Name: Joe Rogan Experience #356 - Dan Hardy
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #356 - Dan Hardy' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-08. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #356 - Dan Hardy

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powerful dan hardy what's up buddy how are you man thanks for coming by man i'm
very excited to have
this conversation with you and uh the internet has been a buzz you know yeah it's
been something
you're a misunderstood dude man you know yeah i think so a lot of people uh
especially seeing
your trash talking and you know hyping up like the gsp fight and knock the fake
tan off you people
would think that you're an asshole you're not an asshole at all you look you're
a super chill guy
like i don't think i've ever been around you and felt like wow that's dan hardy's
just too much i gotta
get the fuck away from him you're like really easy to get along with you're a
very friendly guy
you just are really good at talking shit when it comes down to fight time pissing
people off and
that really is something that people have to understand you know like there's
there's a pageantry
involved in promoting a fight and in fucking with someone's head that you're
gonna fight
and it's it's people don't like it when other people are better at that aspect
of fighting you
know they get mad people get mad if you can talk mad shit about them if they're
not good at talking
shit back ah they go into the fight with it like a deficit already
yeah it's kind of crazy it's it was the culture i was brought up in though you
know like
like you know banter between teammates at roughhouse is is pretty much bullying
i mean it gets pretty
serious like to where i'm sure some of the guys go home and cry after the
session you know so it's
just kind of a natural thing for me and then when somebody bites a little bit
to a comment that i made
i can't help myself it's too much fun that's it's very english is very similar
to boston in that way
boston has that same like you know real insulting style to the trash talk
within sports teams and
athletes and it's just part of the whole thing and some people don't like it
and i could get that i
get that there's some people want that zen state anderson silva approach where
you just go in
but people forget about anderson silva and abu dhabi they forget when he was
when he was fighting
with damien maya talking i'm calling him all kinds of shit in portuguese he was
fucking with that
dude's head while he was lighting him up you know yeah that's even crazy trash
talk the trash talk that
goes on while you're kicking someone's ass i remember watching him fighting lee
murray um i was i was at the
side of the cage and the tony frickland one oh dude you were there for that
yeah oh my god the people who haven't seen
anderson silva became anderson silva when he went to japan and when he went to
england
like but england was really where it all came together for him you know like japan
he got some good
fights but he had some losses you know the rio chonin he flying heel hook yeah
yeah i mean he had some good
fights um who's that kid who's calling him alex stiebling the kid was calling
himself the brazilian
killer okay remember they they all got pissed off at him anderson he beat him
he caught him with a
with a high kick and then he knocked out carlos newton that was probably his
most spectacular fight over
there yeah but he yeah and it was after carlos dominated him on the ground carlos
was very good
very advanced at that time like he had like the most advanced ground game of
guys that were fighting
in high level and he had anderson down he had mounted him and it did not look
like anderson was getting
up um but i think they gave him a yellow card or something like that i don't
know how they got stood
back up again i don't know what happened but they got stood back up again and
bang he hit him with a
flying knee and knocked him out and it was after that he like he got his
footing with a couple of good
fights but it wasn't until he went to england and fought in cage rage that that's
when he became
anderson silva he was so comfortable it was yeah it was i really felt watching
the lee murray fight
that he could have stopped at any any point you know you were really just kind
of torturing him a
little bit and beating him up yeah he was tough he was beating the out of lee
murray yeah he was
his legs up man and you know and murray is tough as shit yeah he hung in there
man the entire time
stabbed like 38 times or something yeah and was training six weeks later he
made a video about
him hitting the mitt six weeks later if people don't know who we're talking
about this guy is
like really a legitimate folklore type character he's a guy richie movie
character yeah he and he's
almost greater than a guy richie character because you would never believe a
guy richie character
really could be like a top mma fighter and also one of the greatest armed
robbery suspects in the
history of the universe no no it's pretty crazy i remember sitting in traffic
on the way to cage rage
i had paul daly in the car and uh like stuck in traffic but not far from the
