Name: Joe Rogan Experience #180 - Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo, Denny Prokopos
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Joe Rogan Experience #180 - Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo, Denny Prokopos

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my night all day thank god men like nick diaz exist this weekend nick diaz and
carlos condit thank god
those guys exist thank god those guys exist and thank god those guys have built
themselves up to
the point where this is one of those matches where five fucking rounds man you
can't wait you're gonna
be your palms sweaty rubbing your hands together before that bitch i don't know
who's gonna be the
referee for this i don't know who it is but before that one person looks at the
blue corner and looks
at the red corner and then said fight that shit is gonna be crazy and poor carlos
condo he's been
training for eight years for the fight yeah it's eight years he's been fucking
training every two months
they change opponents perfect he's had 19 fucking opponents like batman in
season one it's really
for him i think it's perfect because he's he's so prepared he's ready he's
ready to rock it's a
perfect time for him you know 160 plus 130 the line is not that bad it's minus
160 you would be
crazy to pick a favorite in this fight i think he'd be crazy i think that this
is one of those who the
fuck knows what's going to happen fights this could be who knows it's going to
be amazing it's going
for doom roy nelson too yeah for doom roy nelson i forgot about that oh how
about hennon burrell and
scott jorgensen that's right holy battle that hennon burrell dude he's the dark
horse of the pound
for pound division because he's not a champion yet but he might be one of the
top pound for pound guys
he's right up there with aldo he's a beast did you see his last fight with brad
pickett
he hit homeboy with a knee to the face with no jump just leaped up with his
knee you know instead
of that thing where they lift the front leg and then they come up with the
right leg they'll start with
the left leg and then they use it as force to kick up with the right leg some
of these badass brazilians
like anderson can do it too where they just fly through the air with one knee
and burrell just
lifted that knee up and crack caught caught brad pickett in the chin i mean he's
a beast dude and his
jiu-jitsu is sick you know as soon as brad pickett like stumbled and he saw a
position he jumped on that
back so quick man it was a thing of beauty man i saw the ufc special on nick
diaz carlos condit
yeah which one episode one shit i don't know episode two uh i don't know if it's
aired yet is
it well the one the one where they have nick diaz like kindergarten teacher
yeah damn she remembered
nick right she remembered nick and this is i learned a lot about nick and i i
come up with a hypothesis
you know before when in the early days if you were a black belt in jiu-jitsu
you had a shot at the title
and then it became if you were an olympic wrestler damn you have a shot at the
time now it's obvious
now it's becoming more like all other sports like if you didn't wrestle do jujitsu
and and worked on
striking since day one as a kid because there's so many kids doing that all
three now you don't it's
like you're not going to have a shot in the very near future and i think there's
one there's one more
factor and that's the nick diaz factor there's obviously he doesn't like
cameras he's he said it a
million times he doesn't like to talk in front of cameras he's not you know um
you know he's he's
he's not into it and maybe he's shy in front of the camera or whatever and his
teacher was even saying
that he wasn't uh the most you know vocal guy and and and he had trouble
expressing himself and all
that shit and um when he gets in that cage and that door slams shut and the
crowd is roaring there's no more
fucking talking he just comes alive he looks at his opponent he's like nobody
could fucking hear you
you could be the most articulate funny charismatic guy on the fucking planet
but you know what
i fucking run all day swim all day dubok i got a crazy chin i'm gonna fucking
kill this
motherfucker that's like a that's an x factor right there if you didn't like
you have to look
for that i think in the future in fighters like do they have that switch where
when they
fucking get in that cage it's just it really is like 