I have been—the—I moved to New York—I got hired by Fox in 2016.
Uh-huh.
And then I—the show started in New York in 2017.
So, I never—those—I never really was on campus with those guys.
So, they were colleagues, but I don't know them like—
They must have been so funny to see them at, like, the office.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I would have—
Yeah.
Do they have arguments off this?
Dude, I mean, I'm saying it's just that they were box office for a while.
They kind of—it kind of—they found something there.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That show—Skip and Shannon, at its peak, was one of the greatest sports
television shows
of all time.
It was perfect.
And it's just like—are there bad faith takes?
Are some guys bullshitting?
Some guys?
A hundred percent.
Yeah, like—
And you can tell.
Skip doesn't think LeBron is that bad.
No, see.
I don't think Skip's bullshitting.
Why does he hate LeBron for it?
You know—
It's weird.
That one is a weird one.
It's, like, perverse, in fact.
It's—
It makes sense that Stephen A—why Stephen A is doing it.
Yeah, Stephen A is mad that LeBron won't pay him
attention.
That's what it is.
No, it's kind of maybe someone's—okay.
Without naming names, does Mike—does he have influence?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you mean the fact that Stephen—that Stephen A and Mike are buddies?
I feel like—
Yeah, of course.
Obviously.
Mike is at the crib, North Carolina, hitting tequila, and he's like, "Go fuck
with
a little bit more."
I think—don't you think?
A little bit.
A little bit.
Yeah.
He's been making his life hell for 22 years.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, that's—I think there is—
I'm a Kobe fan, too.
Like, it's just—but it's so obvious to me.
It is—in—well, I think there's a lot of—I think there's a lot there, but
I think you—some
of the most ardent either Bron critics or MJ sycophants are also texting with
MJ.
I do think that's—
Okay.
So, for our audience that's not familiar with what you do, how would you
describe your job?
I think we should—obviously, he's a sports pundit.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm a—what they call—they call me an opinionist.
I'm a sports talk show host.
I'm—and when people—
A pundit?
Yeah.
Pundit?
I don't know.
I'm definitely not a journalist.
Really, why?
When people—because I don't practice journalism.
Oh, you don't snitch.
I'm a boy.
No, that's—I just don't—I'm not out there, like, reporting on stories and
stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
When people ask me what I do, I say I'm one of those people that argues about
sports
on TV.
So sick.
That's what I do.
I mean, it's such a—in concept, it's such a funny concept, right?
And I think it really comes from Mike, right?
Yeah.
It comes from Mike the Mad Dog.
Yeah.
I think they're the genesis of all this.
100%.
It's such a funny concept of two men at a table having a point-counterpoint,
like—
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
You really want to argue.
Let's just pretend.
Let's just turn it into—
No, I kind of want to ask you, but I'm more interested in, like, how—what the
ecosystem
is nowadays because, I mean, like, okay, you came in nine years ago.
Braun was, what, in his 13th season?
Yeah, I mean, I started at Fox three months before the 3-1 comeback against
Golden State,
and I looked around, and so, like—
The block?
Three months before the block.
Okay.
And—
He's a smart guy.
The—
25%, right?
25% what?
A smart—oh.
Oh.
Dude, as a businessman, a businessman.
What would I be?
What would I be?
My mom's grandfather was Jewish.
Oh, yeah.
Is that 25?
I mean, you feeling the—LeBron James is good at basketball vacancies.
Well, so that's the—that was the unbelievable—
I'm jealous of it.
That was the unbelievable thing.
So he was—Bron and I are the same high school class.
I came from—Cent City doesn't have an NBA team.
You said the same high school class?
Like, we're—so there's a reason I'm saying this.
But he's in Ohio.
No, I got it, but just listen to me for a second.
You're right.
Oh, you're best friends.
So in—no, but so in high school, me and my basketball teammates would watch
the St.
Vincent St. Mary's games when they were on TV because it was so fucking cool.
I saw him at AAU.
Right.
We thought it was like, "This guy is our age."
Crazy.
And Kansas City didn't have a team.
Yeah.
So I was just like, "You know what?
Wherever that guy goes, that's gonna be my team."
There was no high school basketball in Kansas City?
No.
We didn't have an NBA team.
Oh, okay.
And so I was like, "That's good."
I didn't have—I was unaffiliated from NBA fandom.
Yeah.
So LeBron was always my favorite player.
And then I get on national TV, and everyone is—the argument people are having
is, "One
day will he pass Michael Jordan."
And that's like as far as anyone will go.
Yeah.
Like the third rail was, "He might one day be able to be as good as him."
And then I was on TV during the 3-1 comeback, the greatest three-game stretch
in the history
of the sport.
41-16-7, 41-8-11, and then a 29-point triple-double with the greatest defensive
play ever.
Oh, yeah.
And I—the next day on TV I said, "He just passed him.
It's over."
The block was his moment in his career.
Yeah.
That was his moment.
And—
I mean, that was 10 years ago.
Jordan had the shot, right, over Brian Russell.
Yeah.
That's like kind of their—
Yes, they each have their moments.
Yeah.
Luckily, Bronz didn't have to push off.
But, uh—
Yeah, they were playing against truck drivers.
And so, well, they—
I mean it.
That's a little overstated.
They're so good right now.
They're certainly—
They're so good.
So much better than previous eras.
Yeah.
But everybody who's playing the era, you're in.
But to your point, it was remarkable that no—that that corner was unguarded.
That like, "Hey, just say the guy who's obviously the greatest player ever is
the greatest player
ever."
And I became famous for it.
So why?
I think—
Why isn't everyone the LeBron guy?
Right?
I think because people are—I think there's a lot of—a lot of the most
influential
media folks, a lot of their legacies are tied to the Jordan Era Bulls.
And so they are very protective of that.
But we watched that as kids.
Yeah, but we were—
It was cool.
We were very young.
It's like, what's your favorite music?
I was pretty much eclectic.
But like, for a lot of people, their favorite song is like the first—one of
the first songs
they listened to the first time they were driving their own car.
And I think there's a lot of media folks that the greatest era of sports is the
era when I broke
into sports broadcasting that was going on.
But they're all from Boston.
It doesn't compute.
Yeah, but so—
There's obviously a nostalgia factor, but like also, there might just be—there
might
be like—do you think the media has elevated this like GOAT debate?
Right?
I think I have.
But like, people like—do you think to some extent you've kind of been lucky
that like
LeBron is like a—you know, like you're doing the right thing.
I'm not saying like you're—this is like disingenuous.
No.
But you've benefited from like LeBron getting pummeled, you know, by—
Oh, a hundred percent.
Yeah.
The fact that it is—the fact that it was controversial to say the greatest
prospect ever
who has played the—has all of the youngest to ever do records and oldest to
ever do records,
who has every record imaginable, that it's still controversial to be like he's
the best,
has been hugely beneficial for me.
It would be—
But why is it uniformly—there are guys that weren't like nostalgic for the
Bulls championship.
Like is it personality driven?
Yeah.
I mean, I think that—so here's—again, this might be too inside sports for
your viewers.
No, no.
I know.
I—the—so I have a theory that if Jordan—
I have a lot of theories.
If Jordan never existed—
Uh-huh.
—and the greatest player—the universally accepted greatest player of all
time was Kareem,
because that's who it would have been.
Yeah.
I know what you're going to say.
If Jordan never existed, 9/11 would have been.
Yeah.
Right.
Uh, than a guy like Tim Duncan would be in the GOAT debate.
Yeah.
Because what people were doing—what people turned the GOAT debate into was
not who's the
greatest player ever.
It's who reminds me of Michael Jordan the most.
Which is why Kobe is probably a touch—a touch historically overrated, because
he is the
most similar to Michael Jordan.
Not today, Satan.
But I'm just—like, like, if Magic was considered the GOAT, then no one would
argue that LeBron
was, because LeBron is a better Magic.
Right.
But because Mike was considered the GOAT, people elevated Kobe past a guy like
Tim Duncan
who was just objectively better than him.
They said 1B.
That's right.
Exactly.
And that's crazy.