Name: Joe Rogan Experience #263 - Kat Von D, Eddie Bravo
Uploaded: 2013-06-03T02:56:24.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #263 - Kat Von D, Eddie Bravo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-06-03. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #263 - Kat Von D, Eddie Bravo

I think we sold so many fleshlights that there's it was impossible for them to
sell more because
everyone who listens to this show is a pervert no way they had tapped the
market so what I mean
you can only advertise with someone for so long I mean everybody listens to
this show has heard
about the fleshlight by now it makes sense that so they decided to sever the
relationship yeah
yeah yeah yeah well they it's not that they backed out it's just they we ended
it we did
it for a long time this is totally amicable they're very nice guys coca-cola is
but you
keep advertising yeah I don't I'm not running any companies man I don't give a
fuck I I tweet
them still I I still talk to them there's a good video that they just posted
that's crazy they just
couldn't keep up with the first product ever where they stopped advertising
because that people they
couldn't keep up with the demand I don't know if that's true I'm just joking
around about that
I mean and you know what you think it makes sense the only the only product
ever is a fake vagina that's
the only one that they'd have to they'd run out of materials I don't understand
what you're saying
that skin is rare you know how they make that skin yeah yeah it's actually a
food based um uh product I'm chewing on one right now you're chewing on one it's
like
it's not really like a plastic it's almost like you could almost like digest it
with your body it's really
weird you got to check out that they just posted a video uh what did what did
we walk in let's not this
isn't even our real sponsor we're actually sponsored by on it.com makers of uh
alpha brain shroom tech
shroom tech sport shroom tech immune and uh also we recently got hacked ladies
and gentlemen
yeah we got hacked they got in just got a hold of some encrypted data and um
you could it's all explained
at on it.com forward slash breach uh and because of that they're offering um an
18 discount off of
everything for the next couple of days so you just use the code name got your
back people are uh very
bummed out over there that someone hacked into the system but that's just the
way it goes man if you're if
you're online someone can get you those little script kitties those bad motherfuckers
apparently it
wasn't the best setup at on it they've radically improved it because that and
they feel terrible
about it she said they just didn't know it's a fairly new company but i've been
hacked three times
just a gas station this year yeah i mean i've had to change my all my shit how
do they get gas stations
all the time something happens when you run your car through that thing and
they can when you just stick
yeah when you slide it through they and when you run your card through and then
you put in your your zip
code yeah apparently some of them are rigged and some of them just copy your
information like and then
they have to figure out which gas station it was where were you when it
happened which machine did you
use and then they find out and go in the machine and find out who rigged it
like some employee or
something yeah it could be that it could be a third party that transmits that
data it's really pretty
sophisticated stuff it's it's really nuts really but there's a lot of money in
organized crime and
stealing credit cards is a big part of it and so it's just super common if you're
online uh people
are going to go after you um that's that discount also works on kettlebells and
battle ropes so all
shit to become manly go get some all right and thanks to alienware mma for hooking
us up with some dope
laptops oh yeah and uh go to death squad dot tv and pick yourself up some some
cat shirts yeah that's
that's that's the kind of shirts that i like are you gonna keep selling the
first one uh no but uh
i do have like a box of the old ones left over that i might eventually put on
sale there's only like
like a hundred of them the old one is dope i like the new one but the the old
one i would love it if
you had that for sale as well because i just think it's the shit that that cat
though is awesome that
cat is the future all right you dirty bitches cat von d is here buckled the up
the real cat
play the music brian so it can be official
you don't talk about mushrooms the joe rogan experience
there's a lot of shit over at honor.com eddie bravo i don't have to talk about
all the products
okay so sometimes you go i'm not gonna yeah sometimes i just i just half-assed
for a while there dude i was very impressed with your enthusiasm and your
passion during those
commercials my enthusiasm and the passion is still there every time well it's
just based on reality
it's based on people ask me all the time dude is that shit for real people ask
me that all the time
like dude joe would not be involved in some shit that didn't work he's only
involved in shit that
works trust me well do you take it you don't take it every day in mind if you're
if you're interested
in nootropics there's a lot of stuff that you can get on your own and just buy
it in bulk and it's
way cheaper than doing this like what we've done but just go google it it's it's
fascinating
shit it's vitamins for your brain it works you don't need that you clever woman
no you're on top of
shit already imagine her tattoos on on it on shroom tuck yeah you my friend eddie
bravo is here with
kat von d because kat von d actually wrote on eddie bravo's chest yep well i
tattooed on it yeah
my hair pull it up i haven't shaved my chest in a long time so it's kind of a
paul stanley-ish
false tail-ish that's my grandmother wow i love that tattoo how long ago did we
do that that was
three years ago yeah something like that that is uh my what i think is the most
impressive
style of artwork that reproduction of portraits yeah freaks me out yeah it
really does yeah i saw this
girl last night that had her father on her arm as a child though and so just
this little child on her
arm and i'm like has you know anyone ever tried to like does it is it messy is
it weird when people
are like you know like i try to make him blink you know like as a baby and like
fuck her with the
face and it's like is that weird to you she goes no this guy's cummed on it
before and i made him lick
it off and i'm like what like that's just crazy like those realistic tattoos oh
my god whoa
okay brian i don't know what the hell he just said i think brian needs to go
seriously you need
to go take some medicine i think i for a second there i'm like damn i smoked
too much weed no i
think brian did you just went too deep right you just got you know i just ran
up a ramp covered in
vaseline side i definitely smoked too much weed you lost me yeah i have to deal
with him by myself
sometimes i was trying to remember this and he acts like i'm crazy i was trying
to remember the story
that happened last night but then i was too stoned to remember it so then i was
like trying to stumble
while telling a story you just got to slow down son the crazy thing about the
crazy thing about how this
tattoo came about was her shop is one was one block away from old legends
remember that yeah so i passed
by what's old legends is an mma gym that was in hollywood it was a kickboxing
just like right down
the street from uh your shop so i would pass by to go home i lived in the west
hollywood i would
pass by to and from work all the time and always see your tech i never saw your
show but i knew who
you were from the billboards around hollywood and shit but i never ever not
once thought about
ever getting a tattoo for me i just didn't think about it i had my what
happened my guy
carson hill you know i just i have this tattoo artist who's awesome name name
is carson hill is in
la fucking amazing but i was i'm cool with him i'm only gonna let him fuck with
my shit now that's
what i was thinking but then after like a year of just passing by your shop i
ended up in the u at the ufc in
dallas we were in dallas and there wasn't shit to do and i used to work for the
ufc and i'm sitting
there in my hotel room and the alma show comes up at alma awards oh yeah yeah
it's like i was there
yeah yeah it was my mom yeah so i'm watching this the alma awards i thought the
latino celebrity awards
or whatever and i'm watching that you know me being latin you know i'm like oh
i didn't
know that white dude was half mexican like actors are coming up and rock i
thought you're talking
about me no no no no and then and then and then kat von d comes up and i'm like
oh she's mexican holy
i was born in mexico but my family's from argentina so i am latina but i'm all
mixed up so at that point
your family's from argentina yeah wow that's cool so at that point let me let
me finish real quick
so at that point now she's in my head i'm like oh she's mexican so that was friday
afternoon monday
first class after class it's 11 o'clock at night i'm driving past her shop it's
closed up
and i'm thinking a wild hair just a delusional thought hey maybe i could get
her to do a tattoo
on me and film it and put it on my show me thinking like like she would
actually do it i'm thinking for
10 seconds i'm thinking that's a good idea but then as i made her right on santa
monica boulevard i'm
like she's so famous she would never do that i'm like what a crazy dumb thought
i go home take a
shower to get a late night bite to eat at kitchen 24 by myself i just walked in
i'm playing it yeah
i sat there and this girl comes up to me that i knew from a long time ago jason's
ex-girlfriend
jason chambers ex-girlfriend comes up and goes eddie what's up and she gives me
a hug and she looks at
me and goes you should let kat von d tattoo you i'm like that is crazy because
i was just thinking
that an hour and a half ago that's insane or whatever i'm like that's a pretty
crazy like
and then she goes no but i'm serious i could actually get you on the show i'm
like what
he goes yeah i work on the show they hired me this ain't real she was such an
idiot that
chick and it's just interesting that you came in riding on that vehicle because
like it was really
honestly would have probably worked more against you than for you but somehow
you know what happened
she was bros with the casting director and she goes the casting director loves
ufc with anyone well well
she did she did get me on the show yeah yeah and for that i am grateful for oh
well thank you so she's
funny when shit works that way when you have some weird idea and all of a
sudden it becomes reality the
next morning i meet the casting director and he said let's do it because he's a
big ufc fan and
i was just right there on the show and you know what they originally she got
they go cat is very picky
on who she does tattoos with so if she doesn't pick you will you go with the
other two and i said no
were you on the fence at all um well you know it's when we would film the show
there was like a
screening process so like i would get these like lists of um different ideas
and uh requests i guess and
so i would based on the artwork i would filter through and do the ones that i
knew that i was
capable of or i'd be excited about um but they wouldn't really tell me much
about the person
coming in because they want to be all natural on camera and stuff so i didn't
know i don't i think
i knew very minimal other than your name i didn't know yeah she didn't know she
just for they said no
very strange yeah i said i wouldn't do it i felt it was so crazy that i thought
of it that night
an hour and a half later some chick makes it happen i thought it was so crazy
that i said no i won't do
it unless cat does it i'm not interested yeah that is really odd when things
like that happen
because there's no denying that that like statistically put that shit on paper
how crazy
put the thought into your head on paper and then meeting what are the odds of
that that's like
millions to one it's almost like they're the the story of your life is like the
the writers are
working on it less and it's just getting shittier and easier for things to
happen it's l