Name: Joe Rogan Experience #351 - Georges St. Pierre
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #351 - Georges St. Pierre' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-04-24. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #351 - Georges St. Pierre

if you want to talk shit about our products that's cool too oh you crazy fucks
we're here
we're live uh george st pierre is here uh this episode of the podcast oh you
hear that that's me
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it's at right george chin-ups and shit george's all into gymnastics and bodyweight
exercises every
time i see this pull-up bar it looks like a hacksaw like this is to use to cut
off your head of your
enemy yeah underneath that tube where you do the chin-ups it's for uh you gotta
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body and mind strong as a matter of fact i just took four alpha brains right
before this show
and i got a solid eight hour sleep that shit's important right george
absolutely fuck yeah that's
george champion bitches all right respect when he says it's important it's
important i did not get
eight hours sleep i don't i believe you think i went to bed at seven uh this
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hey that's not true you fucking made that up um that's it uh wednesday night uh
at the ice house
we have a big fat comedy show with uh brian redband bert kreischer tommy segura
tony hinchcliffe
and me and it's 10 p.m and it's 15 bucks and uh it's like the best comics in la
stop by a lot of
times it's like we've done them with like eight ten people there yeah you know
the ice house is
awesome too and we're probably going to do a podcast with bert uh earlier in
the in the same day
um but that's uh 10 p.m and then the other shows are may 3rd and 4th at the sacramento
punchline
it's brian sam tripoli and tony hinchcliffe and uh then may 5th at cobs in san
francisco two
awesome clubs too by the way all right you fucks george san pierre is here the
goddamn welterweight
champion of the world bitches we're gonna get down to it play the music brian
the joe rogan experience
oh you you cut out the nick diaz part i see what you did
very very smart there was a thing that nick diaz had a quote it's like you know
train by day joe
rogan podcast by night all day do you not hate him now if you folks who don't
just listening to this
george san pierre is our guest and he's the ufc welterweight champion of the
world
just uh recently defended his title against uh nick diaz um does uh are you
cool with nick now
it seemed like you guys were complimentary after the fight i'm cool with him i
don't know if he's
cool with me i'm like i'm all right i'm cool with everybody that dude turns
everything into a personal
affair right yes he does does that ever get to you when guys should talk you
because you're like
if people didn't know you all right if the average person did not know what you
do besides the look
you know that you're physically strong they would never think that you're a
fighter you're a very
friendly guy you're very like easy to i've seen you interact with a lot of
different people over
many years you're very easy going very very nice to get along with yeah i don't
want to be i don't
want to look like a fighter when you talk to me let's say on the phone i want
to i want to look like
a normal human being right of course yeah that's a little bit the impression
that people have
sometimes well you're you're not just a nice guy you like you're honest about
your own vulnerabilities
which i've always found fascinating like you talk about what what makes you
scared you talk about
what you're worried about like you you know like even this nick diaz for you
like i am scared because
i i don't want to lose to this guy like there's a lot of people who never admit
that yeah but it make
you i think it make you stronger to admit that you're scared because you're not
scared to say that you're
scared right someone who doesn't admit it because he's scared to admit that he's
scared scared of
himself scared of what people gonna think about him i'm not scared what people
gonna think they have
to to see me as as i am so i'm not scared to admit that i'm scared and it's
almost like when you don't
admit you're scared it's like you're you're protecting yourself from evolving
because the only way you can
ever be realistic about a situation get better at anything in life is you've
got to accurately address what's
happening true 100 you know there's some people that don't do that and i think
that cuts them off
from a certain amount of progress in life i think there's a certain there's
there's like walls that
you put up yourself because you're not willing to look at your own failures a
hundred percent you're
not uh you're not uh honest with yourself you know so that's what it is a
little bit yeah so admitting
you're you're afraid is like so what bitch yeah i know you're afraid too that's
you know what as much
as i'm afraid i'm gonna make that walk the day of the day of the the day of it
and i'm gonna do it
regardless and it sounds more crazy i would be more afraid of a guy that says i'm
like who says like
i'm afraid but you know what i'm gonna still do it and i don't care if i'm
afraid bring it i'll do it
like this is sound crazy to me more than a guy said oh no no no i'm not afraid
because this guy is a
lie he's afraid to say that he's afraid he's like man you know what i mean to
me like personally that's
what it is yeah the posturing and posing it's it's unnecessary exactly
but you are afraid of aliens though right yeah i'm afraid of a lot of things
is it true you have like a path mapped out in your house how to get out if the
aliens show up no no
that's the rumor man that's what i heard i heard you have a plan because i know
you like to use game
plans so i figured you had an alien i know i know karate and i know jiu-jitsu
so if the aliens show up i put a
triangle choke on him and i also have a cat i have also a katana japanese katana
so if they come i can
slice them apart wow do you keep a sword in your house yes i am it's a it's a
it's a collection you
know it's for me it's i have to you better not bring any crazy home oh man it's
a sword and crazy
yeah i have this hacksaw on the side of my bed that i always forget is there
and i always like almost
cut my finger off all the time yeah you should put that in the garage son
big sword slash meat cleaver that it's just
so do you really have a fear of aliens or is this just a rumor because it what
didn't you do a countdown
show and you did a whole thing talking about how you're being scared of being
abducted by aliens
yeah i'm scared i'm scared of a lot of things you know
but that's a specific one i'll get i'll get into it like i can't i can't i can't
talk about it
right now but yeah i can't talk about it right now yeah it's one day i was
gonna come out and
make a big thing about it but no all right right now yeah have you had an
experience with aliens
no no no no i don't believe you i don't believe you i don't know i don't know
you don't know you
might have had an experience with my my manager gonna have a heart attack right
now i see my
brother i would never do or lead you down any path that's bad for your career
just as you said
that it's good to be afraid it's also good to be honest about everything even
that sounds crazy
no no no no that's the thing i'm honest and like look i'm honest i'm afraid but
i don't have to tell
everything on on the public it's true you don't but but but you know did you
have an alien because
you're a smart guy let me tell you you're a very smart guy you know you know
how to dig dig into people's
mind and as much as i like you i hate that about you because he put me on the
spot right now but
he's a very smart guy but no no i can't i can't go too deep into this listen if
i was on an alien
spacecraft and i had sex with an alien like i'm assuming you did i i feel like
i would just come
out and talk about it i don't know why you would hold that back no but i mean i
never something happened
george i don't know it's either it's either i'm crazy or or or uh maybe it
really happened but i i
hope that i'm crazy i don't think you're crazy i hope i am i could be pretty
crazy you know some
people that some great mind and you know they have been hallucinating stuff
some people are how do you
say maniacal depressive some people are ocd some people are this some people
are that