Name: Joe Rogan Experience #171 - EverLast (Part 1)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #171 - EverLast (Part 1)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-03-17. Transcript available. JRE #171 - EverLast (Part 1).

Joe Rogan Experience #171 - EverLast (Part 1)

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brian does not need that shit though it makes me type faster did it do anything
for you uh you know
i haven't really tried that one yet that's the only way i've tried but i'm
doing everything else and i
really like the immune that's my favorite one yeah the shroom tech immune is a
really fascinating one
because what it is is uh somehow or another i don't i don't know the the total
science behind it
so i don't want to speak out of school but from what it's explained to me is
the when you eat these
mushrooms your immune system reacts to them as if they're like uh like like
there's an issue like
there's a bacterial infection it's a cold or something but there is no cold so
it jumps up
your immune system so your immune system builds up this big crazy army but then
there's no war
right so some other punks come along your immune system is ready anyway that's
the end of the
commercials hit the music bitch we got everlast in the house today come on son
what's the name of this song i get by single off the new album everlast ungrateful
living
government man keep calling my house talking about i owe harassing my spouse
gotta park my truck
on another block cause the subprime loan got my ass in hot got a couple good
friends with helping hands i
need a brand new job with a health care plan they closed the plan they stole my
job and told me crime
don't pay unless you ask the ma so i smoke a little grass drink a little wine
watch a little too try to
kill a little time never single day about a little more behind but i'm paying
it no mind it'll all be
fine i get by
yeah
i barely get by
it's good shit
oh i like this man
i barely get by
i barely get by
i barely get by
this is classic
i ain't gonna lie
i barely get by
i gotta check out the video
where can you find the video
on youtube
everlast music channel
we only gave you a taste ladies and gentlemen there's more of that song
obviously
that's but you can tell that's classic shit that's you that's you in your
groove man
yeah and you know what it's one of those cds i was talking about this earlier
that i buy cds and i usually like two or three songs this is one of those cds
where i honestly like every single song on this cd and there's a few of them
that like my house i fucking love this is awesome cd man it's been a while
it's been a while since you put something out so is it like a couple years how
many years has it been two oh eight i put a three so oh eight i put out a
record do you like having like that kind of a space in between records where
you really get to work on your shit and really get to like put it in a form you
like yeah i got no choice it's just songs come to me and groove it's just songs
come to me and groove it's just songs come to me and groove it's just like that
kind of a space in between records where you really get to work on your shit
and really get to like put it in a form you like
i got no choice it's just songs come to me and groups and and bunches and then
i i get caught up just living you know what i mean it's i just kind of i can't
force an issue if i if i tried to write a song when i wasn't feeling like
writing a song it would just be horrible you know i mean i've done it i've
tried it you know i mean it's just sometimes it's like life says don't write a
record
right right right and i tour and i lay back and i i take my time i just i like
taking in as much music as as as i do put putting out music so i listen to
things i learn more about music
right do you like um when when you write do you just say do you have like a
whim like it just comes across you like i'm gonna sit down right now and start
writing a song like you don't have like a set aside time or anything like
where you go i'm just gonna work on music how does it work with you nowadays i
just go you know i keep a studio away from the house just you know kind of and
make it like a job just go every day you know not on quite nine to five hours
but try to keep it
as respectful to the family and whatnot as you're right you know before it was
just yes i mean if it if i wanted to work at two in the morning i work at two
in the morning you know i mean and that's still the case but it's i don't
really live in that hour anymore
yeah i don't either but there's something kind of badass about that shit that
comes out like 4 a.m yeah you know that's why you can't you know can't not do
it if it's if it needs to be done but i'm not sitting around at two in the
morning waiting on it you know i mean if it jumps on me i'm working on it
but i always personally felt like with writing anything that you don't get into
the real trance until like the whole house is asleep
oh yeah until it's just you and the silence and the keyboard and then you get
into the real trance
well that's also why i keep a separate area like you know i'm just talking
about like a good hour away from the house i gotta drive to go to the studio
right i usually spend a day or two there and you know just lock my mind out of
everything and and and try and you know it's there's no windows so it could be
two in the morning and you know
are you always writing shit down too like if you like uh if you're like in a
restaurant or something you have an idea for something do you write it down or
you just fuck with it in your head
never written an idea down ever wow not a not a lyric not a rap lyric not wow
not a song you just keep them all in your head
yeah not a chord like progression on it i wow if i can't remember it it's it's
lost to the universe
that's awesome yeah there's something beautiful about that man that's pretty
badass yeah i'm like a beautiful mind kind of an idiot
idiot savant you know you know it's doesn't uh jay-z know how i don't even know
half the chords i play on the guitar man i've just copied them from other
people
really holy shit doesn't jay-z do that as well he doesn't write any of his raps
down i believe so yeah
that's incredible that's incredible so all your shit it just started for me as
a as a as a way of exercising your mind
when i was a young kid trying to be a rapper i was like you should always have
it ready in your brain
and then i my style of writing just became kind of visual and it's like in my
mind when i write lyrics
i have the pictures in my brain i equate it to that cat on oz that drew
pictures on paper but he was a
poet you know what i mean it wasn't words it was always this picture but he
would read it as a poem and
it's almost the same thing it's three-dimensional in my head a song the minute
i would start writing the
words out two-dimensionally it would just lose all meaning and and feeling to
me oh that's fascinating
so you feel like the writing in a writing and just a verbal in an audio way
yeah is the way to do it
and just store it in memory dimensional for me like in my mind it's like three-dimensional
pictures of
what i'm writing about and that totally the minute i commit them to paper and
they're two-dimensional i
lose all it i hate i mean it's a despisal they go from something i'm really
digging so let me write that
down and see it and then i see it as a whole different me and it's not it's
words it's it's
paper it's that's amazing yeah that's a fascinating way i only put out a record
every two or three
years that's really interesting though but you're totally right well there's
some people that have
just a way of expressing themselves that's like a fun way to listen to i always
bring up my friend
joey diaz do you know joey diaz the comedian sounds familiar he's he's if you
ever listen to the
podcast he's on all the time he's one of my best friends and he's this guy that
is just
he's the way he talks is just like poetry you know he's just like what's up dog
what do we where's
this party kicking motherfucker what we doing bitches he's giving everybody knuckles
and everybody's
laughing and smiling he just takes you off in a wave and joey diaz is not
something you could write
down on paper right that's a flavor that's a real live like as you said three-dimensional
flavor
to the way his words come out it's alive it's you know it surrounds me in my
head if i'm writing it
in my head it's all around me wow i mean i commit it to paper it's just flattened
so do you have uh so
if none of this is all written down do you have like a set list in your mind of
how you put it in
order in your shows or do you wing it they go on on how you feel no i'll write
the titles down
i'm saying in the i it's also become a superstition at this point in my life it's
like
after you make a record they want the lyrics you know they want to know the
publishing company is
like that's giving you money for what you've written right wants to know what
you wrote
so but i actually i have to have one of my people my assistants like hey write
the lyrics down i'll
sit there and dictate them to you right right because it's become like a
superstition at this
point too wow have you ever tried to like break away from that only let me see
if i could just write
one and start from scratch by writing it down i have and it's just again it's
like i don't
i live in a song until it's done you know i mean until it's finished it's all
around me it's it
once it's on paper it's like it's it's well you hit some notes man you hit some
notes in that what
it's like song we're like whoa like you know the one about the girl finding out
she's pregnant the
guy leaving and you find that man again she's gonna cut off his balls like you
you hit that note and
that note maybe wasn't something that would have ever been the same if it was
written down you know
i'm saying like you you you hit it with the feeling of being that girl in that
situation and it
was realistic and and and you know l