Name: Best of The Week - February 18, 2013 - Joe Rogan Experience
Uploaded: 2013-03-18T18:19:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best of The Week - February 18, 2013 - Joe Rogan Experience' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-03-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best of The Week - February 18, 2013 - Joe Rogan Experience' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-03-18. Transcript available.

the joe rogan experience i'll be all right um the book's called the disaster diaries
how i learned
to stop worrying and love the apocalypse and uh it's really fucking interesting
stuff man and you
went you went really deep with this you covered so many aspects of the whole
idea of survival and
the whole idea of like really chaos situations and controlling your adrenaline
and relaxing and how
most people really have no idea that like when the shit hits the fan most
people are just
literally gonna like shut off yeah they're gonna shit their pants and shut off
and that is a much
more common reaction than not totally yeah it's so interesting to see that like
you know a lot of
people don't know what they don't know you know what i mean and that's that was
kind of so one of
the major you know sort of things i took from this book was what stress does
you know you and i've you
know you've been in the fight game for a long time and i'd written about the
fighter's mind and stuff
and i was shocked at how you know the cooper's color code wasn't talked about
in the fight game
you know what i mean which you know it's a shooting thing explain the cooper's
in the book the cooper's
color code which anybody who who does any shooting will know about but but it's
basically jeff cooper
was a very well-known firearms instructor in the 60s and he came up with this
color code about
your sort of alertness level and you know white you're at home kind of off or
listening to music
or watching tv and then yellow you're on the street and uh orange you're you
know you're sort of seeing
maybe possible danger and then red you're fighting and that was how he sort of
quantified it and then
the marine corps later came up with black which was the catastrophic failure of
your mind basically
like the total breakdown and it was just so interesting to sort of you know i've
been sort
of hearing about this anecdotally and i'd seen it with fighters um you know
guys freezing we're just
doing dumb shit over and over again you know it's not working but they can't
stop and they're getting
punched in the face so that's definitely not helping there but you know the
fact that i mean i'm sure
some of these trainers knew about it but nobody had mentioned you know there's
this huge raft of data
and uh research that's been done on on on stress and what it does to your body
and and uh it wasn't
you know really being utilized in the fight game but you had kimbo in fucking
side control you worked
to get it you got it you were in a dominant position he was tired and they
stood you back up
gary shaw said gary shaw said we did a um a radio interview you know where
everyone's on the other
line and i've just finished training so i'm on the phone and one of no one was
asking me fucking any
questions um and i thought yeah i'm just the guy for kimbo to be so and then
the someone asked gary
shaw a question they said um this is how he was holding the phone um they asked
gary shaw the question
i like that yeah just uh i did emphasis there just in case you can't visualize
it um they said to him
um what would you do if james thompson won and he said i'd hang myself and i
thought wow
that's the dumbest motherfucker in the history of mma productions
the the idea that you have one guy that's the most important thing and bank
everything on him winning
yeah exactly so stupid all eggs completely dumb because if you kick that guy's
ass it would have
been awesome if they they left you inside control it would have been awesome
just like it was awesome
for him when he won it would have been awesome for you then you know you gotta
let the guy who's
supposed to win win there's a lot of fights where the referee errs on the side
of caution and protects
the fighter and in a case like yours you feel like you were denied an
opportunity because of that
yeah and what what i was saying before so i was i started vambling but the i
was backstage and it
just happened and um gary shaw's son um that fucking yeah big kid yeah scala is
that what they call him
oh yeah scala seems like a nice guy with a fucking what was that dollar sign
fucking yeah is a chain
a dollar sign chain oh the s is a scholar yeah yeah it's clever yeah well he
grew up with a rich dad
and he's probably uh you know it's an interesting way to live your life but he
came up to me and he
said um you gotta go to the hospital you gotta go to the hospital now i know
you gotta go to the
hospital yeah and okay i turned to him and i said yeah he said yeah but he
turned away or you know
because there was a lot going on so he didn't hear me and then he turned back
and went you have to go
to the hospital now i'm taking you now and i went you really want me to go to
the hospital right
too much so then i went to the press conference instead and as i walked into
the press conference
gary shaw was going we've just had to take james thompson to the hospital the
emergency room
he had breathing and i'm there and someone caught into it and i was drinking a
drink
yeah i mean and i think that sums it up really here's the legit issue for real
a woman like jodie
foster can come out of the closet and still play someone's wife no problem no
one has a problem
with it right if tom cruise and i'm not saying tom cruise is gay but if tom
cruise was gay and he
came out of the closet and um then wanted to do a movie where he was making out
with a chick
career is over it's over that's that's reality i mean that i believe i mean i
shouldn't say it's
reality because i'm basing it on my own personal feelings of how it would go go
down it might go
down differently but i think that you know the people who do polling for
politicians and stuff
like you know that i mean you'd be amazed at how irrational voters are how how
how finding out
one little thing about somebody's past can really sway an election so people
are very you know for
the most part people are pretty conservative in their ideologies yeah it doesn't
seem to be an
issue when you're women that are coming out it's like we don't really have that
much of a problem
with that there's not there's no like there's no penetration i really think it's
ah you're bumping
moths and you're making out yeah there's a neediness to cock tell me what i
need yeah it also there's
also the stigma of disease and all that so that comes with it too right with
the gay sex yeah you
know there's a lot of stuff what if they're just in a jerking off each other
well that's completely
different and they're really clean because that's coming staring each other in
the eye they're looking
away looking away what are you worried about over here let me see your dick for
a second
as a goof i'm gonna jerk it off listen i've been shaving around my dick because
they say it makes
my dick look bigger but i'm not convinced can you give me an opinion i mean i
want you to be
objective here let me give it a look i'll give it a look i don't think it looks
any bigger dude that
looks a lot bigger i'm telling you it doesn't look can i be honest with you it
doesn't even look
like i could choke you with this you look like you should have hooves right now
i'm being honest
suck it and it wouldn't even feel bad it would just go all the way in your
mouth i mean i'm betting
what do you try it right now i'm betting it would just go in your mouth you
mean you don't think
you could feel it we need to i'll try we need to do another mikey and yeah
absolutely tony in the
basement all right let's do it was the character's names do we remember um mikey
one of them was mikey
and then there was the mom who was kelly kirsten yeah she was great when i was
involved in boxing
some of the best fights i ever saw were in the gym oh yeah you know oh hell
yeah one day one day i saw
uh uh living stone bramble and roger mayweather oh fucking go at it at a
fucking gym in vegas
yeah another time wow at one of the gyms because because we all worked together
i worked with mayweather
i worked with nick one kick um floyd when floyd was first coming i mean we all
worked together in
these gyms you know and uh one time there was this dude he was a heavyweight
his name was tracy
and him and roger mayweather fucking got into it he was tracy was a young heavyweight
24 year old kid
heavyweight and roger was fucking 147 yeah in his 40s jesus and roger said like
what you say
motherfucker just fucking getting into it back and forth i go oh shit here we
go and they got in the
fucking ring and started fighting man and uh yeah they started fucking fighting
and at the end of the
round when the bell went off tracy tried to stop and roger fucking lit him up
and he goes no rounds
motherfucker no rounds so they just kept fighting straight fucking through
until fucking tracy quit
oh my god roger fucking whooped his ass and he fucking quit in his 40s yeah and
then and then when he
quit roger hit him another eight nine times after he fucking quit shit and he
and he's basically like
don't have a fucking mouth off to me in this gym a 147 pound 40 year old yeah
but roger black mamba
yep you know a lot of people don't know roger you know a lot of people
everybody knows floyd but roger
his uncle in his time he was a bad motherfucker he had a piston right hand yeah
he had a nasty jab and
he would fucking slam that right hand in he was a bad dude for many a year i've
seen some crazy
shit happen in fucking boxing gyms man crazy shit over the years that's
incredible
you