Name: Joe Rogan Experience #217 - Michael Ruppert
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #217 - Michael Ruppert' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #217 - Michael Ruppert

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all right you dirty bitches michael rupert's here we're we're finna to get to
the bottom of
shit i always wanted to say that we're finna i wish i could say it without
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just to clear things up there's a lot of people in the mma world they're saying
hey man nick diaz no showed to a match with brawlio estima they were supposed
to have a
a jujitsu super fight and nick diaz no showed and they said are you going to
take him off your
the opening your podcast and i was like how dare you how dare you suggest that
i would ever take
nick diaz off the opening of my podcast that was one of the greatest moments of
my life sir i love it
it's my one of my favorite parts and i don't know why he knows showed i'm sure
he had his reasons
you know i don't know what the fuck happened behind the scenes i don't know who
pissed him off you
can't piss that dude off all right if you want if you want that dude to fight
everything has to be
smooth as silk like the ufc there's no bullshit everything's handled everybody's
smooth and
professional and it goes off without a hitch and he has no problems with
anybody but you can't be
pissing that dude off and then expecting him to show up he'll just he'll just
vanish on you what was
there was there some controversy like was there a reason that he got pissed off
there was a weight
issue apparently uh they were supposed to fight they were supposed to weigh in
at 180 pounds 185 pounds
the day of the match like you had two weigh-ins and apparently brolio estima
didn't know this
and then he he weighed in in the morning he lost the weight he had to cut
weight he had to cut like nine
pounds so he cut the weight he weighed in the morning and then he then he rehydrated
and but the
confusion of him not being on weight or not knowing what the weight is or when
to weigh in it's real that's
that's that's where it gets confusing because it's it seems like it's the fault
of the organizers it
seems like there was there's a big confusion as to like when this was all
supposed to go down
and then of course with nick diaz you like i said you can't piss him off if you
piss him off it's just
not to show up you know and they they they up in that regard they should have
had everything working
nice and smooth but i don't know you know i you can't excuse it it was a i
would have loved to seen
it man nick is a bad motherfucker you know and for him to have the kind of
confidence to get in there
with brolio estima brolio is one of the two or three best jujitsu guys in the
world i mean he's
amazing and as a pure grappler i mean he taps out other amazing pure grapplers
very smart guy you know
and you know if it's it sucks for him more than anything because you know he
came over here from
england for this this is like a big moment for him as a representative of the
best jujitsu that's
currently available to have a grappling match against what is a representative
of the best you know
martial artist mixed martial artists we have available i mean nick diaz is in
the elite of the elite
you know he's right up there with the top guys in the world as far as mma is
concerned
as is brolio in jujitsu and so that would be so fascinating to see them go out
and it sucks that
it didn't work out i i don't know why it didn't work out but uh it seems like
all these guys have
weight issues like that's a huge problem why don't they just have like like
four girls on staff they
just have to like focus on weight issues they seem like they would be pros at
that well they won't you
know you got to leave that shit up to a fighter you know and this is uh this is
a different sort of
situation because there was a lot of confusion apparently as to when they were
supposed to
weigh in and different people nick diaz wait in one day and brawley wait in the
morning of the next
day there's obvious confusion i don't i don't know exactly what happened you
would have to sit both
guys down and sort of piece the argument out but it sucks i was just trying to
get nick diaz to have
some girls on staff i was trying to help the guy out ladies and gentlemen michael
rupert's here
and he's going to get down to the bottom of things i am michael rupert's been i
know i've i've heard
that fox magic is particularly strong this type of month fox magic been working
this time of the
month yeah yeah fox mag is it's working fox magic been magicking all over the
place lately yeah and
yeah yeah but as far as what's going on that's what i came down here to find
out i had to talk to you
to figure it out i don't know if i have any answers for you sir i have a
feeling anything that will be
coming out of my mouth is pure speculation good but from someone who's
completely unqualified
well let's speculate all over the place well you know just a ton of shits going
on and there have
been some major changes and ever and and as far as my life goes things are
changing for the good all
over the place i've left collapse net um now explain for the folks who are uninitiated
what is collapse net
collapse network uh collapse net dot com not collapse dot net uh it's it's a it's
a company we started two
years ago uh uh after the movie the the dock collapse came out and it its
purpose was to help people to
prepare for the collapse of human industrial civilization which is well
underway right now and uh over the two
years we've grown to six members in 68 countries and we got really busy we
specialize in bringing uh
really accurate news reports from all over the world it gives a real picture
and telling people what's
really going on but also connecting them through a directory uh with 1600 hand-picked
entries that's
free the lighthouse directory for so you it's the lights are just going on
maybe it's a good idea to
grow food or maybe there's going to be more blackouts or maybe this that so how
to and a lot of work has been
done uh over the course of a couple of decades by a lot of people so we bring
all that data there so you
don't have to reinvent the wheel and then we bring a lot of great feature
writers and stuff so um it got
to be big and we had some big challenges we got massively cyber attack this
year man they just oh
they just laid into us twice this year and uh we had some big struggles but the
way it the way it all
evolved and one of my lines is like evolve or perish you know grow up or die
and one of my big spiritual
lessons now is about letting go it's not it's you know it's letting go that
really gives me more
options and so anyway isn't it fun that you figure that out like later in life
everybody does oh yeah
well when you're young it's like the big problem i spent uh 21 years in 12 step
and and i lived that
program so letting go came to be um something you practice when confronted with
you know so letting go
collapse that turned out to be perfect i gave the ownership back to the you
know and i'm out completely
but now they don't have to pay my salary and they're all on their own and they're
just so energized and
they're just so on fire and now i get to step back a little bit because i'm a
tired you know
i've been at this a long time do you ever put nice stories on like happy
stories like someone found a box of
kittens and they were purring and beautiful smiles everybody went home and they
had a great day and
the new episode of game of thrones was on and we watched it and it was awesome
and they had fox magic
here's you what kind of music is that brian it's a fox magic song oh okay okay
we have a we have a
sound for it now um do you think uh it's possible that civilization won't
collapse is it possible that we're just
stumbling and that will uh will balance out is that possible absolutely totally
and that's one of the
reasons why i'm going through this big change i mean we not only did i in in
two books in the movie and
everything else kind of predict all of this stuff based upon a model that said
that that means
civilization is collapsing so if you see these symptoms there's a pretty good
chance that's what the disease
is uh but now just recently fukushima is so totally out of control reactor
number two is so hot that any
robots they send to the reactor get fried and and so they can't get into work
on this melted core that's
lying at the bottom and and then they've said no machines that can handle that
radiation have even
been designed yet oh okay that leaves a reactor two out building four with all
the rock that's it i think
it's amazing that someone made nuclear reactors in the first place i think it's
amazing yeah you know
i 