Name: Joe Rogan Experience #241 - James "Bobo" Fay
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #241 - James "Bobo" Fay' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #241 - James "Bobo" Fay

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See what I'm talking about, bitch?
We're talking crazy shit here today.
I'm getting fired up, ladies and gentlemen, all right, because James Bobo Faye
is on the
podcast.
We're going to talk some Bigfoot, you sons of bitches.
We're going to get down to the nitty-gritty.
We're going to let people know what the fuck ticks.
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All right, James Bobo Faye is here, and his dog's here.
What's your dog's name again, man?
Monkey?
Monkey.
Monkey's here.
Hey, Monkey.
All right, let's get this motherfucker started, Brian.
She's actually a squash tractor.
Oh, yeah.
An official Squatch Tracking Dog.
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Dude.
That's a new one.
I'm not sure I like it.
That new fade-out you do at the end, you crafty devil.
That's a Squatch-trained dog, ladies and gentlemen.
If you hear a dog or see a dog, if you're watching us on Ustream or Vimeo, and
you see
a dog in the background, that is actually a Squatch-trained dog, and this is an
official
Squatch-training.
Squatch hat.
This is a Gone Squatch-in' hat.
Can you sell these?
Because if you don't, you should.
Because they'll sell like fucking crazy.
I blew it.
I thought Animal Planet trademarked it.
They thought I did.
Oh, so nobody did?
Did somebody else trademark it?
Buy some guy in Taiwan now.
Oh, those sons of bitches.
Just fucking sell it and make them sue you.
Dude.
Because everybody would want an official Bobo Gone Squatch-in' hat.
They sold tens of thousands on Cafe Press.
Cafe Press, though.
Like, anybody could go on Cafe Press and pretty much, like, make your own shirt,
though, right?
Yeah.
They had, last time I looked, there was like 670 websites selling those hats.
Oh, that's hilarious.
I know.
Dude, you've created, like, are you looking at your Twitter right now?
But, uh, I fucking, oh, sorry, I promised my buddy I'd text him when it started
because
they were driving.
Are you trying to text him right now?
I'll just say it's on, it's on.
When I was a little kid, I went camping with my parents.
I was probably, like, six, and we were in Yosemite.
And I met a dude who was a trapper.
He gave me, like, some stinky fucking feet of, like, animals that he, like,
killed, like,
bobcats and stuff.
But when you're six, it's badass.
And you're like, whoa, this is cool.
But, uh, you know, that's when I got obsessed with Bigfoot, was talking to this
guy.
Because he, uh, he 100% believed in Sasquatches.
And he, I remember, I was six, I was six years old when he told me this.
He was just saying that the woods are so dense, there's no way everybody's been
to every part
of it.
Yeah.
There's no way.
He's like, if you drive, if you fly over the Pacific Northwest, I guess that's
the only
time where you really get a true sense of how dense it is.
Because we kind of think of it, like, especially the Pacific Northwest, we kind
of think of it
as, like, you know, yeah, there's Seattle, and there's Portland, and there's
some cities
up there, and I guess there's highways.
Dude, a giant chunk of that is just fucking dense rainforest.
Oh, yeah.
And a lot of people are not aware of that.
And that's where the, the, that's the majority of sightings in America, right?
Um, the most, but what people trip on is they're all, they're continent-wide,
they're worldwide.
How is it possible that something could be continent-wide, and the only video
footage available
in 2012 is that shitty Patterson film?
Whoa!
Patterson, I think he's a fraud, dude.
No!
What happened?
Did he lose the camera?
You think it's real?
You think the Patterson footage is real?
Dude, I was just with Bob Gimlin.
Yeah, you, that was a very emotional response.
See that?
If you were to sit your dad outside, deliver the table.
No!
No, I'm saying, wasn't Patterson known to be a con man?
But listen, I believe firmly, Jane Goodall believes 100% that there's a Sasquatch.
I believe very firmly it's very possible.
I think that if they found one, all of a sudden people would start, you know,
it would make
sense to people.
There's all sorts of primates all over this planet.
And they know that Gigantopithecus lived with people in Asia, like, you know,
thousands
and thousands and thousands of years ago.
And the real legit scientists that talk about Bigfoot say it's very possible
that an animal
came down with humans during the Bering Strait.
But, you know, realize humans are cunts.
They're a pain in the ass.
They'll fucking shoot you.
They stab you.
They make rugs on you.
Let's hide.
Exactly.
Let's go hide in the woods.
Show me a big animal that we don't kill out in the woods.
It's true.
But how, oh, we would definitely kill one.
For sure.
Well, they have been killed.
There's a guy who's on YouTube right now.
I'm subscribed to the Bigfoot report on YouTube, you know, whenever the new
video comes up.
They'll send me an email.
But there's a guy who claims he killed Bigfoot.
He did.
You really think so?
I bought that camera because I got invited to go on the body recovery mission
last year.
And it's a real story.
But where's the body?
What happened was, I'll just give it a rundown real quick.
I'm actually friends with the guy.
I thought I'd never be friends with the guy that shot a squash.
He shot the baby, right?
Yeah, he shot a dole and a baby.
He first, what happened, they were doing, they were driving, they were doing a
U-turn.
They just saw a warden and they were doing a U-turn way up in the Sierra Nevada.
It was about 8,500 feet.
And it was like Halloween, I think, or the day before Halloween.
The Sierra Nevadas are in California?
Yeah.
Where is that?
The huge mountains like Tahoe.
Right.
Is that what the, I just.
All the way down to like Kern County.
What is it?
Yeah, they run from Kern County up to like Oregon border, basically.
Okay.
And that area, though, like Northern California.
It's like 400 miles long and 50 miles wide.
That's a big, Bigfoot sighting area, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So this guy didn't believe in Bigfoot or anything.
He's a total redneck.
Like kills, likes to just kill shit out in the woods.
Right.
And the big adult came out and was waving its hands and wiggling its fingers.
They'll wave their hands and wiggle their fingers to show that they're not
bears.
We think.
I mean, they're pretty smart.
They're like people.
So he draws a beat on it.
His buddy had just come back.
This guy, Jack, had just come back from Iraq and Afghanistan combat vet.
And like he just was over seeing stuff shot.
He's like, first he said, don't shoot it.
It's a, it could be a person in a suit.
And Justin was looking through the scope and he's looking at it going, it's not
a person.
He could see it through the scope.
It was a, it was a squash.
But it wasn't one of those big buff ones.
He said it looked real frumpy, kind of like saggy, like wasn't sure if it was
older or what.
So he started squeezing one off.
And when the thing realized he was going to pull the trigger because they were
locking eyes,
he turned and he shot it through the ribs, like lung shot.
And it dropped, went down like to a sprinter position, then got up and sprinted
super fast,
stumbled once, and then went crashing down on this manzanita.
Well, they get out of the truck and they're walking down another trip.
They'd never even thought of Bigfoot.
They're walking down there, they're tripping balls.
Like they just saw a huge thing.
They called it a monster, shot it.
It ran off.
They're looking for the, they heard it crash down on the brush.
This guy's a registered bear hunting guide.
So he said he could tell it, you know, like that was the sound it makes when it
crashes.
Well, they got about 40 yards.
It was about 70, 80 yards when he shot it.
They got about 40 yards there.
And right where the thing was around, two identical twin babies, like the size
of like three
or four year old kids, but with way bigger heads, came out, came out of the
brush.
And we're running around looking for like the parent.
And they were running back and forth.
He was going to shoot one of the babies right off the bat.
And his buddy wouldn't let him, like kept yelling, don't do it.
I'll kick your ass.
You shoot that thing.
Don't shoot it.
Things were running around for like 10 minutes.
They couldn't find the adult.
Then they realized, okay, there's two babies.
And they were identical twins.
They'd run around.
They'd sniff the ground and look around on all fours.
Like totally, totally comfortable on all fours.
Like quadruped, you know, just run around.
When they came near each other, they'd get up on two legs and they'd come up
face to face.
And he said, they sound like two profoundly mute people talking.
They'd go, like just real guttural sounds.
But like he said, like a language.
They'd get back down.
They were moving down.
And they were working their way towards where they heard the body crash.
And they realized, well, shit.
They thought it was they shot the mom.
So they're like, well, if we just shot the mom and then daddy's probably around.
Like this thing's eight foot.
What they shot was probably eight foot tall, 600 pounds.
So they're thinking, well, shit, it's getting dark.
We don't want to be here.
And Jack and Justin split up because they're covering different territory.
And one of the little babies came up like where that wall is and just stood on
this rise.
We went to the spot with him.
We went, like Dr. Meldrum went and Mayan Chinsky, like the big name guys,
scientists.
We went out there when the snow melted the next summer.
Are these the big name guys that believe in Big Fuzz?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, no.
Belief's for shit you can't see, right?
Well, they know it exists.
Well, like people believe in Jesus, but I never found like a Jesus hair or a
Jesus track or a Jesus shit in the woods, you know, or Jesus killed an elk or
anything.
What have you found personally?
So 