Name: Joe Rogan Experience #224 - Brian Redban
Uploaded: 2013-05-06T06:01:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #224 - Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-06. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #224 - Brian Redban

the Joe Rogan Experience podcast is brought to you by the fleshlight a lot of
people like what
the fuck is that you leave your u-stream on and then just comes on to that hey
the fuck did I do
man the Joe Rogan Experience is brought to you by the fleshlight and if you go
to joerogan.net
and click on the link for the fleshlight enter in the code name Rogan you will
save yourself a lot of
money we found out 15 to be exact we found out that the Joe Rogan Experience
listeners who call
into the fleshlight are much more likely to buy them the people that click on
the website much
more likely to buy them than the average list yeah with many many many times
which is kind of crazy
but maybe sad maybe we're all a bunch of fucking twisted perverts yeah your
your listeners are the
listeners are all pervs for sure um if you go to uh joerogan.net there's also a
link for alpha brain
what's alpha brain joe oh do you have any yeah i do i just need more i i've now
become you joe at the
last uh since you gave me that last bottle i've been doing it every morning the
all the issues that uh
people started having about sensitivity we've uh eradicated them i was one of
them this batch yeah
but it still has the same kick to it yeah it's um you'd have to go to on it.com
for all the
information because i'm not a fucking scientist and i'm a little stoned but on
it is o-n-n-i-t and
what alpha brain is is a nootropic it is a cognitive enhancing supplement you
know it's a very slippery
slope when you start advertising shit you know when you start selling things
and people know that
the words that are coming out of your mouth are designed to make money and so
they just assume
that you'll be full of shit like i can't tell you how many fucking assholes i've
had to deal with online
that say that it's a fucking placebo you're ripping people off for a placebo it
is absolutely not a
placebo there's no way nootropics would get to this point through the
scientific community scientific
through the scientific community through the supplement community there's no
way it's these
are not placebos they use them on alzheimer's patients there's you know a
considerable amount of
both anecdotal evidence research and more research is being done and
particularly by us we've got
we're running it right now um we're running some double blind placebo study it
takes months to do
these things and i don't want to talk too much about it until after it's over
but if the results are bad
i'll tell you do not worry the results are good i'll tell you don't worry i
believe in supplements
i've always used them i take every day i take fish oil i take chelated minerals
i take multivitamins
when i don't i don't feel as good i don't have as much energy when my diet
sucks i don't feel as good
either when i'm not eating healthy i don't feel as good i i believe it's very
important to take care
of this body to take care of this vehicle it doesn't mean you know that you
have to be a vegan and you
can't ever have cheat days and eat ice cream that's bullshit i just think the
majority of the food that
goes in your body should be healthy the majority if you want to have a burger
want to have a burger man
what are you going to live forever but the majority of your food should be
healthy and on top of that
i am a big fan of supplementation there's a thing that i was talking about sledgeline
this is some new
compound that's supposed to also it's not some new one i just took it today for
the very first time
so uh i'll tell you i'll tell you what it does if it makes me feel any
different i just took it like an
hour ago so i'm not even sure when it kicks in i wish there should be though
somebody that regulates
all of these to make sure that you should be able to take what you're taking
and and alpha brain you
know like mixing that kind of shit well vitamins you don't have to worry about
that but you
what you can worry about is when you get into like compounded drugs and and ssris
like you know the the
issue that a lot of people have had with taking uh new mood which is another
supplement we have which is a
five htp supplement and five htp there are issues that people have that are
taking antidepressants
so if you're taking an antidepressant essentially it's giving you a bunch of uh
dopamine a bunch
of serotonin rather and uh it's it's giving it to you like the the antidepressants
are you're
getting it from the antidepressants and you're also getting it from uh the five
htp which is really
basically a natural antidepressant i mean the word antidepressant i mean what
is really going on well
what's really going on is when you're depressed your serotonin is down it doesn't
necessarily mean
that your life is any different but now all of a sudden you're enjoying it and
there's a big debate
on that you know there's a big debate on whether that's smart and whether or
not a lot of people
are taking antidepressants and fucking with their brain chemistry when what is
really going on is they're
in a shit stage of their life and if they can learn by these bad feelings and
learn by the lessons
they could possibly move to a better place in life where you know you eliminate
all these things
that are making you feel bad improve upon all these areas that you have real
problems with
and then you won't have these bad feelings all the time you won't be quote
unquote depressed
but i know people that have had up lives man that have used antidepressants and
gotten themselves
back on track and then wean themselves off of it and are really happy today i
have a friend that
for you know he was he was on the verge of committing suicide he said he was
super super depressed
terrible life terrible childhood you know very abusive childhood but when when
he got an antidepressants
he got his together and then once he got his together he met his wife he fell
in love he started
a business became very successful with his business then slowly weaned himself
off the antidepressants and
now he's very happy and he's convinced that his state of mind was directly
related his depression was
directly related to how his life was but antidepressants saved his life you
know if
everybody's story was like that i wouldn't even be remotely skeptical you know
i would say hey you
know obviously this is a great thing but human beings we're some slothy fucking
slovenly cunts
and if we find just any excuse to take a pill oh i need a xanax i can't deal i
can't deal
there's a lot of that going on i'm with some trim spa yeah help me out yeah i'm
so fat i need trim
spa um and you'll have a bottle of trim spa that will kill you no it won't
really it's not fen-fen
right no i don't know what it is it's not like um but rip fuel rip fuel will
kill you i used to do
rip fuel in high school you won't kill everybody it only kills pussies but it
will kill you i'm crazy
i don't know why i used to do that though i think it was like people took it
yeah speed it is speed it's
like just like caffeine is speed i remember caffeine is speed what is speed
speed is a nickname for things that
are like accelerants things that fire your heart rate through the roof that's
terrible to do jiu-jitsu
on i did jiu-jitsu on it once i almost had a heart attack because it was like
it was like being on
crank like you have your heart is already pounding too hard and jiu-jitsu is
all about like maintaining
your heart rate like it's all about like keeping a pace going and uh you know
and and not wearing out
like if you just try to sprint real quick then you're gonna get tired and then
the guy's gonna choke
you like it's all about like and then the rip fuel is the worst for that it's
terrible for your cardio
you're like i remember the bottle i can see the logo it's not legal right they
got rid of it right
they might have changed the formula because i i feel like i've seen it recently
my point about all
this alpha brain all the supplement stuff is anything that i'm telling you
about is something that i use and
i believe in that's it i don't need to do this i don't need to sell these
things i'm selling these
things because they're legit because i support them because i use them i get
the benefits from them
i believe in them and then after all that we make money from them we make it as
fair as possible
i'm trying to rip off no one i want everyone to feel like they had a good
interaction so the way it
works is when you buy your first order of 30 pills if you don't like it you get
100 of your money back
you don't have to send the pills back you don't have to send the bottle back
you don't have to do
shit you just say this sucks give me my money back that's how much we believe
that you will like it
and you will want to keep using it there's nothing better in this life than
doing your best to
improve your quality of thinking and the quality of thinking that you have when
you've done your
best and you're taking care of your body and you improve your quality of
thinking you make better
choices when you make better choices you think about things better your life
becomes better i think
there's no more important thing in this life than maintaining a quality of
thinking and uh that's
what i use alpha brain for and uh that's why i endorse it that's why i take
three of these
just before three three how many you take two yeah i take four it gave me a
gear yeah well the last one
i used to take three because but then i started getting that a slight headache
four was like i had
a shaky hand when i was playing pool yeah i just think uh you know if you were
playing football or
something crazy i think four would be great um but what you know the the thing
that i've been getting
into lately is the shroom tech this uh the cordyceps mushrooms uh supplement
dude it's a hundred percent
legit i had way more energy than i deserved last night i was the last guy on
the mat i'm never the
last guy on the mat but i took five of those things it says take four but i
took five jesus took five
right before class it was awesome we're gonna overdose it's just mushrooms it's
just mushrooms and b12 and b12
you don't overdose on you piss it all out but man it's amazing how you can
affect your energy levels
by nutrients really amazing you know i like i said i've eaten like for a few
days and especially
as i get older i really feel it much more now than when i was 20. when i was 20
i felt like i could
need to eat a cheeseburger and then go work out and it wouldn't even hardly
bother me that much but
now it's just every little thing has to be in order for my body to feel smooth
anyway go to on it.com
uh check out all that check out all the different supplements that are
available
i stand by them we got kettlebells kettlebells rather coming out they'll be
coming out very soon
i definitely might get some of those yeah i think they're already on the up on
the website
we're just trying to figure out the the pricing and the shipping it's very
expensive to ship cannonballs
those are like cannonballs with handles that's why it should whatever makes it
heavy should be
something that you could just buy at a grocery store yeah but nobody's gonna do
that i wouldn't what if it
was something like oh yeah it's just a bunch of pepper
be the lightest kettlebell of all time pepper that's the most ridiculous i've
ever heard they
have some that you fill up with water but again you can't make it heavy enough
you know if i want
a 50-pound kettlebell to train with i have a bowling ball bag that i bring on
the road with me if i want
to bring them on the road because all i have to do is bring one i don't need a
gym anywhere if i bring
one 50-pound kettlebell i got one workout that i do with a 35-pound kettlebell
it's awesome man it's a
brutal workout and it's a 35-pound kettlebell yeah i need to get them i always
see my target i always
want to buy one i've just been using my pecanese instead do you know what you
need to do for real
you need to just take up something like spinning i don't have time for do do
any you got m