Name: Joe Rogan Experience #205 Neal Brennan
Uploaded: 2013-05-04T02:14:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #205 Neal Brennan' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #205 Neal Brennan' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #205  Neal Brennan

they're friendly that that's like the biggest compliment ever ready right
and they all love flash flashlight that voice is the voice of neil brennan
if you don't know neil brennan he would be right now he was the co-creator of
the chapelle show
shut up no one cares don't hate on that ladies and gentlemen don't hate there's
a lot of dudes
just because you can get a hold of a guy on twitter and go yeah we know you
were the fucking
ghost your co-fucking creator whatever you were dude we heard it already yeah
next next thing what
else did you do people don't want to hear that man they don't want to hear that
the actual truth
meanwhile if it was them god damn they would never stop talking about it it's
reality yeah people
look if they don't if you don't know neil brennan he deserves to be recognized
for what he has
accomplished i deserve this bitch he also deserves a free flashlight would you
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so what steps for one of them i don't know what the immune the immune one is so
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no no no no no no no i thought it was just imagine if you kind of the point
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how dare you no it's uh there's certain mushrooms that uh they found people eat
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oxygen more effectively and it's mixed with other stuff that's really good for
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lot of b12 in it so together it's a good pre-workout supplement i take it for jiu-jitsu
or for kettlebells or
something like that like 45 minutes before i i definitely think i fuck with
kettlebells now by
the way it's awesome it's the best because it doesn't take a long time no you
could get blasted out
in 20 minutes blasted bro yeah whoa you are dude you are we're we're on it we're
making kettlebells as
well and that's really really soon yeah yeah i would like to pre-order we got
dude i'll get you some
we got uh the we're gonna have regular kettlebells we're gonna make them the
best we can make them
and ship them the cheapest we can ship them and sell them the cheapest we can
sell them that's the
goal with that is the because i i went and bought they're super expensive i
bought one it's like a dollar a
pound yeah yeah dollar a pound is normal so 70 pounds like a 70 purchase for
this one piece of
metal the the real bitch ladies and gentlemen is shipping these things that's
where it's yeah well
that's what i went to the valley and bought one yeah like i because i wanted to
ship in them so we're
gonna have um two different lines of kettlebells and here's what's up we're
gonna have the regular
kettlebells that we're we're gonna sell and make as as in inexpensive but high
quality it has to be
high quality first it has to be done to the right dimensions it has to the the
grip has to be the
right size there's a that all has to be taken into account for first and then
we have to sell it as
cheap as possible and ship it as cheap as possible the idea is to make it as
the most make them like
the most affordable kettlebells that are the best quality you can get that's
the goal that's 100
percent right and we because we don't have to advertise anywhere else we're
gonna see like you
know i think people respond to it and have you seen prototypes of them yes yeah
i already have one i'll show
are they i have one here okay because mine is i i have sweaty palms yeah it's
good uh yeah it is good
but it sometimes it slips so yeah but that's what i'm saying it's good when it's
wet i sometimes when
i'm when i'm concentrating on specific techniques i'll chalk up my hands i'll
use like weightlifting
chalk which really helps it absorbs all the sweat and you just rub it down and
chalk it up before each
set but um when you're sweaty it forces you to grip it harder and i think it's
really good for your
hand strength so lately i've been not using the powder and just trying to
concentrate on just
gripping it even harder and i think i have really sweaty hands but i think it
actually improves my
grip strength it's you know but you also got to worry you're throwing a 50
pound kettlebell yeah that's
what i mean yeah because i do it in my living room so it's like i have a tiny
gym that i lift weights
and it's like as small as this office so i'll if i slip it doesn't happen a lot
no no they should have
one of those it's made my grip a hundred times no not a hundred times but for jiu-jitsu
it's made
my grip way better than it ever was before because i'm regularly throwing these
70 pound things around
with each hand and there's so much inertia and there's so much like when you're
catching it you're
catching this there's a fat metal bar with a cannonball behind it that's the
point yeah it builds
your whole body to work as one unit when everybody does lift you know if you
lift weights like lifting
weights is great if you want to get your biceps bigger do curls you want to get
you know it's all
simple everybody knows how to do it right but when you're doing that normal
bodybuilding stuff you're
isolating all your muscles which is really weird and it doesn't ever happen
like that in the wild
you know if you're using your body you're never in you're never in a jungle
doing like tricep
extensions it's most people are training for the wild correct you're moving
around yeah the life
you're moving around as one unit okay and if you want to get strong you should
get strong the idea
behind it is as one unit so when you're doing kettlebells your whole body is
working i gotta say
kettlebells taking my ass from a maybe a three and a half to a seven that's a
strong it's a no but
it's looking i mean your ass is a seven it's a seven sir you walked in front of
me okay and you
sat down and i i can't i unless you're sagging are you sagging no do you no but
i had nothing i
had nothing white guys that sag i think i was on the door i think i was
knocking on the door you're
thinking about until i read four hour body oh uh and then i started doing
kettlebells that's not
what i mean i mean like their pants oh like hip-hoppy yes uh i think at this
point it's a little
corny it's ridiculous i mean i it didn't buy i yeah i was probably one of them
although i will
probably i do pride myself on having never really been jived out you never jived
out not really no
never like a little maybe for a second like in 92 like what was the most
embarrassing statement you
might have said in 92 i had a i had a public enemy jacket in 1992 okay which
you know was a little corny
and i had a uh but that was about it i mean it wasn't like crazy well i i
probably would have bought a
public enemy jacket if they had one i'd buy one today if it was now you would
but this was on
their like descent oh uh you were just letting i would say that i would say the
n-word a lot oh
really just around like i was like feeling my eyes or black black dude yeah
anyway it was i was yeah
it was like feeling my oh you're a white devil yeah i've been around those
white dudes that'll say
nigger around a black guy and i'm like yo you are what are you doing man you
trying to start some
shit here right like what are you pretending that that's not like inflammatory
problem you know we're
just supposed to let it go we're just supposed to let it go because you're cool
about it yeah come
on silly that's a that's a highly charged word no that was my thing yeah good
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start the podcast neil brennan's here ladies and gentlemen the joe rogan
experience
powerful nick diaz representing i'm gonna go watch nick diaz compete in a
grappling match brian you
want to come and film it it's like uh may 12th in long beach nick diaz is gonna
fight a brawlio
estima this uh world champion brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt they're gonna have
a grappling only
match weird yeah dope hey what is powerful you keep i've seen you've texted me
power everybody
powerful it's just like a new brennan it's just sort of a catch-all silly ass
well i say powerful neil
brennan and so i'm letting you know you're powerful i'm giving you energy i'm
firing you up thank you
you know i'm i'm happy to be around you yeah when you say that to someone you're
happy to be around
them powerful neil brennan right powerful brian redband i don't use it at that
much i've used the
shit out of that yeah i forget about text form yeah yeah you powerfuled me on
the yeah man spread
out that positivity that's what it is it sounds corny to say spread out that
positive i thought it was
just sort of sarcastic no it's being silly it's fun powerful fun powerful is
like it's like it's like
positive fun you know like yeah whoever name a guy name a guy jonathan taylor
thomas powerful jonathan
taylor thomas where you been kid give him one more one more name don't hate on
jonathan taylor come
on man he's the bomb what happens to guys like that they go and do lifetime
movies now does he do other
you know i think i think he's one of those guys that i think i could be
completely wrong that he
did the school thing where he's like you know what i'm going back to school i'm
good for him that's the
thing to do don't rely on yeah i there was a member i think the kid from jerry
mcguire got into like a
dui oh yeah i had my podcast recently did he really yeah he got a dui and i
remember in like an accident
and i remember he was driving a saturn and i was like come on show business wow
couldn't do better than
give that fucking kid a saturn he was he grew up really well good like he his
parents and him are
really close and stuff like that now he's like does jujitsu he's been doing jujitsu
since he was a kid
okay wait which kid is this again uh jonathan i want to say lip nicky is that
yeah yeah that's
heffron's buddy yeah we had him strangles heffron they do jujitsu together and
he kicks his ass
apparently he's good he's a real cool guy real nice guy really well brought up
listen some guys get
through it we had ricky schroeder on here remember how nice he was yeah he's
really h