Name: Joe Rogan Experience #184 - DEADMAU5, Russell Peters, Eddie Bravo
Uploaded: 2013-04-09T04:48:56.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #184 - DEADMAU5, Russell Peters, Eddie Bravo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-04-09. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #184 - DEADMAU5, Russell Peters, Eddie Bravo

bonus podcast i don't even hear myself there we go is that me yeah bonus
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still waiting for the
disposable fleshlight that's gonna be big whenever they fucking have the balls
to come out with that
i want to see people will wash it just like you used to wash condoms it's kind
of can you know what
i mean just make it just so cheap that it's for like a dollar 99 you can you
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idea if it could be like five bucks you could be like a cheap date just real
quick i don't want to
wash it i've tried it i tried the fleshlight before you even fucking yeah you
told me yeah it's true
you actually bought one because of a bad date right i was on a bad date i flew
a girl flew came in to
visit you i i met this girl online and this was back when i was a whore back in
the whore days
um she looked hot on myspace you know what i mean flew her in i'm like damn she
looks nothing like
her myspace that happens every now and then she was using some them bitches
should be working for
pixar you know what i mean them bitches from photoshop masters when myspace was
big
if you didn't have a fucking background in being a hot bitch on myspace you're
not going to get the
job at fucking you know disney or pixar you know what i mean those are the best
that eight years of
fucking myspace well it's the first time we ever encountered someone able to
completely lie about
what they look like damn they were good bitches got really good they knew all
about they didn't know
shit about word or anything but they open up that photoshop they you have to it's
like you have to
learn how to get your nails done you're gonna have to learn how to fuck with
photoshop your photos
a lot of girls actually became famous just through being a hot chick on myspace
totally that actually
became a movie i loved myspace so i fly this chick in and it was one of those
where you fly them in
for the weekend you know i thought she was hot enough as soon as i picked her
up the airport i'm like
damn uh god damn it she used the good pictures god damn it good from far far
from good yeah and
and so she was all right so and she wasn't this bitch i flew this bitch in and
she wasn't even
giving me any play she wasn't no physical play well you were probably like yeah
come on in
so what's up you know what fuck you or what you know what she is was used to
she was used to that
you know i'm sure i wasn't the first guy she's used to guys going oh i got my
spaced well there's a
lot of also there's a lot of girls who feel like once they give up the pussy
once they have sex with
you they've lost all their power their whole power is in holding back something
that you want after
getting dog like six times they figure out damn this sucks dude it's all into
her dude i'll buy you this
i'm gonna do this i'm putting up with all your shit i'm gonna get that and then
once you bust that
nut and it's friday night you're like damn this bitch is gonna stay here till
sunday and i'm done
friday you know what i mean yeah and this bitch wasn't giving me any play at
all this again this is back
when i was a whore and i flew around she's giving me no play so i decided to
take her to the hustler store
and have her you know you know we ended up buying a fucking fleshlight and uh
good story that's an awesome story i like how it ended with you staring off in
the fucking distance
yeah i didn't know where to go i didn't know where to go with that jesus christ
so why did you step in
i don't know what happened there i thought he was gonna end it nice it was i
thought it was a dark
weekend that was a dark weekend i was hoping it was a bunch of light jabs and
there was a big
right hand coming behind it all uh the joe rogan.net experience whatever the
fuck you're on
is also brought to you by onnit.com i'm not hearing well on this thing for some
reason i tried to turn
it up but it's not working how do i turn it up uh just follow the cable yeah i
did man it's not
doing shit it's on full blast you don't have your mute on maybe i don't have
the mute on man
unless it's this side uh the alpha brain pills you can find it joe rogan.net.com
i just changed it
but i think i made the the input louder no i can't do that you have that this
is only no you can do the
whole entire headphone unit just headphones but not input i can't change my
input right you can change
the input of everybody else's headphones by no no i don't mean uh input of the
headphones i mean
input of the microphone no okay so it's louder it's good yeah i did it yeah
then i did it all right
but if you go to joe rogan.net you know go to onnit.com o-n-n-i-t makers of
alpha brain what's
alpha brain it's a cognitive nutrition whatever the fuck it is it's some brain
pills that recently got
reviewed in the atlantic favorably they they enjoyed them and they said that it
uh how dare you
eddie bravo shut that shit off they said that uh they they work great uh for
when you haven't gotten
enough sleep and uh that's what i found them for as well um i i love uh taking
them when i'm jet lagged
too they what they are is a cognitive enhancing supplement a supplement that
allows your brain to
produce more neurotransmitters i don't understand the science behind it uh but
i've read a lot of it
and i try to memorize it but it's really just goes in one ear and out the other
but the bottom line is
we're we're funding uh university double blind placebo tests on it from a
prestigious university
in australia uh and uh they're we're trying to do it as scientifically as
possible there's something to
all this stuff there's something to nootropics you don't have to believe but if
you're interested in
google the word nootropic then once you've done that explore all the options
before you even think
about buying alpha brain try all kinds of shit buy it in bulk and if you want
to take our ingredient
list just take it offline and it's it's too expensive for you this is the best
way to do it steal the
ingredient list copy it it's not stealing it just copy it you have full right
to it's online copy it
and make it mix it all up yourself you'll save some money i hope you do and i
hope it works if you don't
want to do that we sell it if you buy it and you don't like it you get for the
first order first 30
pills you get your money back 100 you don't even have to send the pills back we're
trying to make it
like as easy as possible with the last thing i want is anybody to feel ripped
off but i use this shit
and i enjoy it and i think it's fucking awesome i love nootropics i've been
taking nootropics before
i got involved with alpha brain i've taken a bunch of them they work there's
vitamins that can enhance
the way your mind operates you know it's not great it's not significant it's
not going to turn a moron
into a genius but it for me it helps me run smoother but i believe in a lot of
nutritional supplements i
believe in fish oil i take a lot of probiotics i believe in a lot of things
that i don't sell
i think it's very important to take a lot of nutritious supplements and what
happened brian
our first screen went bright that's not what the internet is scary does this
internet see something
better why are you scaring me with this big bright ufo type fucking shit by my
head uh anyway we also
make shroom tech immune which is an immunity supplement all this is explained
on on it.com
and like i said first order 100 money back guarantee we used to have it for
everything but then some
people went online and they sold it all on ebay they got their money back they
hacked us so they
went so now we changed it so that's it go to on it.com o-n-n-i-t entering the
code name rogan oh
and by the way it's only for your first order after that you got to pay full
price the code name rogan
apparently is only good for one time i should probably try to have that changed
right yeah yeah
i should right okay i'll do that that's it good night show's over listen dead
mouse is here you dirty
bitches the internet has made something happen we've pulled together in less
than 24 hours
no other interaction with this young man but the internet demanded it
and now we're here
stupid cat you're not a dj i'm watching his cat dj video
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
That's the Professor Meowingtons.
That's the actual video.
That's the way the video looks?
Is there a way that you can shut this music off where it doesn't do this for 10
minutes?
What is this?
That's my fade out.
This is terrible.
We've got to stop.
It's making me dizzy.
For real.
It's really obnoxious.
All right.
Here you go.
So was that the actual video?
The music video?
No.
No.
That was just some random bullshittery at the house with the cat.
Oh, so that wasn't the video?
Because I thought it was the video and I thought that was fucking genius.
Oh, wow.
Man, to me, when I was looking at it, I thought this motherfucker had the balls.
He had such confidence in his goddamn music that the music video is going to be
a fucking
cat hits this electronically and the song's coming out of it.
And the cat's tripping out on this fucking song.
That was just, what was actually playing while that cat was doing that?
I don't think anything, actually.
Nothing, he was just playing with the turntable.
All right, maybe a random radio.
I can't really remember.
Wow.
To me, I thought that was the video and I thought you were a genius.
Well, yes.
Yes, it is.
Welcome aboard, man.
I just want to say that I think this is one of the first times the internet has
ever pulled
people together this quickly, like within 24 hours.
That's the fucking horde.
Tweet to tweet.
That's how the horde was.
I just landed from Omaha.
Yeah.
It's pretty badass, man.
I mean, how it happened.
I mean, I got, I don't know how many fucking retweets.
But I get on my computer and I just see RT, dead mouse, dead mouse, dead mouse.
I go, oh, what the fuck's going on here?
And then I click on one of them.
I'm like, oh, he wants to do a podcast.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
So I, you know, do you back.
And then all of a sudden, Brian's on it.
And Brian, you know, sorts the whole thing out.
Actually, there was about three months ago I started watching because he's been
on,
you go on Ustream all the time and just like pretty much like work.
You just talk to people and stuff.
And I was in the chat room once going, please come on the Joe Rogan podcast.
Please come.
And the next thing I know, I started asking Twitter followers to help me.
So we would just like attack your chat rooms.
Like, please come on.
How did you, is that what got you in?
Did you get pestered by him?
What, like a hostile takeover?
No.
I mean, what got you intrigued to come here?
You've never listened to the podcast before.
Yeah, you're right.
I've actually never listened to it.
But, of course, I know your work and I've seen you here and there and this and
that.
And shit, you know, I'm like thinking, fuck, man.
You know what?
Because I've actually known that everyone's like, oh, dude, get