Name: Joe Rogan Experience #335 - Bas Rutten
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #335 - Bas Rutten' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-03-12. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #335 - Bas Rutten

oh sweet baby jesus we're back again ladies and gentlemen this uh episode of
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um this wednesday night is it that brian next thursday or this thursday thursday
night you guys
have um a desk watch show at the uh what does that mean desk watch show it's a
comedy show yeah damn it
it's a comedy show this thursday night at the uh one of the coolest comedy
clubs in the southern
california area american comedy company in san diego is this really badass low
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yeah nice area too so like afterwards there's huge bars across the street you
can just party at
afterwards yeah if you've never been to san diego you know you should go down
just to check it out it's
it's such a cool little area people walk there you know nobody walks in in la
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yeah unless you're like there's like a couple of blocks on melrose where you
might catch somebody
walking around right but uh for the most part people are not really walking
around you know from their cars
yeah that's about it so uh it's this thursday night and the lineup is uh yoshi
uh you've heard
him on our podcast she didn't know she didn't podcast uh he's also uh a lot of
times he's on david
cho's podcast very very funny guy billy bonnell very funny guy jason teeb of
course our buddy we've
had him on before he's very very cool guy and funny guy and tony hinchcliffe
really hot up and coming
comic i i really believe that tony hinchcliffe like five six years from now is
going to be like he's
he's gonna blow the fuck up you know i was watching him last night and the most
amazing thing about him
is how fast he was like he was uh doing a uh don barris goes uh what do you
think the the lead singer
of counting crows is he jewish or not jewish and tony goes uh jewish jewish it
should be the accounting
crows it was so fast i was like how the fuck did you do that that fast he's he's
hilarious he's a very
very funny guy so that's uh next thursday night this thursday this i'm sorry
this as in the next one
that comes up yeah this one this one in three days and it's american comedy
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we are also brought to you by on it dot com um one of the things we started
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one of the things that uh we started carrying is we started carrying um these
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uh i use you use between like 15 and 25 pounds it seems like nothing but when
you do all these things
like they're called shield casts and all these different uh exercises with the
clubs you'd be amazed at how
much they wear you out um one of the things that on it is interested in and
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your whole body and you'd be amazed at what kind of a workout you can get with
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just hire at least once to have someone show you how to do the proper maneuvers
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should if you can afford it
get a trainer if you can't there are some online videos you can get off of
youtube that are good um
instructional videos but it's very important to start light and use good form
you can always get
injured in lifting weights boss rootin will tell you about that later um you
know i've been injured
many times exercising it's just part of the program if you want to get fit you
have to take chances
and if you take chances sometimes you get hurt but you want to minimize that as
much as possible
one of the best ways is good form use always use good form never allow yourself
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when you're training and if you feel like you're getting sloppy most likely you're
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ladies and gentlemen
we're finned to get crazy we're gonna get jiggy with it and we're gonna we're
gonna learn some
knowledge from the great master master rutin who's in the house the joe rogan
experience
powerful boss rutin welcome to the podcast sir it's always a pleasure same here
you know i'm amazed
with the commercials you fox shit motherfuckers you know that's that's great
way to you know get it out
there well you know what it is man you gotta just be yourself you gotta always
be yourself that's true
you know and anybody who doesn't want to hear that kind of stuff i don't want
them listening no so it's
a way of filtering out tight asses i don't think that anybody hit the delete
button right now you never
know man dudes will get pissed off at anything they'll decide that your
commercial is the reason
why their life sucks this motherfucker and is on it you and on it they'll shoot
their computers
there's someone out there you're catching them they're at nine before you even
meet them just
and then they just decide it's that boss rutin o-tube trainer yes that sent me
over the top how cool is
that my wife gave it to me just before i walked out she said she's going to be
on camera right yeah powerful
you're that o2 trainer is uh it's like for including improving the strength of
your lungs is that what
it is that's it include yeah we talked about it folks you don't know boss rutin
former ufc heavyweight
champion if you're not uh into the world of martial arts i should always
introduce my guests i never
do i just start conversations boss is a good friend but a good friend for years
and one of the one of the
greatest mixed martial arts fighters in history legit you're you're you're a
legend like you know you when you
fought uh tiyoshi kosaka you know that was uh that was like one of the highest
level mma fights that we
had ever seen up to that date you know like you you when you came into the
scene when you won the
heavyweight title you ele