Name: Joe Rogan Experience #216 - Chael Sonnen
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #216 - Chael Sonnen' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #216 - Chael Sonnen

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all right you dirty
bitches chel sunnan is here we're gonna get down to business we got a goddamn
american hero here folks
how about some respect the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast
by night all day
you you you fucked up rory's voice though man all respect to rory mcdonald we
need to get a better
copy of that recording yeah we can get one i'll get one from the ufc ufc pulled
all the uh youtube
videos down within minutes oh do they really yeah well ladies and gentlemen
what is your new book
called voice of reason your vip passing to enlightenment voice of reason voice
of reason
written by this guy chel sunnan chel p you're here i'm here and by the way on
that commercial you just
gave that has got to be the single greatest guarantee in the history of fair
trade you don't even have
to send it back you just call it your word you go listen man this isn't working
and they refund it
that's amazing we had to make it the first 30 pills because the way we had it
set up was you know any
order you don't even have to send it back so then people start selling it on ebay
right like all right
well you can't be that honest yeah it's like the irs it's basically you're
counting on honesty you're
counting on it's for oversight but i like that i mean i can tell you from
personal experience i
wouldn't do that i mean if it didn't work i wouldn't i wouldn't lie to keep a
couple of pills
i think honesty i like it that's well i think if you have a product and you
believe in it you would
want people to buy it more than once especially if it's something like a
vitamin supplement
sure so i'm just letting them know like you're gonna like it it's it fucking
works it's a
fascinating little uh you ever get into vitamins nootropics anything like that
yes uh in college
and uh i was sick all the time i was getting sick three times a month even if
it was for you know
a day or something and my mom said look you got to get started on a multivitamin
do you think this
is also because of wrestling like you're just i think so yeah you're kind of in
a good petri dish
for sickness you're malnourished you're overtrained you're not getting enough
sleep with all the road
trips and different time zones perfect perfect petri dish to get ill and i
started on a multivitamin
known as centrum complete which has less nutrients than dog food that's what my
doctor told me but it
worked for me those small nutrients made a big difference so when i realized jeez
i haven't
been sick in a year then i really started getting involved and now i want some
really good stuff you
can't even buy over the counter you've got to have a doctor order it uh it's
called usana it's very
powerful you know 4 000 milligrams of vitamin d goes on and on uh usana usana
and it's a combination
of vitamins what happened yeah something just happened some short something
quick blurb i get
it too but we're back um combination of combination of vitamins and minerals
yeah and um it's you can't
get it in a like gnc or something you cannot no and you know and again let me
tell you okay most
vitamins are 10 effective 90 marketing we all know that about nutrition gnc
type things the ones that
really work are 10 marketing 90 goes into the lab and making them now that very
statement i just gave
you may in of itself be the marketing that the people have put out i don't know
but that's what usana is
doing you can't buy it you've got to order it uh they don't have enough to mass
produce it because
it's so potent and effective but i have had a number of doctors with with with
extensive reading
say listen this is the one so do you have to you don't have to have
prescription you can just order
absolutely not yeah but you just got to have a doctor's office call up and you
you know an 800
a doctor's office has to call up for you they got to call it in for you you
know that's something
they tried to get going uh years back they tried to label vitamins as nutraceuticals
and then they
were going to have it so that you needed a prescription to get vitamins which
gets a little
weird you know i mean i i i would appreciate a little regulation so we know
exactly what the
fuck is in everything because right now it's a it's a little wild west when it
comes to things like
supplements but i just think that uh that's uh having to go to a doctor to get
some vitamin d that
seems like that's i don't i don't want that yeah no i hear you but that comes
back to my point that
it's you know 10 effective 90 marketing you know how many things that gnc are
made in the same lab but
they're packaged different whoever can get the word out more and and i can tell
you you know i've tried
everything at gnc on the off chance that something might work um you know i
begged my dad to take me
there when i was 12 years old and whoever the most muscled up guy or whoever
the you know most handsome
guy whatever it was that attracts you when you're vulnerable at that age that's
who i'm begging my dad
to put 40 bucks down and buy me the protein drink for so i fall for it i mean
people people always fall
for it so you know yeah they don't have oversight it's it's trial and error but
what's not
yeah yeah what isn't it is it is kind of crazy but there there were a few
things that actually did
work but they got rid of them very quickly there was one called mag 10 and it
was they used to have
to go into that little glass cabinet with the key to open it up yep you couldn't
even get it out of
the regular like a video game right yeah you had to let them know like you
wanted some porn i mean
i mean that's your porn was testosterone pills and mag 10 was fucking real they
got rid of it really
quick you would take an absurd amount of pills i think it was like 10 pills
there were these clear
pills but you would take i don't know who knows what kind of fucking damage it
did to your liver
but oh my god you'd feel like a fucking raging animal like i didn't get yeah oh
it worked okay
great worked wow yeah i gained a lot of muscle on it man i gained like 10
pounds of muscle on it in
like eight weeks and it was legal you could buy it at gnc you could do like six
to eight week cycles on
it and it was such a steroid it was so obvious because as soon as i got off it
my dick would just
crash my body would crash i was like wow i was like wow this stuff even though
it's something you buy
a gnc essentially it's just like doing a steroid sure so so and essentially
they discovered something
yeah that the the government hadn't yet and had it banned and they got it you
know that's going on
there's a drug out there right now and i shouldn't call it a drug because it's
not but it's it's a
natural product uh known as kratom i don't know if you've heard about this but
it is absolutely an
opiate it's absolutely a painkiller and you know those drive-through espresso
places that they've got
we've got a place like that in oregon and the guy sells kratom and he makes 150
grand a year
and it's completely legal the government has not caught on that this is a painkiller
i mean you
get a high you get a low you got a crash i got a buddy that's coming off of painkillers
he got he
got addicted to the vicodin and what he's doing is he's going to buy in this kratom
for ten dollars a
pill he buys five it costs him fifty dollars he goes every sunday and when he
shows up at 10 a.m joe
there's a line waiting for this stuff it's a drug but it hasn't been found
illegal yet and i'm saying
that because the story you just told about being able to buy a steroid over the
counter people are
going to think that's not believable that happens all the time the government
just hasn't caught on
yet well they and i don't know that they should well i don't are they going to
be able to like
when balco came out with that clear stuff that the clear you know clear right
yeah it was like
somehow another undetectable how you know how many more of those are possibly
out there i mean how hard
is it to do something like that sure well i i wouldn't know but i from what i've
told and i
read about this stuff all the time is that if you simply get yourself a good
chemist he goes in he
changes one molecule one element and all of a sudden the strand is something
else you got your band list
you change one molecule it doesn't fall into that category they're looking for
things in that category
and they pass you know it's olympic year and we see this every games where an
entire country comes out
looking different than every other athlete the whole country looks different
you're like okay guys
you're all look that that way this whole team has gotten this much stronger and
more shredded and
times have picked up and everything from track to pole vault to to to swim
everybody's better from your
country what are you doing and then 10 years later you find out and it gets
added to the band list it
gets really creepy when you start thinking about shit like cycling and you see
all these dudes getting
convicted and all these dudes turning on i had a friend who was a professional
cycler and he told
me everybody was on crazy shit he said they all are he said there's no way you
can compete at that
level well you're talking cycling as the uh professional sure and i'm thinking
you're talking about you
know shooting up on and off of uh regulation okay so we're talking we're
talking lance armstrong
olympic cycling that i'm with you like the or any any high level cycling lance
armstrong type tour de
france shit like you you almost have to be on something to compete yeah you
know it's it's getting
really weird when it comes to those type of sports and what about when a guy
gets caught and so then
instead of just going yeah listen i gotta take my medicine he gotta bring
everybody else down but you
know he becomes the tattletale you know you know come on what's happening here
that's not the way it
works you got brought down you got you gotta take your medicine yeah by jose
canseco's uh that whole
book and publishing and and you know te