Name: Joe Rogan Experience #244 - Immortal Technique
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #244 - Immortal Technique' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #244 - Immortal Technique

hey everybody what the fuck is going on internet land my friends today it's
going to be a lot of
fun the joe rogan experience podcast is brought to you by on it.com that's o-n-n-i-t
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it's a blend of nutrients that are supposed to enhance your brain's ability to
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does it work yeah it
works yeah there's i've been experimenting with nootropics since i was a young
man and uh there's
there's a there's been a lot of um different formulas that have come out like
uh there's a guy
named bill romanowski you know who he is a former football player get uh get
right up in the mic
yeah well he uh he suffered a lot of concussions this is where i found out
about it he he suffered
a lot of concussions and he um started taking different uh nutrients that are
designed to sort
of stimulate your brain function and he created his own sort of blend of them
and it's called neuro one
and that's how i got into nootropics from his stuff have you ever seen him make
like a really stupid
motherfuckers no i can't do that you can't do that you know what it does it it
honestly it for me it
feels like things like things come a little smoother if that makes any sense no
it's like it there's i
know there's levels of brain function and you so you got to figure out well
what is that what is it
what are the what are the levels of brain function what is it when i wake up in
the morning and i just
feel like a fucking dummy my brain is foggy i don't know what's going on like
if i do an interview at
like eight o'clock in the morning i sound like a fucking idiot it takes me a
while to like get that
brain cooking so are these more for like powers of retention than things that
are already in your
mind so your memory is just quicker or something like that it's i have no idea
because they say that
people retain everything or usually a huge amount of what they see every day
and that is just
subconscious so maybe what these things are doing or maybe what they're
starting to be able to do
is to pull those memories straightforward because we have so much information
in our mind i don't know
that's that's a huge stretch i don't know you'd have to be a scientist to even
figure i think what
you know it is is you know there's how long have these been out now these oh
alpha brain i think
we've been out for like two years now that's what i'm saying we're at the very
very beginning of
something like this then well uh there's been a bunch of different studies on
on all sorts of
different nootropics and uh some really positive results are starting to come
back there's um a new
additive that we put into alpha brain i don't even know the name of the new
shit
if you're interested in any of this stuff go to onit.com that's o-n-n-i-t and
all it's all
explained in detail but whatever this new shit that we just put into alpha
brain that's the technical
term for it it uh it's been shown to prove golfers i don't know all these
different things what they
do is it just if every it has everything firing on uh like like all the right
points you know what
i mean if it makes me feel like with the difference between what i take and i
don't take it is
sort of like the difference between not having a cup of coffee and having a cup
of coffee
but not really because it's not like an addictive feeling it's not like a um
like if i don't like
i get really excited about having coffee i can't wait to have it and then i get
it like oh it's
like a little fix for me it's probably not good for you yeah i mean it's it
means definitely there's
it's they say it's okay if you drink a cup a day but really why is it okay if
you drink a cup a day
i mean why is it okay to take a certain amount of stimulants i mean is it
really you know i'm not
really sure too much of anything makes you an addict but the alpha brain doesn't
make you feel stupid
when it's over it's not like you have an up and then as a down it's just it
just gets everything
loose it's a fascinating subject and there's a lot of controversy but there's a
lot of studies and a
lot of very promising studies and we're uh we're going to do our own eventually
we're just formulating
the the final the final uh formulation of the uh of the blend and the most
recent one uh is the one i
like the best and um it's hard to tell the difference so to be honest with you
it's like
maybe i'm just eating better now too it's like you know when there's a lot of
different things that
come into factor when when it comes to the way your brain works and that's
something that everybody
needs to consider you know if you really want those and then you want meth that's
not going to help
yeah it's not going to help you i think the most important thing that any any
anybody could ever
emphasize is to take care of your your body take care of your meat vessel take
care of this thing
that's taking you through life don't fuck with it too much man you know i mean
you should be careful
with what you eat if you eat sugar every day and crap every day and you're
fucking with your body man
you're fucking with that thing you're just giving it you're not giving it what
it needs and it's
going to have some misfires and it's going to have some malfunctions and then
you need to realize that
the the age-old saying once a man twice a baby you know what i mean and what
does that mean even
harsher you come into this world you know naked defenseless right and when you
see um very elderly
people and i think this gives me a great respect for all that they've been
through in life a lot of
times they need help or they can't move or something like that and they're
dependent on somebody else to
take care of them right and that that seeing that vision is supposed to inspire
like humility in
people to be like yo you know what yeah oh man instead you see people honking
their horn like
walk faster so i can get to nowhere you know do you see people honking horns at
old people is that a
new york thing crazy they're out of control man i mean everybody i'm from new york
where people are
rushed to go nowhere you're rushing from work to get back home to let cable tv
wash over you and do
nothing well it's because the idea of new york's ridiculous what a silly idea
i can't let that ride from a boston dude man but i i'm telling you right now
yeah logically bro
look i'm sort of a boston dude but i was born in new jersey so i'm more of a it's
even more of a
rivalry it's cool it just seems crazy it's a crazy idea to stuff that many
people and you know what
i thought about the exact same thing i went to to do a tour in australia and
new zealand and i came
home and it just dawned on me like i'm people think oh you're so smart
technique oh you think
about such you read all this stuff i came home and it dawned on me damn a human
being's natural
habitat is not a square of concrete and like steel like this is not healthy you
go around new york you
see trees and cages they're like oh there's the park i was like yeah good a
reservation for trees
you know what i mean without that there wouldn't be no oxygen in the city it's
a weird energy that
you get from only people and the things that people have created it's like an
artificial world
like a completely different construct it's a city state yeah it's a weird place
i love it man
i bet you do i love that you know i'm still there you do or you don't you do or
you don't some people
love that shit my manager loves it he wouldn't live anywhere else anyway um go
to on.com to check
out if you're interested in interested in any nootropics i just suggest you
google the subject
there's a lot of uh controversy there's a lot of uh unsubstantiated claims but
there's a lot of real
good research that points to the fact that different nutrients can improve
mental function
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we're much more concerned with people not feeling ripped off than we are with
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know that you're going to enjoy it it's the shit i i i i i'm i'm turned all my
friends onto it
not one of them is not an alpha brain head now it's this that sounds terrible
an alpha brain head
that's so douchey i apologize i apologize yeah it comes in pill all right don't
snort it you freaks
i was just gonna say after the show me and joe won't crush that shit up rolling
the l yeah that's
the c what if that was the secret the whole time about this alpha brain and i
didn't even know about
it that you're supposed to snort it yeah just snort it you're better off um we
also have uh kettlebells
and battle ropes in now i i did my first battle work battle uh rope work today
that thing's crazy
it's really weird it's so awkward yeah i'll do it i will we'll uh we're gonna
make some videos too
because people keep asking the different exercises what kettlebells are is um
it's an ancient russian
form of uh strength training yeah it's like a cannonball attached to a handle
it's the most manly
shit you could ever be involved with in your life okay you're swinging around a
fucking cannonball
if it comes to working out it's like for me i think it's the best strength
training work
that uh you could do when it comes to like real world application like your
ability to like
like the the strength that really comes up in the real world is like deadlift
strength and
squat strength and bench press strength that that's like real world shit you
know but there's a lot
of people out there like doing curls and tricep extensions you're never gonna
be like sitting
on a bench like trying to push it's kind of silly i mean the russian the russian
weights i know
a dude that used to do nothing but those yeah he was like look if i'm lifting
something like this
yeah this is like if all i do is this and that there's no power in my arm to
pull something up
like this unless i've been doing this with 40 pound weights for years like it
definitely gave him a
different type of strength than i've seen with other people i think more
centered in the body
yeah that i didn't you know i didn't get well it gives you a lot of your your
it certainly strengthens
your core which is like one of those words that people like to use a lot you've
got to work in
your core strength your core you know becomes some sort of a weird sort of a
classification for
exercise um but what's important is the whole thing has to work everything has
to work and sometimes
dudes fuck up and they develop like big arms and shit and a big chest but their
legs don't work that
good or you know they you know they don't have good lower back strength because
they're doing
silly exercises they're not they're not balancing out their body and the best
thing about kettlebell
exercises is you can do with just one of these cannonballs you can literally
work out every muscle
in your body and you it's the kind of workout that you get the only thing that's
as exhausting
is doing jujitsu to me that's the only thing that gets me as tired is actually
sparring and training
it's it's such a brutal workout there's a a great dvd to follow called extreme
kettlebell cardio workout
that dragon door carries if you can get through this motherfucker's workout
with a 35 pound kettlebell
you're an animal and that sounds like nothing it's like what a 35 pound dude 40
minutes into this thing
you're ready to die it's incredible how tired it gets i'll check it out it's
the shit anyway go to
on it.com and check it out if you use the code name rogan you can save 10 off
uh supplements but we uh
we literally can't sel