Name: Danny Brown's INSANE Night With A 600lb Woman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Danny Brown's INSANE Night With A 600lb Woman' from TAFS Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-03. Transcript available.

Of course, you had a famous incident once on stage.
Mm-hmm.
Pretty cool.
I wouldn't say so.
Now that I look back on it, it's kind of embarrassing.
I mean, you were probably...
I was in my 30s.
You were in your 30s.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Too old to be doing that kind of shit.
Yeah, well, how old were you?
In my 30s.
How old in your 30s?
I can't remember.
I was on a lot of Molly.
You could only run for president at 35, so that's pretty...
No, I think I was probably before 35.
Okay, so you're right.
Like 33.
Come on, you're getting...
Maybe about 33.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33, so you can't even be the president yet.
Yeah, yeah.
You can get your dicks up.
30s are still young, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So in retrospect, it was like...
I mean, come on.
But it's not like the worst thing in the world.
I mean, I would like to forget it.
I mean, yes, it's a little...
I would like to forget it.
Yeah, I don't want to bring it up.
It's probably annoying because you get, like, asked about it.
Yeah, it's so long ago.
That was, like, 20 years ago.
Yeah, and you weren't married to her, either.
No.
Yeah.
I think it was the CIA PSYOP.
Really?
The CIA sucked your dick on stage?
I think they was put...
I think she was playing it.
That's so them.
That is so CIA.
That is so CIA.
I should have known.
That is exactly the kind of thing they would do.
They would do that.
Why doesn't the CIA come here?
It is a conspiracy theory behind that.
Do you have baby boys?
Baby bros?
Are there younger rappers that you look out for?
I mean, it's a lot of younger artists that I connect with.
But I wouldn't say look out for.
I mean, if they...
You know, when I ask me some advice, I'm always here to talk.
But I can't say I'm not hands-on with anybody like that.
Is it like a Lone Wolf kind of world?
Like, it's like kind of...
Ain't comedy like that, too?
I'm the only one that's...
Comedy, definitely some Lone Wolf.
Backstab.
But with rap music, it's a little more communal.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, you can help each other.
Who's your best friend in rap?
Best friend in rap?
I would say I have best friends because...
You know how that is.
And I'm old.
When you get in...
I mean, I don't know.
I'm not like hanging out.
As a man, you shouldn't have friends, right?
I really like hanging out with Quadeca.
That's my homie.
We went to go see Weapons.
It was a great time.
Was it a good movie?
Hell yeah, I like that shit.
Yeah.
That's nice.
You go to a movie with your friend from work.
Yeah.
You know, he was in Austin.
He's like, you want to go see Weapons?
I'm like, yeah, I feel good.
I want to go on a date.
What's the fattest you would go with a girl?
I done hit some big bitches.
What's the biggest?
I mean, my 20s, my entire 20s, I was broke and just living.
Couch to couch kind of situation.
So, yeah, for a hot plate and a couch, I was smashing.
Oh, you did for, yeah.
Hell yeah.
I used to be on them phone chat lines.
And the fatt bitches, they used to be sounding good, too.
Really?
You'd be like, damn, this boy, I noticed me.
Show up 300 pounds.
Like, all right.
I just always used to have a pep.
I used to have a pep talk with my way while I was on the way over there.
I'd be like, man, it don't matter, man.
Whatever it is, I'm hitting it, man.
Yeah.
You just got to be strong.
I only did it one time.
You know what I'm saying?
You just got to be strong.
Get over there.
Like, yeah, if I knew.
See, you'd be mentally prepared.
I remember one time I hit a bitch so big and we was sleeping in the bed
together.
Yeah.
And, like, her roommate had came in the room.
She didn't even know I was in the room.
We was laying next to each other.
She didn't even know a nigga was in that bed.
Really?
Yeah, that shit was crazy.
That's what I was like, yeah, this shit got to stop.
When I'm fucking bitching so big, I could hide behind them.
You didn't know that it was a two-man situation?
I was hungry that night.
She said she was buying pizza.
Really?
She had weed.
I'm like, man, I'm tired of sleeping in that grandma crib.
Let me just get a night away.
And then it'll make you start to appreciate the grandma crib because you'll be
like,
damn, that was hard work.
I can't do that every night.
That was some shit.
It was some heavy lifting.
I mean, it's just, you know.
I only did it one time and it felt like she, every time I've been with a lady,
I've been like, she's an idiot.
What is she doing?
Yeah.
What a fool.
Like, imagine your father.
And then, but with the bigger one, she was like, she was like, thank you.
She appreciated me.
She made me feel beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She made me feel beautiful.
They have a purpose.
They have purpose, man.
Yeah, yeah.
And if it does feel like you've kind of.
So I don't got no, like, I don't got no type.
Yeah.
No type whatsoever?
Mm-mm.
Yeah.
It's kind of gay to have a type.
Yeah.
I like, I'm more about personality.
Come on, but you wouldn't be with some sort of.
If I hate you, I can't be around you.
Yeah, but if it's an awesome, like, with the eye hanging out of the socket, you
wouldn't
do that, if it's a great guy, girl, uh, I mean, I'm hungover.
I'm trying to think about it.
Like, like, if, if, if I knew her, if I knew her before, imagine a small hand,
but she's
like, funny as fuck.
Now, if this is like toxic Avengers or some shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Acid burn victim.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
And it's no shade.
I mean, you could be friends.
Yeah.
Can you be friends with a girl?
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
They always fall in love with us.
I try.
They always fall in love with us.
And they say things like, you're not there for me.
And I'm like, you're not my girlfriend.
You're not my girlfriend.
I mean, it's possible, but.
It's possible.
I just, I think I just wasn't at the right place in my life to be friends with
women when
I were.
Because I kind of, um, now I miss those kind of relationships.
Yeah.
Because you can kind of talk to them about different shit that you tell one of
your homers.
They're like, man, shut your gay ass up.
Right.
You could be sensitive with it.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Sometimes you need an outside perspective.
You need to talk to a bitch about a bitch.
I know.
You could like say a little like gay thing once and then it's kind of, you
could be like,
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's like, they like that.
You could be yourself.
You could be yourself.
You could watch reality TV.
Yeah.
You could be like, let's see how real.
90 Day Fiancé.
Let's see how real these housewives are.
That's my thing.
90 Day Fiancé.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love that.
Do you find that you end up hating the American every time?
I think I do every time.
No, because, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because sometimes, I mean, because I'll be rooting for the scammers.
Yeah.
The African niggas with the fat white bitch.
I'd be like, yeah, man.
That was the best one.
That was the best one.
The Nigeria guy.
The Nigeria guy.
And she went to Nigeria and put him on the Trump stuff.
And she had corn rolls and all that type of shit.
That's so disgusting, that woman.
He's a good man.
She's like, and then I saw he had 2,000 other women on his social media.
And then she felt betrayed.
That's some shit right there.
Yeah.
And he's wearing the Trump hat.
He's like, he's a great business man.
He had moved her, he moved with her, didn't he?
She's trying to like make him like, he was just babysitting kids and shit.
Oh, she was one of those, you can't see the roommate on the other side kind of
like this.
No, she was, she was, what I'm talking about was crazy.
Mountain.
Really?
It was a mountain.
Really?
Yeah, that was like three or four of them.
I'm talking about like the 600 pound type shit.
Really?
Like you see, yes, I'm telling you.
Like they can't leave the house?
She was like, she left the house.
But I'm telling you, it was painful.
I know she used to be in pain.
How did you know that she was offering the pizza?
But she's like, you have to exchange some services.
That's how she wooed me.
So you were out, where did you see her?
Do you remember, like, do you remember the, like, the series of events?
No, this was back in, this was in the early 2000s.
This was back in the day where you can call one of them party lines up on the
phone.
And it'd be like, it'd just be bitches.
You could just, you could listen in a profile and bitch be like, I'm at the
crib right now and it's hot and juicy.
Really?
Come pull up.
And then you got to press the number.
You got to press the number, leave her a message.
And then she immediately leave her a message.
Like, just hit my number.
Then y'all will call or whatever.
And then you link up.
Really?
Yeah, she's like, I was just about to order a pizza.
I got some weed.
I just need some dick.
I should have knew she was big when she said that, though.
I'm like, all right, this sounds like a good night.
That sounds great.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not saying it was a bad time.
You had a great time.
I mean, I was, the way I felt about myself the next day when I got back to my
grandma's house.
That's self-hatred.
You didn't hate her.
I was really ashamed.
She's a great person.
I was ashamed.
And I only was ashamed because then in the morning, I was like, damn, I need to
get some cigarettes.
She's like, all right, I didn't even walk to the gas station.
I remember we walked to the gas station together.
Took forever.
I didn't know I was a nigga.
He was pumping his gas and just the way he was looking at me.
Like, I just knew in my heart.
That's something where he was like, man, this nigga.
Oh, no, no, no.
I was just like.
He called the party.
And I tried to just be proud.
Look him in the eyes.
Like, yeah, I'm with the big bitch.
I didn't want to go through that no more.
That's all it was.
What about it, sir?
Public perception is everything, man.
I wasn't that mature in life, man.
Did you tell her what you said to your grandma when you came back?
It just was a ghosting.
I mean, my grandma, she wanted me out the house for the night.
So she was like, your grandma was like, just go find one of these.
No, she ain't care.
I'm just saying, like, you know when you couch surfing.
She didn't say, how was last night?
No, my grandma, she was happy I was gone somewhere.
She wasn't like, tell me all about it.
She's like, I hope he move in with the bitch.
Really?
Yeah.
Is she still with us, your grandma?
Hell yeah.
She kicking it strong.
How old is she now?
I don't know.
She old.
Does she know that you have money now?
I mean.
Or does she still treat you like you're, like, on the couch?
My grandma was a boss, man.
My grandma owned, like, five houses.
Really?
Me, my money, she probably, like, he still ain't got money like that.
Really?
My grandma, that kind of.
My grandma's a, like.
Yeah.
Everyone didn't need real money to her.
So it's all right.
My grandma, I will, like, you doing all right for yourself.
I, like, will not see her for a year, and then I'll see her, and she'll be like,
you have
problems.
And I'll be like, fuck you, lady.
Mine is.
My grandma cuss.
Mine's nice.
My grandma cuss a lot.
Mine is.
My Filipino grandma's pretty cool, but she, she's very strict.
Is she good at karaoke or no?
No, my grandma, I mean, my grandma been here since the 60s.
Really?
Yeah, she'd go back every blue moon.
No, I don't think my grandma, she good at sewing.
I don't know if that's a Filipino thing.
I mean, that's her job.
That's what she always did.