Name: Joe Rogan Experience #240 - Aubrey Marcus
Uploaded: 2013-05-31T01:20:14.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #240 - Aubrey Marcus' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #240 - Aubrey Marcus

i never know how to start these i never know how it should start it's weird
sometimes you do that
breathing thing lately like you're getting excited it's me relaxed traumatic
breathing
it's in through the nose folks and then out to the mouth relaxing
that's how you're supposed to breathe it's like that's how that's something you
taught me with
comedy like a lot of times i catch myself doing that and i hear you in the back
of my head just
like breathe in and breathe out breathe in deep breaths and i was like wow it
really does work
you could get stuck on stage without any air yeah where you fucked up and didn't
plan your breaths
and then people are staring at you staring at you going why the fuck should we
be paying attention
to you stupid oh so you've done that before where like you can't even finish a
sentence
oh yeah yeah i've talked even fairly recently timed it badly you know where i
pulled it off but it's
like yikes very close to not anyway the joe rogan experience is brought to you
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to google it go and google it read all the pros and the cons and know this if
there's anything that
we're selling on this show anything whether it's you know whether i'm telling
you that i support alien
wear computers because they support mma whether it's the the fleshlight whether
it's any anything
that we sell on the show we only sell some shit that's legit and i personally
am a huge fan of
vitamins and nutrients taking care of your body meanwhile i just ate a sausage
sub
stupid sausage i had to say wendy's cavalletta is so awesome there's a deli in
canoga park that's so
fucking old school italian and they had a sausage sub and i couldn't pass but
for the most part i eat
healthy they're like i will punish myself for that and i won't allow myself
anything shit for days and
days but that look worth it though it was a little bit worth it it's a little
worth it i believe in cheat
days man i believe but i believe you should earn those bitches and for the most
part you should be
eating healthy healthy as fuck you dirty freaks so um that's what that's what
these nootropics are all
about it's all about increasing your your brain's ability to produce neurotransmitters
is that the
best way to describe it that would be it yeah and aubrey and i both have had a
tremendous amount of
experience uh taking these things long before we ever became involved in in
selling them and distributing
them um there's a bunch of different formulas out there a lot of them are good
i think ours is the
best and uh if you want to try it and give it a shot the first 30 pills we have
a 100 money back
guarantee so you don't even have to return the product you don't like it you
get your money back
we're that confident that it's that good we're that confident that you're going
to love it and
you're going to get hooked on it and you're going to be like me i didn't take
any before the show
give me the back quickly i panic i panic that you find out how stupid i am
without pot and
alpha brain i couldn't work i couldn't work i could work but i wouldn't be very
good he's become an
addict i wouldn't be the same ladies and gentlemen i wouldn't be the same well
once you get used to
those heightened levels of neurotransmitters yeah man heightened levels of
neurotransmitters and i'm
really addicted to weed when it comes to writing i'm telling you i sit down and
try to write without
weed and then i just go what the fuck are you doing stupid did you read the new
studies about weed what
about that was released uh yesterday that that there again they went through it
and that there's no
like signs of it being dangerous to your body or anything at all the ld50 rate
is 1500 pounds
yeah you know what that means that means lethal dose at 50 of the humans it
means it would kill
the weak bitches so you'd have to smoke 1500 pounds to kill the weak bitches
guess what you're not
killing joey diaz with 1500 pounds joey diaz laughs at your 1500 pounds you
give him 1500 pounds of weed and
he'll just be running around naked screaming at people you cocksucker you think
you're gonna kill
me that easy that's not gonna kill him 1500 pounds unless you dropped it out of
a cia drug
plant it landed on his fucking head that's the only way blood force trauma is
the only way to kill
joey with weed the only way all right ladies and gentlemen our pal aubry is
back from the
fucking jungles of peru with another ayahuasca adventure we're gonna we're
gonna get deep the joe
rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
that still is one of the proudest moments in my life hearing nick diaz say that
train by day joe
rogan podcast by night that was one of the happiest i've ever been as an adult
that was like
right up there with fucking anything else that's ever made me happy that was so
killer so you're back
dude i'm back back how many times a year are you trying to do these uh intense
psychedelic experiences
well you know after this last experience i kind of got the message that you
know there wasn't too much
left for me to explore in this but you know i kind of see myself as an adventurer
you know coming back
getting knowledge and taking it back and sharing it so when you say that not
too much left like um
i always feel like if i do it too much that i'm not absorbing what's happening
i always feel like uh
any if i have too many experiences in a row like two or three in a couple of
months i feel like i'm just
playing i'm just it's just i'm just riding a ride i'm getting scared right you
know i know it takes a
long time for the big ones to make sense to me yeah i think there's i think
there's a certain amount of
information that needs to kind of accumulate and you need to get farther off
track for your experience
to be really what the people say that are real skeptics they'll say like what
information like
what has anybody ever brought back but you know there are there is some anecdotal
evidence that
some things have been discovered while on lsd and supposedly francis crick on
his dying deathbed
you know said that he had lsd discovered the dna molecule yeah but you know
what man
fucking about my deathbed somebody might say i turned christian you know you're
fucking dying man you just might be making shit up you know he's crazy he's
dying i mean why is
deathbed worth anything you know i mean deathbed she'd be like don't listen to
that dude he's
fucking freaking out right now he's dying he why did you decide to make up some
shit about lsd and the dna oh it's fucking whatever i was dying i was tripping
my balls off like but
what have you like is there like one thing that you could like if someone said
what do you ever
bring back is there one thing i can i can give you three things from this last
experience that were
pretty poignant life lessons that were told to me just directly flat out that i
think will help me for
the rest of my life i mean actual concrete things this was a very different
experience and i don't
know if i should just go from the start or kind of hop into the middle folks
who don't know uh aubry
uh had a recent one it was about what is it six months ago the last one well
the aboga was six months
ago and then the last trip to peru was a full year ago so this was the
anniversary of that that first epic
trip down to the jungle in the first epic trip you you went with the same guy
the guy they call the dragon
the dragon yeah and you had some insane visions and you communicated with flotillas
of snakes and
like what what was it like yeah i mean there was a the second experience i had
the first one was
just basically coming to terms with my own mortal death i mean every possible
way i could die snakes
eating out my organs sliding down vines of thorns every possible way that i
could confront my death
i had to go through even it was even it was even telling me it was like your
body is riddled with
cancer you're gonna die as soon as you get back and i was like oh that was that
was the one that got me
actually the thorns and the snakes eating me and actually the insects burrowing
in my skin and
exploding all of that stuff i was like all right i'm cool with that like i can
get over that but then
it was like your body's riddled with cancer and you're gonna die and at that
point i had yeah exactly
but at that point i had to be like okay you know if this is the end so be it
and as soon as that happened
i could feel you know the medicine just kind of draw me back down into the
ground and a deep sense
of peace and a kind of conquering of a fear of suffering that i had so you had
to just figure
out how to let go the idea that you're going to die which really is the one
thing that fucks with
almost everybody yeah it's the number one pervasive fear yeah it's i've had
that conversation yesterday
with my four-year-old it's very strange when they start to be aware that you
know that people will
cease to exist yeah that's a tough one so that's why they call it the vine of
death actually it's one
of the reasons is because ayahuasca one of the first things it's going to do it's
going to make
you confront your death and if you're not ready for that you'll fight that and
you know you'll battle
with that until the end but you got to just kind of get past that first step so
fortunately the
first session i had the last time a year ago got me through that and then the
next one i was
just brought to to what the shamans call the eighth dimension they call it out
there that's just
the paradigm that they use but it was just this unbelievably lucid place where
i had to get me
there i you know i had a flotilla drawing smoke out of me and then i had
another one that was
shooting a beam of light under my tongue and then i just under your tongue yeah
i it was the weirdest
thing i've i've no i've since had some people say you know there's some yogic
practices where you absorb
something or another between underneath your tongue but i knew none of that now
and i don't know if i
necessarily subscribed to that even after reading it but there is some kind of
literature about
underneath the tongue but i just did it instinctively and this beam of light
just goes piercing through my
tongue yeah i wonder it's because p is sub uh um sublingual um drugs yeah it's
a very it's a very
strong absorption site yeah like it's like the easiest way to absorb directly
into your bloodstream so it's
kind of an odd yeah odd thing for me to do without thinking about it but after
that happened i just burst
into this other dimension and from that dimension i could see people that i
wanted to see i could scan my body i
could look towards the future towards business towards anything and everything
was just perfectly lucid in
this universe that didn't change no matter which direction i looked at and it
was the incredibly
profound life-changing experience in the last session did it seem when you were
looking at like
the world and all the different aspects of you of your world did it seem like
something you're creating in
your mind no it it really didn't at this time you know and and i've had i've
had some psilocybin
experiences and some other different experiences that seem very much like an
exploration on a ride
through my own subconscious you know like going through the dream state
processing bad emotions bad
feelings um but something particular about the dmt experience and the iboga
experience transcends that
kind of feeling like you're on a ride through dreamland you know that really is
your own mind
you it felt completely